lmao at brits thinking their algae is better than american algae

JUST HAVING A DELICIOUS BOILED BEAN FOR BREAKFAST

reminder Sam Bowman is the so-called economist who thought the Trolley Problem was about supermarket shopping trolleys

are your opinions bad: yes or no

The thing with Wes Streeting is the first time I was aware of him was him going on the news to whinge about McDonald's being banned from Labour Conference and either he actually cared about that or was willing to pretend to and:

If you're a quote poster quote post without quote posting

Or they could just not make Star Trek movies. That would also be okay. I think most of the people involved died anyway.

If you want to show off about something, post about it obliquely!

Eric Roberts really doing an all timer, everything else valiantly fighting against a very stupid script.

it's falls in teen pregnancy. if you think this is a bad thing then you need to explain to me why you think it's a good thing for children to have children.

Thought I was bored of the Guardian Books List DIscourse but just seen someone using it as an excuse to try and cancel Lolita because the main guy in Lolita is paedo!!!11

I have read a book! 📚 Have you? edjefferson.com/haveyoureada...

Yeah but have you read the Ghostbusters II Original Motion Picture Storybook?

but what are the top 100 books to eat

Found something sadder than heading into central London with a hangover to watch the Paul McGann Doctor Who TV Movie: heading into central London with a hangover to watch the Paul McGann Doctor Who TV Movie on the wrong day.

Anyway it is extremely funny to finally flog the rights to The Silmarillion when Amazon is halfway through making a TV show that has had to laboriously work around not having the rights to The Silmarillion.

They need to stop trying to make new versions of beloved things and just spend all the money on making new episodes of Doctor Who.

folks, if you tell a cyclist it's bad to cycle on the pavement you might as well just pull out a gun and shoot them

Maraoke returns TONIGHT @loading.bar Stoke Newington from 7pm! Entry includes a free drink courtesy of @outmakinggames.bsky.social - so get down, grab a drink and come sing some video game karaoke with us! 🎤 Still time to grab your tickets at maraoke.com/booknow

When you click on someone's profile and 100% of their posts are replies, that's a reply nonce. Block and give your phone a bath in a bowl of bleach.

My neighbor told me his MPs keep getting appointed to the Chiltern Hundreds so I asked how many MPs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and elects a new MP afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding MPs to the Chiltern Hundreds and then his daughter started crying.

Hearing rumours someone gave up their seat for Andy Burnham but a naughty cat got there first.

come maraoke tomorrow it's good maybe I'll write a new song maraoke.com/booknow

okay but

I've looked at everything going on in the world today and decided that the real problem is the website that I can't and won't stop posting on. (1/973)

BREAKING: Over 100 Labour MPs have just signed a letter saying that they have no idea what's going on either

Fun fact: the magical child safety solution which Jess Philips cited in her resignation letter is a vendor-specific offering, which benefited from an intense PR and lobbying campaign, and was previously praised by ... Prince Andrew. I always keep the receipts. heatherburns.tech/2026/02/20/t...

come along on friday and we will let you hit the old mixer with a stick.

no fan of starmer but 'you are almost as bad as the hillsborough disaster' is perhaps a bit much

To put this into context, British gas-fired power stations consume an average of 300 million litres of water a day for evaporative cooling. You can add conserving a huge amount of water — 20x what data centres use — to the benefits of eliminating gas from the power grid under Clean Power 2030

anyone else feeling fruity

why would kids want to watch lord of the rings. There's no iPhones in it

Is there anything in the rulebook that says a dog can't be the leader of the Labour party

more than 11,000 10 year olds have signed a petition saying they should get to drink as much red bull as they like

Does putting red trainers on a hedgehog make them go fast? Asking for a friend 🦔 We’re back at @loading.bar this Friday 15th with @outmakinggames.bsky.social, where you can sing this (and 600 other karaoke classics)! Book your free ticket now at maraoke.com/booknow

NINETIES KIDS WHO REMEMBER A FUNCTIONING NHS

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

I love my hometown

Has the labour party considered bringing back real binmen

As if Keir Starmer needed another reason to leave X - this is the community note currently displayed under his Harriet Harman tweet! Everyone who sees the tweet sees this!

Dimly recall voting for her once, and quite funny to do this so uncritical support.

Love that when they did the north circular expansion out East they put in this essentially pointless footpath that is way more horrible than the alternatives and saves very little time but everyone still uses it anyway.

This (in Woodford) feels like going a bit too hard and accidentally giving the game away.

Sculpted in the moment just before he got his dick out

I have a theory about people who do this kind of work that you have a group who have looked at the broken system, shite pay and still decided that the work they do matters, is important to do well, and then another group who are like "wouldn't be able to get a better paid job anywhere else lol"

No. Have better ideas. That's the approach. This strategy is futile.

Of course KEIR BARMY would bring back GORDON CLOWN

I will never watch one of David Attenborough's vile shows. What those creatures get up to is their own business. Leave them alone you pervert.

I've never had good chorizo. And I don't believe it exists.