Well that's my new audio stim sorted for the next week.

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

As someone else commented, he's got plenty of holes 😐

Did my annual mental health review and, lads, I don't think I'm getting a good grade in mental health. Despite it being something that actually *is* normal to want and theoretically possible to achieve.

I have a wee new pal 😊

Coming on October 6th 2026 is my new nonfiction title DEAR BLIND LADY from @sasquatchbooks.bsky.social I’m so excited to share this snarky but helpful guide to how to be better humans to one another. Preorder anywhere you buy books, and check out snarkbat.com for more!

You've half-manned your last biscuit

Can we call the heat wave something else so I don't have to explain the omegaverse to my colleagues or family?

Ahahaha, well sharing is caring so: Jurassic Plants. The best weird and wonderful shrubs, plants and trees jurassicplants.co.uk

This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home. [📹 madmax_fluffyroad] Original post

Just did the 'tism "Someone has activated my secret codeword!" thing. This gif but it's information links instead of rainbows

the three genders

This heat has me weighing my need to take sertraline against the higher heat intolerance it brings. I mean, if being too hot is making me want to die *anyway*...

IT WASNT THIS HOT WHEN WE HAD WOOLWORTHS. WHAT DID THEY KNOW

Graphic design is my passion.

Started a new Stardew last night. This is going to be my 'Marry All the Women, Enbies, and Krobus' lesbian farm, so I called my cat something appropriate.

Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?

On a related note, I was very surprised when I moved to Scotland to learn that croggies are called backies here. Because backies sounds like something very different to me, though also involving someone behind you.

Not to parent shame, but to the dude who just went by on a bike with 2 kids riding croggy on back and 1 in front - maybe don't do that? I mean yes, all kids had helmets but still.

Had an xkcd Average Familiarity moment just now when I was slightly shocked my mother hadn't heard of pistol shrimp. I don't even know enough to be an amateur marine biology enthusiast but I thought they were pretty common knowledge.

Look. I try not to slag off artists because there but for a lack of artistic talent go I, etc etc. But this shit is being priced at *£1,100 A PRINT* and I'd be ashamed to hand it for GCSE level. It's got to be someone taking the piss, surely?

Roisin Murphy couldn't be clearer: if you support trans rights, she doesn't want you at her shows.

That's not what unc means: aftermath.site/unc-aave-afric...

Aww, this is bloody lovely 🥰 vm.tiktok.com/ZNR3bKY7p/

Why does having a body so often feel like playing charades with someone who's shit at it? "Why am I feeling crappy? It's... a book? A film? A vitamin? It's 4 letters. It's 6 letters? It's 200 letters."

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happy friday, ADHD havers

I have never been so upset that an item doesn't ship to my location.

Going to start doing this ✨️affirmation✨️ in the mornings 😌

Now I realise this is a niche reference, but this bloke on the bus looks exactly like @littlevictorianboy on tiktok. Specifically like the silent reaction partner when the story gets to a particularly batshit insane part.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Fleet of roombas fitted with drone capabilities so they can fly, and with a sound system so they can play Ride of the Valkyries as they swoop down on whoever I choose.

I just can’t anymore. Needless wars, people starving, jobs disappearing, and these STUPID FUCKS are full on speedrunning Court of the Sun King into the French Revolution.

I tell you now, the SHEER MORAL FORTITUDE I showed not replying "You can never have too much pussy" to my mother. I'm proud of myself, honestly.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you wiggles and which one of you giggles

Just described something as "So much my jam it's the giant jam sandwich" so keeping my references current and relatable

It's ok, I drove it out with some Withered Hand. *croons "I'd do anything to get my dick inside her" soothingly to myself*

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

I have the Share And Enjoy jingle from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy stuck in my head. It's exactly as annoying as you might think.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

So, what have I missed in the last month? I was treating myself to a wee breakdown, but that's hopefully over now I've upped the sertraline, got the hypertension more controlled, oh and my partner is finally out of hospital after 5 months.

One of the houses that backs onto mine has a trampoline and it really is quite disturbing hearing tween age girls singing a bouncing song of "Fuck me, fuck me. Daddy going to make me fuck you harder" :/

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Some bloody idiot is letting off fireworks near the hospital my partner is in. I hope one goes off in the twat's face, maybe they'll pick a better venue next time.

Portrait of a Mardy Bum.

Having to cope with dog creature who is sulking because she wants OUT to play BALL but it's raining and she doesn't want WET. How dare I not do something about this.

Good morning! Give some love to my trans shark 🏳️‍⚧️🦈 #TWOV #cuteart

The dog creature now seems convinced that the bedtime pee is time to perambulate slowly around the yard like an elder statesman, sniffing everything at least twice.

The tree above the ivied wall has stars in his hair, as sharp moonlight hits one profile.