please, fart boob was my dads name..

guy whose name is fart boob

extreme public restrooms toilet fart acoustics

i don't have to write a sarcasm on this one i think it's really good already

i have not jack off in 11 weeks. actually wait

i have been meeting many forms of jesus at shows

i do NOT want to watch another youtube interview with "the human toilet"

everyone in tech is burnt out as fuck because AI has raised productivity expectations to be so high that people are growing brain tumors that looks like this

I am the type of crab that makes the little sand balls

i am cunnilingual

take a shit on my ass while i take a shit fuck

spend time alone to think about fart

It's funny to me that you can literally kill god with vegetables and good cardio

my time is infinite and it costs $0

still haven't watched trash humpers. seems like it would be weird

how about use $0 to lower some of the policy barriers to building new housing

tfw you're a hundred years out from eating moss and shitting in buckets

samsara the treadmill of poop

escaping out the back of my ass. a fart

bro do me a salad

everyone needs a wizard and also a backup wizard

any game where you control a cat or a lizard

technofeudalism means that dickheads have a monopoly on sick beats, and we can't let this happen

i love cat

movie called "the purge" and its just people puking and burping

which type of vagina liquid is it

If you gave me one million dollars, I would spend it right away on dicks.

i don't shower after the gym i just go home and wack off immediately

Unionizing the dick sucking factory

your job as an artist is to seek as much criticism as possible from people who have no idea whats going on

my formal title is Fuckwizard

no don't take my garbage away i need it

i have never taken a shit in my whole life

the economy is fuckin stupid

sorry can't do it. need to take a shit

invented a new animal called the manofart

likely to experience intimately death by cop attack

if you get banned from here then you can go outside you're free now when you think about it

fartmaxing

i had a script that told random people when im taking a shit and i forgot that i left it running. brutal

youre a fucking genius and I would do anything you tell me

you can evade awkward moments by employing the 1 thousand yards stare

The sun is going to cock my ass

the rainbow family have a lot of strange rules for an anarchist wizard cult

Sometimes you need to sit down and forget about your nuts

thank you, Puking Fruit Vaginas Man

if you automate the train then nobody gets ptsd when it runs people over and they explode

help keep fart accessible for everyone

Do not try to trap me into thinking.