It’s more fun if you pretend you’re a sophisticated worm eating high-end dirt.

This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported. He finally died. I am so angry. www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...

"This isn’t the White House. It’s the Fox News content creator house. Their social media presence has nothing to do with communicating policy and everything to do with posting ragebait." www.liberalcurrents.com/killing-for-...

Judge Goodwin: "An anonymous government is no government at all. It cannot be held accountable. A masked agent freely uses force without justifying his actions, and the public cannot name him to challenge his conduct. A regime of secret policing has no place in our society."

the video game industry is a mess

Overhearing the staff talk about me at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Just heard of a treatment for everything that uses electromagnetic fields to "realign your organs," which kinda sounds like a scientologist pick up line.

Avoiding constitutional crises is why you set clear boundaries for your toddler from the beginning

but what about my big, strong, throbbing, vigorous executive daddy

Sell out your friends Donald, they embarrassed you. They made you look like a fool. Spill all the beans bro. Go down with the ship. They’re laughing at you, they’re laughing at you.

“Let him cook”* (right now; after his trial; wherever he goes after that)

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

About to see the most pro-court reform president in history for about a month

There are 6 types of people in this world: those who put the page number at the bottom left, those who put the page number at bottom center, those who put the page number at bottom right, those who put the page number at top left (criminals), those who put the page number at top center (unwell), tho

Strangers 3 (2026), Paramount Pictures

Neil Degrasse Tyson smashes my Oasis CD against the wall. "A champagne supernova, in the sky?!"

Ever wondered how your grant got cancelled? No we know. Some college dropout asked ChatGPT "is it DEI/woke"? www.techdirt.com/202...

declaring “we will win”. it’s gonna take work, lots Yes, we’re tired. But sign that ballot, check that voter registration, listen to folks in your communities, be there for them and then be there for the candidates you believe in, run for something, donate, show up, never give up. It’s up to us.

DHS must be dismantled

Yesterday, those who teach Intro to Sociology at Florida colleges (as opposed to universities) received a ready-made curriculum from the state and were ordered to teach it. Yes, you read that correctly. The *state* is enforcing a curriculum on college profs, complete w/ the following restrictions:

Congress must resume funding NASAs initiative to send a probe to closely orbit the Sun as a proof of concept for our new elite pedophile jail

So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.

knock knock -Who’s there? knock knock -…Who’s there? knock knock -cease your torment, foul beast. I know it’s you, old man, or more exactly, your spirit. Didst thou carry that crazed eye to hell? Enough! Will you announce yourself, or leave me be? knock knock -I’m calling the cops

Just spent a year living among wild chesters and can report that it is actually pretty easy being cheesy

Finish at the gym. Walk into the sauna. See this. Turn around. The door is gone. Turn back. It’s Satan. “You died on the bench press.” Steam starts pouring in.

Finish at the gym. Walk into the sauna. See this. Turn around. The door is gone. Turn back. It’s Satan. “You died on the bench press.” Steam starts pouring in.

Worst part about being a ghost is having to speak with reverb

Based on their fundraising texts, part of me wonders if the Dems hope Trump tries the third term thing so they can run Obama again

wow I...I gasped at this one. good Lord

Real-Estate Agent: Please ignore Mortimer. He follows me around and takes on distorted shapes of my tragic past in hopes of slowly driving me to madness, so that I’ll relinquish my soul to Satan in return for a temporary reprieve from the suffering on Earth. He’s not associated with this property.

“Bear with me” (bad): your slides aren’t working and you’re the keynote speaker at a conference “Bear with me” (worse): a caveman is stealing your bear

(noticing the look on people’s faces) oh god im sorry I get restaurant and restroom confused

Posting on president’s day just for the likes-and-a-half overclout

I don’t like how my car starts a ritualistic chant anytime I’m about to back over a person. I won’t satisfy your blood lust.

Coming out that Epstein was somehow the most online guy of all time, in every chatroom and behind every scandal, and it’s starting to make sense why we’re now being run exclusively by the too-rich, too-online guys who hung out with him.

You said I should make checklists to help manage my ADHD symptoms in different areas of life. To keep track of that, I need time to make the lists, which requires making time for some sort of meta-checklist. This is similar to Russel’s Paradox, which Wikipedia says Psych: we can increase the dose?

I don’t like how my car starts a ritualistic chant anytime I’m about to back over a person. I won’t satisfy your blood lust.

crypto bro telling me about the importance of the gold standard

The more Trump hosts overtly partisan campaign-style events with active-duty troops on military bases, the more it might start to seem normal. But nothing about this dangerous trend should be seen as routine. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

keep hitting it we gotta deplete the full health bar before it recovers

please help. my AI polycule has turned murderous

All this time, we should have been asking *how* 6 was afraid of 7

All this time, we should have been asking *how* 6 was afraid of 7

My favorite thing to do is to think of all these as urban dictionary sex moves. Ohio car sex New Mexico hugging Minnesota mutual orgasm West Virginia dildo (not recommended)

The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.

They’re Outright Saying It Now, Vol. 463

no, democrats are not going to save us, but I do think they're trend-following sycophants who will crumple in the face of a strong leftward movement, as opposed to ritually spilling the blood of their brethren on the capitol steps because they didn't like the superbowl halftime show