my toilet is a river

+1 would live in a minus colony on mards

what if cat is allergic to ho0man

who is "we" exactly? i missed the internet talking about when i did this

"DeepSeek ditches Nvidia for Huawei chips in V4 launch" nice going mister trump keep up the good work

dt wouldn't fake someone trying to wack him. it's simply not his style of bullshit

im a guy who likes to keep his blood clean in case someone wants to drink it

I do not know who any of these people are.

why would they evacuate the president after a shooting incident? I mean chances of that happening twice in the same day are so low he can basically just chill at that point

how many times has someone going to try to shoot at him and miss

the metropolitan charging port for virgins known as san francisco

read book is good for attention practice. that's how you do it

i am "that guy who comes in here and orders in vietnamese"

hitlers painting sucks, actually

pee in his eye socket

thanks I will have a crab juice

everything that zoomers are into is bullshit

time to make like a tree and shit-fart balls out my ass

did you heard the good news about the word of our lord and satan

why is every post on Blue sky an hour or more old

sex hole sandwiches

i can be seduced by woman who is cute and enjoys cat, or man who is nice to my son Farton

in search of lost dingleberries

hell yea this guy farts

fake ass country

* -* ,, * ,0- ˚ * *- bread orb

fifteen year morgidge

internals erver oerror

poof birb every day carry: its nothing because i am a cave man

to kill a man with only a fart

uh mostly human but one time there was a snake

you ever lay an egg

that's what happens on my copuders chair at work

when have i done that even once

actually i live in the poop closet

time to make like an ass and shit my pants

no publisher will take my book it's way too intense

equilibrium zones are the slowest parts of everybody’s orbits

every two weeks there's the dickhead festival

the excess methane you produce is YOURS not your EMPLOYER'S

at work i have to wear a fart suit which contains all of my farts

the only way to kill the virus is to suck its nuts off

i am what they call a fart doot

farting is just burping with your ass

alien, eating a hot dog inside out: gurgle me: can i leave The Prism i need to pee nude alien piloting the ship: oigh

no time for farts i gotta shit

you could be at home farting

what if your small apartment neighbor had an autistic scream-burping habbit

i asked an ai to have sex with my wife and now it won't leave my house