the greatest youtube comment of all time

every picture of sam altman looks like he's about to talk about his favorite dinosaur, and every quote of sam altman would sound smarter if he was talking about his favorite dinosaur

royal mail's app used to be pretty good but I can't believe how dogshit it's become without them seemingly changing any of its functionality, just constant freezing/crashing, logging you out, not recognising your login etc

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

thanks to technology Car Park Capital has the most realistic eyes of all games

the first time I saw this someone had switched motion smoothing on the tv and I was wondering the whole time about Coppola's bold choice to film it like an episode of Casualty

how many more signs do we need that Your Party is going to be absolutely riddled with the SWP

if you've not played No Man's Sky in a few years, now is a good time to jump back into it cos they've added modular spaceship building so you can create your own huge ship of your dreams that you can wander about inside in space

I know people bristle at such comparisons but the term "Trumpian" does seem apt: having seen their prospects of winning an election drop, the Top Tier Government decides to cynically deploy its institutional heft in a fundamentally inappropriate manner against partisan foes in Lower Tier Governments

meet unilever’s secret weapon: the little elf who adds the sauce sachet to every pot noodle. “he just turned up one day and started. we don’t pay him. he doesn’t even like pot noodles! he kills the factory mice with his bare hands and twists their heads off and drinks their blood”

this would fix me

happy untrue day everyone

Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!

ok i think that's all of them

not an original observation but christ 'Content Creator' is an incredibly depressive aspirational job title isn't it

weird that they've called it Your Party given they're actively courting people who are scared of pronouns

Mark Serwotka isn’t ONLY a transphobe, he’s literally married to the founder of Woman’s Place UK “Your“ Party is doomed to repeat the same mistakes as the British Left over and over because the red carpet is continually rolled out for people who’s only job seems to be to wreck campaigns

as late as the mid 2000s Deadwood got Garret Dillahunt back to play an entirely different character in season 2

One of the really important things to understand about the UK is that we hate our own kids. We resent them for still being young when we are old, and we want to punish them for it.

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

this is who Labour are

That "class politics only" ethos has always been utter bullshit and utterly misses that bigotry exists in left wing states and left wing spaces. Some people conveniently like to state that sexism, racism, ableism etc. only exists to uphold capitalism and that's, politely, a load of utter shite.

Man, fuck Your Party so much Inner party bigwig who has Corbyn's ear specifically calling for transphobes to be accepted in the party, and calling for "class politics, not identity politics" Whenever I've heard that from a left winger it means exactly one thing: bigotry absolutely accepted

fucked up that white mushrooms, portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms and chestnut mushrooms are all the same mushroom, they've been having us for absolute fools

bluesky staff misexplaining the torment nexus post, a post about how tech people don’t understand the media they read, is going to make me laugh for a long time

anyone else a fiend for rooibos tea

hit da bricks

this is who keir starmer would climb over broken glass to get to vote for him

Twinned with Govanhill.

One thing about the whole Andrew Windsor shitshow that hasn't been broached in the UK at all is that his protection only lasted as long as his mother was alive. Would be interesting to see the implications of that sinking in to the British nation as a whole.

an underrated type of reply guy on here is the one that agrees with you very aggressively while over-explaining the context of your point back to you as if you didn't understand

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

folk who set off fireworks on random nights just for the entertainment of them and their pals are the same as people who play music from their phone speaker on the bus

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

i’m a thin-skinned libertarian cryptofascist who melts down at the slightest whiff of criticism from the user base of my website. time to add a ‘dislike post’ button and take a big sip of coffee,

95% of the problem is boomers wildly hooting at strangers on the Discover Feed because they don't understand how the site works, the obvious answer is to simply remove the Discover Feed

Probably not good that the bubble has gone well past the “to big to fail” line and is now rapidly passing the “too big to actually even be bailed out when it fails” line

dispatch from the uk online model rail community: a number of high profile cis and trans women model railway enthusiasts are being harassed and bullied out of the hobby and being forced to delete their social media after accusations they're not "real" modellers and just make videos for clout

Just sharing the most terrifying image in horror game history

real jobs don't exist so i make a living borrowing against my tranche of data center lease backed bonds to purchase nvidia stock then borrowing against the nvidia stock to buy more data center lease backed bonds

had a print-out lying face down on my desk and got a sudden rush of terror as I turned it over that I was back at uni sitting in a big hall about to start an exam

You haven’t been able to turn on the telly without seeing this fucknut’s puss mugging at cameras at any point for about fifteen years