Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
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i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
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i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
about 1 year ago
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come to my house and shit my pants
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deeply toasted farts of my bowels gullet
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what happened to jerry the poop stain is he ok
about 8 hours ago
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cat
add a skeleton here at some point
about 9 hours ago
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nude jersey
about 15 hours ago
waow
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2026 is boring
about 22 hours ago
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you can annoy yourself on purpose
2 days ago
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extreme blood death
2 days ago
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I have abandoned my principles at various gas stations
2 days ago
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give me $40 and ill do it
2 days ago
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damn the horacle says im fucked
2 days ago
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im cooking farts
2 days ago
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why are you yelling at me I haven't done anything weird yet
2 days ago
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"tell me about your home world, poof birb" no i can't
2 days ago
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laughing too much in general is considered a social fort pawls
2 days ago
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i should be allowed to wear a butt plug at work while drinking cum
2 days ago
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China Is Banning Tesla-Style Retractable Door Handles Over Safety Concerns
3 days ago
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Alex
3 days ago
Fucking goddamn shit
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chatgpt please draft me a cover letter that is for sure to get me fired
3 days ago
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i am constantly impressed by any object
3 days ago
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nonsense, bro. i appreciate your incorrect perspectives
3 days ago
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4 days ago
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my current project is to apply for 6,000 jobs on purpose
4 days ago
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relentless fart exhumation
4 days ago
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do not piss off the imperial job bot ai
4 days ago
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the keys to the castle are up my ass
4 days ago
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i am NOT the "poopy butthole man"
4 days ago
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SpatialKimtamine
5 days ago
Forcing farts out of my ass until I get abs
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which is the best martial art for kicking the crap out of celebrities
6 days ago
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America and Europeans have poopy buttholes
6 days ago
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santa clogs
6 days ago
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pissing in the sink and shitting in the sink are two different things
6 days ago
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cat finds a frog and just looks at it for a really long time
6 days ago
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tiny cats are really smart. they know a lot of things probably more than me
6 days ago
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you can name your cat hair borb
6 days ago
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you should try giving your cat an egg
6 days ago
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how do i become a librarian
6 days ago
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there should be a moat of piss around my house
6 days ago
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my apartment stays pretty warm because of all the farts in it
6 days ago
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ClickOps
6 days ago
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀
7 days ago
Don’t tell me how to do it
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fishttp://
7 days ago
balls
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i did this one time and then i shit my pants
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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humans were not meant to live past the age of 40. they have fun with people and then they get bored and then the wheels slowly stop turning and that's it
8 days ago
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this would be me except i still hate christmas and god
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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pirate ship society
8 days ago
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watering the vagina bushes
8 days ago
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that's ok because blackrock has an excellent track record
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human bean
8 days ago
voting for you rn
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soon they will make Twitter premium super plus which will cost 1 million dollars and you will instantly become famous
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