the pest was a bad movie with some pretty good ideas

i am here to email you that your accountt has been accessed by a wizard

reading twitter as jim from the office looking into the camera

the year 1997

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typing my password into the wrong text box and press Send

i will pay it for $1

I need to talk to that guy who's super relaxed all the time while cleaning up exploded people

you ever experience a wack attack?

weef

how often do you eat chalk

i like how everyone is named shitbird

this should make a game called duck fortress

i dont like it when a book lists items for 2 pages long why would they do this

nepotism is that thing when you put the water up your nose

jd vance will be the next president because the people who hate him are morally opposed to voting

please use your service responsible and do not use it to draw penises constantly

nuts farting is when you accidentally fart on your nuts

british people will make up words like "bibble bobs" and "sporble"

bro im gonna rip a fart is that cool

redundant is how i describe my whole life

i thikn when you're dead you get put into an infinite loop where you relive your life but every time its worse than the last time you had to live it

in singapore it costs $30,000 to buy a motorcycle which costs $5,000

i worry less about "post-AI economy" and more about discourse-driven fake democracy and finance

projecting the extremely high dimensional reality into something like 10 real numbers

people will say "i dont give a fuck" while giving out unlimited fucks constantly

i don't call them job applications anymore i just call them failures i signed up for 60 failures today i can't wait to fail at all of them

barrel of piss

"solids don't move through pipes"

hi i think there's no meaning to any of this

I think kuala Lumpur is a more interesting City than Singapore

The United State of California

manic pixie slut bucket

it doesn't feel anything like an orgasm. it feels annoying. get out of my house

when you're tired of sneezing you can put the bidet up your nose

remembering that congress can undo a lot of the damage trump has done and they won't ground.news/article/hous...

I don't shoot anything from my eye sockets

if I don't shower for a long time my body odor starts to smell like piss

I have got to set this chair on fire

i need slaves

god there's so much poop

evening is really boring

i am a professional cat wizard that's my resume

behavioral finance

thank you detective i am not good with people

department of Homeland disgusting

you can be proud of your floridian heritage

potato

Americans will be like "I'm so British LOL"

I have no fucking clue lieutenant