when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

Shit, they have a new propaganda weapon

A superb @nedraggett.bsky.social essay about the relationship b/w Scott Walker's TILT and Bowie's 1. OUTSIDE. thequietus.com/opinion-and-...

A real mystery how these lads lost Scotland, isn’t it. Scottish Parliament election next year, too.

Looooool

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

I live for this shit

The past week has shown us something scary — the concrete and specific outlines of a durable authoritarian state in America. Here's what this state would look like, and the precise policy levers Trump is pulling to get there from here. www.vox.com/politics/462...

If someone walked in on me watching this I would launch myself out of the nearest window rather than live with the shame

The Times, every bit as cracked and wacky as the average Trumper shitehawk

The paper of record, ladies and gents

Was singing These Things Take Time to the bairn in the style of Harry Hill on Stars In Their Eyes

this is an absolutely staggering dereliction of journalistic duty by @zsk.bsky.social and the BBC. It poo-poos away all the criticism of AI hype and the downsides of data centres in favour of breathless, unfounded predictions by every booster. You're making people dumber www.bbc.com/news/article...

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

It’s mad that Charlie Kirk’s wife doesn’t give a shit that he’s dead haha

notice how no one who actually likes charlie kirk quotes anything he’s ever said

stay the course Kier, you're doin' swell!

No way yank sports teams have been having minutes silences for actual Charlie fucking Kirk hahahaha what an EMBARRASSMENT

At the pier in Aberdeen with Brodie today

Shame, it could have been "Pinky" and the bairn

Listening to Weezer with the bairn

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Darts and Talksport presenter getting into it with various randoms on x the everything app over her declaration that she’s watched loads of Charlie Kirk. What is it about fascist YouTubers that appeals so much to uk terfs hmmmmm

Drastic move from Mandelson but to be fair he is off the front page.

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

So much defence of Starmer is basically increasingly desperate howling about it all being unreasonable leftist factionalism but as a seasoned lefty I am genuinely shocked at how bad his premiership has been. It's beyond belief, like I expected "not to my full taste", not "malicious incompetence"!

Funny that Keir clownshoes has had to sack his deputy and US ambassador all within like a fortnight, unreal that this is who right wingers burned down the Labour Party for

if you didn't think charlie kirk had reach outside the US, aberdeen's local facebook news group for posting traffic updates and photos of potholes currently has 620 comments mourning him

Must be awful for the likes of Tim Pool and Matt Walsh seeing how much fun everyone will have if they ever you know

Listening to the first Deftones album with the bairn

The shooter is going to be ex forces, right? Just going out on a limb, I know the finest minds on Facebook have decided this is left wing violence

These guys have been so nasty and mean for a decade and in the past year have been emboldened to be even nastier and meaner. There are consequences for this stuff. We live in a place where getting help is nearly impossible and it’s conservative policy make it even harder

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

The patter in these sorts of accounts is beyond bone dry at this point. Maybe go back to captioning a photo of Jennifer Aniston as Iggy Pop? Oh that’s been done to death too?

So Róisín's still ragin', two years on. Guess petulantly alienating 90% of her fanbase over a Facebook conspiracy theory isn't the winning life strategy she thought it would be?

Who could possibly have foreseen?

Street Fighter movie starring Orville Peck and Hirooki Goto

Bet it was that sex noise lads lads have been using to prank each other for over a decade now. It’s been copied so much the sound quality will have degraded to a point where it sounds like a Burial sample

Wes Streeting, come get your boy

these days they'll arrest you and send you to jail just for sawing off your own legs for sexual satisfaction

Our stupids are going feral

He turned up to court wearing this. I'm imagining he was also wearing this on the plane. Just a total embarrassment.

One of our local Facebook groups has went pure mental for lamppost flags. I was following before for traffic updates!

200 million for the ‘Those starved to death kids had underlying health issues’ blog. Just openly transferring corporate wealth to the far right

On these roads, out of love so it goes. How it feels when we fall, when we fold.

Comfortably the strongest pushback Farage has received from a high profile politician since Blair in '05.

Haven’t the yanks actually detained tourists and deported them for what’s on their phone lol

Mad that the typical English ethnonationalist is now just a gigantic cuck for the US. They want to be the 51st state, horrible little scrotes