a part of me feels like there should be a way to combine spaghetti and tortillas but it just doesn't work

A new West African grocery store is opening in my little town and it’s the first time I’ve been excited about anything here

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ cookie

You 🫵 Water your houseplants. Yes, now

Wild how many people adopt tabloid-grade homophobia at the drop of a pin like…if you were trashing on liberals for their homophobic ai slop maybe time to keep that up.

Spent 3 hours last night trying to beat Maliketh with fist weps, cursing FromSoft for not having cross play so I could invite @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social

Gotta get your head right in there you see

Sometimes she burrows in deep snow like this for a few feet and pops up somewhere else and I yell “SHAI HALUD!!!”

Gotta get your head right in there you see

Re-upping this 🧵 from when Ksi Lisims LNG was given enviro approval. The downstream emissions from Ksi Lisims will be roughly equivalent to 5% of Canada's TOTAL domestic GHG emissions. This is a carbon bomb - a willful act of arson. Mark Carney simply does not get the climate emergency... 👇

Oscillating between burnout and hyper productivity like a lawnmower with a loose blade bolt

we're (the planet) so cooked (literally)

just now i was like what are you doing over there and the three year old said petting the bees and i said what!? and he says look and puts out his hand and a bee lands on it and he gently pets it with his tiny index finger and it flies away. he is the bee whisperer

Wheeling and dealing

what would be a marxist assessment of the emails + subsequent evidence? That the lib response to focus on trump is reactionary, and that you need to instead look at the bigger pattern that allowed this to happen in the first place?

toronto is a city dedicated to removing all the benefit of living in a city. their council has a list of things that people enjoy and go through it every year crossing more things off. bike lanes, gone. corner stores? bye. speed cameras? you betcha, gone.

ask your doctor if laying on the floor in existential dread is right for you

If billionaires controlling ‘democracies’ with pedophilic extortion schemes pisses you off, read The Communist Manifesto. Get your foot in the door. Your system is rotted to its very core and needs to be torn down.

Every pearl-clutching, genocide enabling, pedo-defending, spineless nyt staffer should do us all a favour and not speak rn unless they’re announcing they’ve grown a spine and decided to quit

Everything, everyone involved needs to be buried, preferably screaming, and erased from memory

🔮 I predict another age gap discourse will soon be upon us 👁️

In a proletarian code of law, all of those pedophile millionaires would’ve been killed a decade or two ago

All I gotta say is, do not piss your work from home staff off when they have access to a steamdeck all day

I’ve seen dogs with more style than men

something about the Italian last name Fasciano that doesn't sit well with me 🤨

Do not estimate me

good morning let's get this bread

Not enough Canadians are ashamed of this

So no trans marxists in the files, huh?

Plus de 450 chercheurs universitaires demandent à Mark Carney de faire du climat «une priorité». La lutte contre la crise climatique est essentielle pour l’avenir du Canada, affirment-ils dans une lettre. www.ledevoir.com/actualites/e...

Forgot www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

We’re all tucked in

- defunding healthcare - investing more in oil and gas - wasted capital spending in DnD - dismantling climate effort - doubling down on unproven technologies (modular nuclear, AI, etc.) you're right, he's getting so much done! it all just sucks ass

Cursed to think, born to himbo

We’re all tucked in

so glad i never know what the fuck anyone is ever talking about on here

The ever-present fear of catching my moustache in the beer can tab

Didn’t even know there was a second mohg but he’s gonna get fucked up just like his brother I can tell you that much 😤

UPDATE: If you want to speak (in person or by phone) at tomorrow's important city council meeting – at which these proposed Vancouver budget cuts will be considered – you can sign up here (BUT NOTE: the deadline to sign up is 5:00pm today, Nov 11): vancouver.ca/your-governm... 🧵...

Where I post from (before dying 1000x)

nothing better than drying your boots off by the wood stove 🥰

nothing better than drying your boots off by the wood stove 🥰

I’m in a quasi federal job so I get today off, I will of course squander this time by stressing about work and doing chores all day

Good read for a snowy day thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2025/11/11/h...

Winter came early boys heh heh heh

Winter came early boys heh heh heh

Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.

This is an obscenity. Vancouver is at such a high risk of climate related disasters. A world leader in municipal mitigation and adaption planning. Fuck this guy