weird that craig murray a load of ex-alba types can decide they support independence but support for trans people can only be determined by their conference?

regenerate Bond but now it's the late 1970s, he's a dumpy, aging, semi-retired agent whose wife is sleeping with everyone in the office but him

why does everyone send voice notes now? I thought we agreed as a culture that voicemail sucked and we weren't going to do it anymore

you ever think about how different the Alien lore would have been if they'd stuck with the original idea that the alien would take folk then turn them into the eggs that the facehugger would grow from, instead of introducing the whole alien queen thing

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

this also works for UK politics

whoever came up with that cover art aesthetic that all cozy crime novels use should be earning a royalty off every one and be able to take early retirement

This is why the Right jumped on the trans issue. They know their politics is based on disgust. If your reaction to trans people is disgust, they can start you on the journey down the road of legally enshrined prejudice and discrimination, and fury at people who dare point out what you're doing.

not a sitcom, but this comes close

have they considered pivoting to AI

This is very ‘baby shoes, never worn’ because you can immediately visualise the backstory

And politicians shrug and say "Something wrong with young people today. Mystery. Can't figure it out. Guess we'll have to bully them some more."

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

just remembered the email address of one of the councillors here in aberdeen

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

the greatest youtube comment of all time

the greatest youtube comment of all time

every picture of sam altman looks like he's about to talk about his favorite dinosaur, and every quote of sam altman would sound smarter if he was talking about his favorite dinosaur

royal mail's app used to be pretty good but I can't believe how dogshit it's become without them seemingly changing any of its functionality, just constant freezing/crashing, logging you out, not recognising your login etc

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

thanks to technology Car Park Capital has the most realistic eyes of all games

the first time I saw this someone had switched motion smoothing on the tv and I was wondering the whole time about Coppola's bold choice to film it like an episode of Casualty

how many more signs do we need that Your Party is going to be absolutely riddled with the SWP

if you've not played No Man's Sky in a few years, now is a good time to jump back into it cos they've added modular spaceship building so you can create your own huge ship of your dreams that you can wander about inside in space

I know people bristle at such comparisons but the term "Trumpian" does seem apt: having seen their prospects of winning an election drop, the Top Tier Government decides to cynically deploy its institutional heft in a fundamentally inappropriate manner against partisan foes in Lower Tier Governments

meet unilever’s secret weapon: the little elf who adds the sauce sachet to every pot noodle. “he just turned up one day and started. we don’t pay him. he doesn’t even like pot noodles! he kills the factory mice with his bare hands and twists their heads off and drinks their blood”

this would fix me

happy untrue day everyone

Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!

ok i think that's all of them

not an original observation but christ 'Content Creator' is an incredibly depressive aspirational job title isn't it

weird that they've called it Your Party given they're actively courting people who are scared of pronouns

Mark Serwotka isn’t ONLY a transphobe, he’s literally married to the founder of Woman’s Place UK “Your“ Party is doomed to repeat the same mistakes as the British Left over and over because the red carpet is continually rolled out for people who’s only job seems to be to wreck campaigns

as late as the mid 2000s Deadwood got Garret Dillahunt back to play an entirely different character in season 2

One of the really important things to understand about the UK is that we hate our own kids. We resent them for still being young when we are old, and we want to punish them for it.

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

this is who Labour are

fucked up that white mushrooms, portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms and chestnut mushrooms are all the same mushroom, they've been having us for absolute fools

bluesky staff misexplaining the torment nexus post, a post about how tech people don’t understand the media they read, is going to make me laugh for a long time

anyone else a fiend for rooibos tea