a guy keeps emailing us asking if we want advertise @singmaraoke.bsky.social at a golf club in croydon. maybe we should, he's very persistant.

Time to provide a space for biological Wes Streetings (the bin).

The thing is Keir Starmer had got his head stuck up a turkey at the time due to a hilariously unlikely set of circumstances, so couldn't be expected to have known this was going on.

you book him thinking he's going to be a right laugh and he turns up as the original evil 'gets billy kennedy to smoke fags' version

Think about this a lot.

I've updated my records, thanks

I would simply not get mad about a rubbish comedy tie-in book from 2018

i have updated the london bus stop rankings edjefferson.com/busiestbusst...

@eddierobson.bsky.social interesting quirk with them adding the bbc's own data is that they've done it with some archive stuff (I think primarily because when stuff gets added to iPlayer it has the original transmission date, though the following example an exception)

I hope Magyar winning means Redbridge Council will finally wake up and realise it's not acceptable to allow permanent market stalls on Wanstead high street.

can I just say that I am this parrot and I did NOT enjoy it

Making Tax Digital is a total shitshow but "the government should simply have asked Claude Code to sort it out"? Come the fuck on.

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

On no not ultra processed food how horrendous!!! (is secretly ultra processing your mum)

Nnnoooo... Nooooooo... Nooooooooooo

Cafe opposite Brockley overground that sells £5 vegan doughnuts with a Save Lewisham from Gentrification poster in the window

Was I supposed to do something today

I think in general one of TfL's failings is a reluctance to tell passengers what the hell is going on when things go wrong, but on the other hand passengers who think yelling at a random member of staff about it will achieve anything should be banned from leaving the house.

oh back from the moon already are we? grow up

I recommend you follow me for all my inspirational posts!

Watched one of those "missing" episodes of doctor who. Didn't look very missing to me. Make it in colour next time losers!

If you're not @singmaraoke.bsky.social you just missed me singing this

I mean sure. Eric Roberts, who was in the Paul McGann Doctor Who TV movie, has *821* credits on IMDB (not including 'upcoming').

Can someone tell the cats that it is not HAVE A FIGHT o'clock

I think that kid from that Ghostbusters reboot would have a podcast.

I have re(written) a new song (a 2025 banger) for this week's Maraoke, and as well as being guaranteed to feature as many as 3 video game jokes, it may feature an ADDITIONAL SURPRISE. Friday night, Stoke Newington, FREE. Be there! Sing! No-one Dies Alone! maraoke.com/booknow

I'm also not going to blow any civilisations up for the next two weeks but no-one pays me any attention 🤬😡😤

🚨 In Light Of Global Events, The Official Correct Amount Of Pints Has Been Revised To Five (5) Pints

I get all my insights from people who've suffered severe head injuries too!

and lo the people of finsbury park did rejoice

Slightly disappointing that this all played out before Wireless had announced anyone else on the line-up, that would have been a extra bit of distraction from the end of the world.

Hate these guys. Revolting.

They should make a film about Jimmy Savile's charity work.

I suspect some of this is just timings of repeat runs, ultimately? Was considered big enough to get a one-off revival in 2007 and there was a radio version in the 1990s.

tried sitting on my laptop and driving it towards parliament but it was very slow.

Instead of loudly complaining that there aren't enough staff on at the little Tesco on Easter Sunday why not go home and stick your head down the loo.

The only Project Hail Mary I'll be watching this weekend is the Bible

yeah but actually he really cares about his constituents

This is why 20 mph speed limits are ridiculous.

If this website is to be a success, it needs 80-120 times the number of posts about AI.

hi if you'd read the FAQ you'd see we don't allow this kind of discussion here, please take it to rec.arts.bluesky.meta

Do any political parties have an OnlyFans?

putting PhD in username. Interesting behaviour.

Maybe you should get off BlueSky and go outside and look at the blue sky!!!!

is working for UNIT ACAB?, the greatest thread in the history of forums locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

the astronauts should simply have used lotusnotes

cant believe hes openly celebrating the death of our lord 🤬😡🤬

This is FREE btw. R@re, limited get in before we decide to start charging again etc.

Seems like a good Friday to say that Maraoke returns next week on Friday 10th April at @loading.bar Stoke Newington 🎤 Join us for the most incredible night singing karaoke songs with video game lyrics (yes, you can bring a chocolate egg if you really want) Book your tickets at maraoke.com/booknow

King Charles must fuck the big egg or Easter is ruined