These periods are so upsetting

[puffing at a toy pipe that blows bubbles]

mfw when watching lesbia- WHY IS THE NAME MCDONALD OFFICIAL?

valid question

Unexpected @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social crossover

impregananant?!!?

Inside you are two wolves

This feels like one of those times when you suspend disbelief for a ton of things but you get hung up on one small thing.

Everything is part of the text, it’s up to you to find the words

Redtube is surely the place for that.

If my friends and family saw this comment and screen name they would think it was me.

How I became a communist

Christ's last words on the cross, which will live forever.

Me to my cats 24/7

Lucas watching news Star Wars:

When your partner tries a new move in bed that leaves you underwhelmed

haha I used to have a bit about comments like this in my early days of standup. the whole idea of leaving Pornhub comments fascinates me, but some of the specifics were great. I saw one in like 2014 that called on Vladimir Putin to end his attempts to annex Crimea.