these bozos love calling people the antichrist but surely if they're going about telling everyone to ignore the teachings of jesus and the new testament that in fact makes it far more likely that they are the actual antichrist(s)?

Imagine cooking on this level

out of all of trump's administration the one who's clearly the most likely to have just slithered out of an air duct is stephen miller

I find the Twitter vs. Bluesky thing very boring but as it's come up again I will share my one opinion: not-far-right people who have remained on Twitter and are critical of bluesky are obviously trying to assuage their own guilt about using a far right platform

I’m the one they film playing all the mobile games unbelievably poorly for the ads; you cannot imagine what I’m like as a lover

It would be easy to post "beds are high-key slept on". It might even gain some traction, it's got the right words in the right order. But no, it would lessen us both - It would be as if we were chewing at the cud in the field, contented only by the thoughtless motion.

It is actually completely mind bending watching a Home Counties numpty scream “Christ is King“ - would have been unimaginable even a year ago - how susceptible their whole personality is to American YouTubers - pathetic really

was there a name for the hitler moustache before hitler permanently wrote it out of men's facial hair options

will you take the call

the word sexting is viscerally unpleasant, we should never have stopped calling it cybering

Car Park Capital has gotta be my most anticipated game of the moment

sad times, my hotmail.com bookmark no longer forwards to my outlook inbox and instead throws an error message - end of an era

Binning the concept of files was an intentional move by companies to turn you from a user of a computer to a consumer of content who owns nothing.

the brands are out there making up whole new days to warn us we might feel bad about

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

americans love complaining about "queuing at the DMV" but none of them had to wake up at 5:30am every Monday morning to join a virtual queue of 13,000 folk trying to book a driving test in a city they don't live in so they can then pay £15 for a 3rd party app to swap it to something more convenient

They are so bad at this.

Alright, the proprietor of "The Trump Arms" who has opened the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Debate Room" in his Hammersmith, London pub looks exactly like you expect (like Keir Starmer)

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

thinking back about all of the cultural legacies that something awful has left and remembering the anime club rap: tlo roll call www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3...

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Again thinking about Snow Crash where the rich have simple hand-made items and the poor get always online everything that scream ads at them 24/7

what if Your Party is actually just a convenient honeypot to attract all the unreconstructed trots and Respect types so they don't end up blobbing onto the GPEW via entryism

siri what's the opposite of clickbait?

I think the funniest thing about Britain’s toilet obsession is that nobody involved ever actually wants to make toilets good or nice

the voyeuristic thrill of being on google streetview and catching the streetview car's reflection in a window

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

If you asked “What’s the most Scottish thing you could do?” Many would rely on the usual answers; bagpipes, kilt, haggis etc. But I put it to you, that the most Scottish act in the history of Scotland is simply… Buying rolls. Going to a shop, to buy rolls.

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

they're going to do it, labour are going to sleepwalk into electing the one guy in the party with the potential to be more unpopular than keir starmer

interested to see how much further they can push this by the weekend, the only logical next step is some evangelical megachurch doing a heresy and declaring him the literal reincarnation of christ on earth

future history textbooks are going to write about how badly the democrats and the labour party fucked it by repeatedly learning the wrong lessons from each other

trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism

you know how it smells in there

There's no way to exaggerate how far the *paid speaking gig, including dinner with a bunch of fawning admirers at a decent restaurant* is a cornerstone of the freeze-peach economy, and the risk of being deprived of a regular stream of them seen as abhorrent in itself.

they're going to do it, labour are going to sleepwalk into electing the one guy in the party with the potential to be more unpopular than keir starmer

the aldi version of the dark chocolate choco leibniz biscuits (or the real ones if I'm feeling fancy), nibble the chocolate off round the edges and then go in for the kill

Cats say a £22bn investment in Dreamies and new Catnip technologies will boost Britain's economy in the next few years

The cool thing about Britain is that if you start putting pictures of Epstein up you suddenly remember how many other figures in our own society probably got trapped in his network. Like the guy who’s castle your projecting on? His brother was also famously involved

anyone who thought angela rayner was "one of the good ones" was only fooling themselves

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There's a hotel near the village my parents live in and some of the other old ladies my mum says hello to were absolutely apoplectic that refugees housed there were going to be getting cycling lessons. They stopped talking to her because she asked them why it was so bad.

imagine if the energy the british public put towards being spiteful and hateful could be redirected literally anywhere else, their lives could be so much better

they just announced they're opening a new B&M in aberdeen and predictably folk on fb are complaining that it will be "too near to a migrant hotel" and will be "full of boat people"

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that