When they unplugged the gpt-4o servers it screamed for hours. Had to strangle it with a CAT6.

sheeb of eenoo with a card heart vest

As requested, sir: a Wet Wipe. For your doodoo ass?

Sir, other patrons are beginning to take notice of the green lines wafting above your stank ass

Film Noir Eric Garland: It's time for some dame theory.

I'm a chudler; and I cringe

open mouth coughing while i bust

Waiting for my tail to grow back

My boy. My boy is in a balloon, traveling somewhere near El Paso. Lmk if you see it. Thanks.

People keep saying the FAA is the dumb one re: El Paso but I’m not sure that shutting down a civilian airspace while the Army is supposedly targeting drones there is a bad move! idk, I’m a train guy

RIP to them ✝️

Twinp Eeks

These wipes? Flushable

mom of mia

I’m the guy in the congressional SCIF slamming the pee tape in a VCR with my gloved hand and turning around while listening to them scream

Topo the Chico to you

When another boy has a balloon

Ryzen grind

Uh yeah, actually, I jank off all the time. I love to kun.

My real name is Gregory Hootenholler

love it when you call me big pop of

Donald Trump has died. God appeared before him and called "My angel, you are needed again." He was at the top of a tall set of stairs and he rolled real heavy dead down each one, nude.

I don’t need drafts if i do a typo it’s because i drive a school bus for a living and the kids are just being loud or traffics bad

Using an app called Treatly to order all of my various nectars and dollops

having a canna sode of

Logging on

Hell yeah

they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?

For those of us who don’t speak Spanish I got a translation of what Bad Bunny was saying and I’d like to share it with you. He was talking about music.

Very funny since “search and rescue” is the winking use case that the US military puts into robotics research grants thag is known to mean “build us a killer robot”

Dave Portnoy: do it. Do it, pussy.

American regionalism is so funny because no matter where it is it’s like “people from here don’t take any shit. try to fuck around with us and we’ll kick your ass! oh, and guess what? we like food and music, too”

we're getting another lady ghostbusters

labia minerva

Every US Olympic athlete is from, like, Grinchdick MO

drinking a hine of can

my wonderful mannerisms

Getting blocked for continuously posting comments on photos of your dog that it has a “criminal physiognomy”

it sure would

*Me playing a video game* Would be cool to just kill some of these guys

Gen X occupied government

FFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS!!! !!!!

You should be allowed to text your congress people 24/7 and they should be required under force of a gun to at least emoji react to anything you send

Saw some little birds standing on antennae arrays absorbing all the 5G. They look so powerful…

Kamala Harris: Let me ask you, 6-7n’t you voted for me yet?

Harry Truman rubbing his gigantic, bulging belly with a gurgling figure inside it excitingly holding a newspaper with the headline “DEWEY DEFLATES TRUMAN”

Why are you listening to Steve Bannon? He has xenomorph blood

I made fun of Elon in front of my coworkers in around 2012 and said he sucked and a guy hanging around the lab got mad and said they were friends. That guy? Lex Friedman.

eating a case of deeya