i don't know why demand for oil would be growing. they don't make any badass cars since the 70s. it's pointless now

if china put a giant laser guns boat on cuba trump would say its an extremely good deal

moving to china where nobody can Google my ass

why don't they measure the rate of inflation using the cost of nutsacks

oooowaaooooo it’s mr piss my pants oooowaaooaooo

why didn't they do this a week ago

did Donald Trump know that Jeffrey Epstein helped clients launder their money what about that see nobody cares

the plus side of deep fakes is that i can claim that i DID NOT in fact

i went to france and saw them putting beeswax on everything. unbelievable

botulism vibes

ah, pardon my shitting asshole mister president

come to my house where i will dox myself constantly

when was the last time the us military defended freedom

97% of humans can't distinguish between AI-generated music and Lady Gaga Goo Goo Baby garbage

i am going to move into a 70sqft rectangle

they shouldn't use latin for anything. makes no damn sense

every american gets 1 million dollars with no inflation how about that

chuck schumer must be working for the russians

congress sounds so cool i wish it was real

don't step on my nuts cat

why do people still use carpet

bro the tripod fish is wack

look at picture of nutsack on the internet

every time I put on one of those full plate armor suits that you go jousting with in medieval England I have to take a shit right away I don't know why

there're so many ways to fall over and break your cock off

do you ever think about satan's ball nuts

yes you should all follow poof birb now

the earth is a garbage man's toilet

there is no daylight savings here in southeast asia, probably because it would be really annoying and serve no purpose

I wish I had a screaming airplane toilet in my house and if you get too close it tears your nuts off

chuckles mcslut bucket

if democrats ran on socialists they would obviously win

i am legitimately creeped out by the thought of someone coming to my house and trying to hang out

your codependent should be a cat not a person

im underneath it while it's taking a shit and farting

life is soup but cat is fork

yeah this will show them for sure

Not really interested in chatting with a computer. I would like some trains and subways built though.

yea

Thank you Nancy Pepsi for your impressive insider trading scam

when in Rome, you can shit your pants constantly

puking on the intentional space station and it's just floating around and everyone is super mad all the time now

if you started puking while hanging upside down it would be better

What do y'all think about adults riding bikes on the sidewalk

people interact with your art by taking a picture of it with their phone

hell yea this guy farts

i will start posting at a different time zone and therefore make new types of people really annoyed

Butt soft, what wind through yonder window breaks?

stack bonerflow

i have never seen a anime or an mangis