Michael Grade is EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. The idea of this angry old granddad "regulating" the modern media and telecoms environment is like hauling in Petula Clarke to run Radio 1

It's time for Clocks 2

All I'm saying is I should be able to make a car disappear just by thinking about it. Not much to ask.

In the woke agenda version of The Martian they'd have left him on Mars, simply for being a straight man.

My child got sent home from school today because of woke. Just because it's Saturday, not World Book Day and I dressed him up like Matt Goodwin.

Possibly eaten more books than he's read.

The woke police at it again. I heard many voters were not even wearing poppies.

Those podcasts ads along the lines of "hi we're two annoying people you've never heard of from a podcast you would never listen to in a million years, can we sell you a holiday?" are either extremely self-defeating or a genius way of selling ad-free patreon subscriptions.

Goblin vaccination day

I'm not even going to bother launching *my* podcast if you can't even have Michael Gove on the first episode without being cancelled.

Last Maraoke was a hoot, holler, and stupidly joyous time! And that was all down to everyone who came to bring the noise ❤️

Carter: Colonel! O'Neill (p90 pointed offscreen): come on, Daniel, what does it say? Daniel Jackson: well if Im reading this right, they worshipped a being named "Miette", who had the power to imprison you for... one thousand years... Teal'c: I believe it would be most unwise to awaken this "Miette"

facebook just reminded me i made this nostalgia meme two years ago

Eating a tub of raw Smash to "own the yanks".

Neighbourhood Watch WhatsApp group about a week away from calling for nuclear strikes to defend Tesco Express from shoplifters.

all the actors on dads army were actually 14 years old!!!

this isn't very realistic, where's the bit where i can personally embezzle the potholes budget as i am informed is definitely happening by every local facebook group

proper binmen are coming back!!!

instead of reading 'harry potter' why not take drugs

Not as exciting as the unauthorised Russian sequel where (apparently) Saruman comes back as a dog.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

im in this picture

Going Tesco anyone want anything

Sorry to all the people who liked Starfleet Academy. Why not make your own season 3 by sticking your head down the toilet?

This will be my only chance to post it so post it I must youtu.be/xWqTo-5l3nk?...

what the fuck

My review of the Doctor Who Season 21 Blu-ray is that the colour grading on the Peter Davison Goes Boating special feature is completely bonkers and I felt for poor old M Waterhouse with visible snot on his face for a significant chunk of the otherwise excellent as always Matthew Sweet interview!

ive had nothing off the acls so you can all fuck off

sorry but you do not have to hand it to the former editor of the spectator for any reason. fuck off.

Wish I'd never had kids

Some Doctor Who nerds get mad about "AI", personally I'm upset about unusual colour grading in a special feature.

I want one.

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

I haven't watched SNL UK obviously but my cousin who did says it's a shame it's not on a better channel cos it was alright.

This is absolutely feeble stuff that somehow equates Chamalet saying he thinks he's a good actor in an interviews (which well, he is, and honestly who gives a fuck anyway?) with the Wordle man daring to... make another thing? You are allowed to make another thing. Many such cases!

Oo la di da look at all you minor royals who can afford "sky one".

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

Some personal news: met a owl

remember remember april 10thtember maraoke.com/booknow

buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

I like that they went to all this effort and it's still called GIMP

sad that they built the english coast path instead of curing all diseases.

Oh, also: as long as the military haven't shut off another fucking bit of it so they can practise shooting at things.

This is a Good Thing, although as the article notes, only 80% is properly open and I suspect "most of the rest of the path is due to be completed by the end of the year" is perhaps putting a bit of a gloss on it... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...