Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
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Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10).
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i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
12 months ago
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i don't know why demand for oil would be growing. they don't make any badass cars since the 70s. it's pointless now
about 8 hours ago
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if china put a giant laser guns boat on cuba trump would say its an extremely good deal
about 8 hours ago
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moving to china where nobody can Google my ass
about 8 hours ago
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why don't they measure the rate of inflation using the cost of nutsacks
about 8 hours ago
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farner
about 9 hours ago
oooowaaooooo it’s mr piss my pants oooowaaooaooo
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why didn't they do this a week ago
add a skeleton here at some point
about 9 hours ago
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did Donald Trump know that Jeffrey Epstein helped clients launder their money what about that see nobody cares
about 9 hours ago
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the plus side of deep fakes is that i can claim that i DID NOT in fact
about 9 hours ago
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i went to france and saw them putting beeswax on everything. unbelievable
about 9 hours ago
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botulism vibes
about 9 hours ago
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ah, pardon my shitting asshole mister president
about 10 hours ago
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come to my house where i will dox myself constantly
about 10 hours ago
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when was the last time the us military defended freedom
about 10 hours ago
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97% of humans can't distinguish between AI-generated music and Lady Gaga Goo Goo Baby garbage
about 10 hours ago
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i am going to move into a 70sqft rectangle
1 day ago
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they shouldn't use latin for anything. makes no damn sense
1 day ago
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every american gets 1 million dollars with no inflation how about that
1 day ago
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chuck schumer must be working for the russians
1 day ago
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Marisa Kabas
20 days ago
congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
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don't step on my nuts cat
2 days ago
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why do people still use carpet
2 days ago
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bro the tripod fish is wack
2 days ago
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look at picture of nutsack on the internet
2 days ago
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every time I put on one of those full plate armor suits that you go jousting with in medieval England I have to take a shit right away I don't know why
2 days ago
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there're so many ways to fall over and break your cock off
2 days ago
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do you ever think about satan's ball nuts
2 days ago
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yes you should all follow poof birb now
2 days ago
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the earth is a garbage man's toilet
2 days ago
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there is no daylight savings here in southeast asia, probably because it would be really annoying and serve no purpose
2 days ago
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I wish I had a screaming airplane toilet in my house and if you get too close it tears your nuts off
3 days ago
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chuckles mcslut bucket
3 days ago
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if democrats ran on socialists they would obviously win
3 days ago
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i am legitimately creeped out by the thought of someone coming to my house and trying to hang out
3 days ago
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your codependent should be a cat not a person
3 days ago
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im underneath it while it's taking a shit and farting
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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life is soup but cat is fork
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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yeah this will show them for sure
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
5 days ago
Not really interested in chatting with a computer. I would like some trains and subways built though.
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yea
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Thank you Nancy Pepsi for your impressive insider trading scam
5 days ago
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when in Rome, you can shit your pants constantly
5 days ago
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puking on the intentional space station and it's just floating around and everyone is super mad all the time now
6 days ago
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if you started puking while hanging upside down it would be better
6 days ago
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tinybaby
7 days ago
What do y'all think about adults riding bikes on the sidewalk
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people interact with your art by taking a picture of it with their phone
8 days ago
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hell yea this guy farts
8 days ago
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i will start posting at a different time zone and therefore make new types of people really annoyed
8 days ago
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ATM
9 days ago
Butt soft, what wind through yonder window breaks?
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stack bonerflow
9 days ago
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i have never seen a anime or an mangis
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