UK Sensible Centrists in 2019: "It is the absolute duty of the Labour leader to condemn every single bad Facebook post." UK Sensible Centrists in 2026: "Not only is it very good the Labour leader isn't condemning flagrant breaches of international law it's also extremely smart."

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

[Fozzy Bear voice] Hi George, how's Ann?

fair play to starmer no other PM has so openly admitted "we are completely subservient bootlickers to the US and have no sovereignty of our own"

is this why in the US there's the meme about Taco Bell making you immediately shit yourself or get stuck on the toilet, or is that just a lack of fibre in their diets

casting Muppet Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy/Smiley's People Smiley: Kermit Ann: Miss Piggy Peter Guillam: Real human actor Jim Prideaux: Gonzo Bill Haydon: Fozzy Bear Percy Alleline: Sam the Eagle Ricki Tarr: Animal Toby Esterhase: Swedish Chef Oliver Lacon: Dr Bunsen Honeydew Karla: Patrick Stewart

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.

just heard an american youtuber pronounce islington as isle-ington and immediately threw my phone off a bridge

wondering what it's like being someone that follows all those pages on facebook that only post about celebrities' birthdays every day, and commenting "happy birthday hope you're having a great day x" thinking that "We Love Celebs" is actually run by johnny depp himself

for a good example see the absolutely bonkers replies to this post bsky.app/profile/quee...

so many folk telling on themselves by being unable to condemn trump's actions without also mentioning that they do not support maduro

boy i can't wait for cinema sins to roast this one!!

no cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet

not sure anything in human history has aged as poorly as that bit in Star Trek Discovery where Jason Isaacs namechecks Elon Musk as an aspirational utopian figure on the level of the Wright Brothers or the creator of warp drive, rather than a world leader in the field of human debasement

Meanwhile in Your Party - @zarahsultana.bsky.social is being fed attack lines on the Scottish Greens that somehow miss major votes in the Scottish Parliament from months ago. In case there was a risk of you thinking Your Party were planning on taking Scotland's politics seriously.

currently enjoying the word "joypouch"

i fucking hate large language models. every single aspect of using the internet has gotten worse over the past 3 years and it’s all thanks to this fucking bullshit. it’s a bullshit machine that annihilates information and makes me want to destroy everything

"He has also committed genocide recently."

"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"

The whole point of the Starmer project was to grind home once and for all that Britain can never be better than this, and anyone who tries to improve society somewhat will be *fucking annihilated* by all these people, together. It’s shit, it’s supposed to be shit and if you don’t like it, fuck off.

this bot seems to be stuck in a loop repeatedly replying to this post

Starmer: I ehh [nasal whine] must be honest with you, the err Great British Public, that we believe better things are *not* possible, and my promise to you is that this government will work diligently to ensure that this is the case.

Nine Delights 2026

at this point I'm assuming widespread AI use in education is going to pickle young people's brains so thoroughly that anyone who manages to slip through the cracks and grow up learning things normally will by default end up some sort of ubermensch brain genius

bringing in the new year watching Stargate SG-1 s01e11 Bloodlines, happy new year folks!

People on here will post anything. "2026 is set to be the Year of Geese." No it isn't. That isn't true.

Again, one of the detestable things about Starmerism is its total inability to understand itself. These people are a cargo cult of Blairism, they follow the forms and rituals but neither understand the mechanisms by which they worked, nor have any idea why they aren't.

"Oh c'mon Mark, even you've got to admit that Starmer's a dick" "He's got a very difficult job Jez! He inherited a bloody bad deal and he's doing sensible reforms in challenging economic circumstances!"

I think the main problem with Starmer is that I can absolutely see Mark Corrigan being a ride-or-die fan, which is just about the worst insult I can imagine

lol lmao

this is actually quite easy to understand when you realise that the only demographic labour have done more work to appeal to than reform voters are journalists

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

In 2024, sewage was pumped into Britain's rivers for a record 3.6 million hours, making it one of the most popular outdoor activities in the UK.

"Vivian Taylor, a climate policy expert who co-authored the analysis, said the fossil fuel industry has a real interest in funding panic over transgender people: It distracts the public from 'the very real and ongoing risks that climate change creates.'" heated.world/p/fossil-fue...

walked past Tom Watson in Islington

these takes make me mad because you have to completely deny the reality that capitalist states have constructed and the structures they've dismantled over the past few decades, then add your own personal brainrot to the mix to come out with this shit. these are the people running this site.

What kind of corrupt bastard government would deliberately hollow out their country to enrich and empower their own class of wealthy swine, at the public’s expense, meaning they no longer have the capacity to build and maintain essential products and services

on twitter if you get into an argument with a random AI booster they'll post a load of cry laugh emojis and say AI is coming for your worthless job, but on here if you question AI they'll drip with condescension about you being anti-tech and then go back to their day job working for bluesky

you ever experience the dawning realisation that most people on social media never posted on forums

Had to go straight to Fubar on Facebook for the reactions to Brigitte Bardot carking it

The single best era of Tik Tok was about three years ago a guy was like "hey magic isn't real and to prove that I want every witch on tik tok to curse me" and many tried and he kept dueting them to be like "I'm fine, still cruisin, no magic (cuz it's fake)" and they called him a powerful Warlock.

how's anyone supposed to see it then?

always enjoy seeing a mixed group of goths hanging out the women: stunning, beautiful, hours of work put into their makeup and outfits, visions in black the men: armpit length hair hasn't been washed in weeks, stinky black band tshirt, smells of beer farts

in order to divorce myself from the curse of my phone and streaming services I just got a neat little mp3 player with physical buttons and no touch screen

I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.

popped over to twitter for the first time in months and it looks like folk are earning big numbers by screenshotting bluesky posts captioned with "you'll never make me move over there"