Still gazing into the distance wistfully thinking about how ludicrously good CMAT was last night.

Wish Fulfilment. The Bisexual Gaze. Intergenerational Catharsis. It's CMAT at the Barrowlands.

the wee yassified John Smith Labubu head on yer man

'I have never been to China. I have never spoken on China or China related matters in the Commons' I categorically declare, first, my complete innocence, second, my lack of criminal intent, and third, my profuse apologies.

Oh-No-ni Reid

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

This is what happens when you have a military lead by the kind of people who think wars are fought like Call of Duty games.

Lmao this is brutally accurate

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

Got a spare for Sunik Kim/John Wall on Saturday in Glasgow if anyone fancies joining...

I'm bigger and better and rougher and tougher In other words sucker there is no other I'M THE ONE AND ONLY CREMULATOR

IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME FOR THE CREMULATOR IT'S TIME FOR THE CREMULATOR

I have decided, purely for my own amusement, to start a thread of critical quotes about Falstaff, but illustrating them with an image of Mr Blobby. '...a character deeper than life, a wit unmatched by anyone merely real whom we will ever know' (A. C. Bradley)

Went to the farewell for @bleep43.bsky.social tonight. Life affirming! Music! Friendship! Memories! All under Claire Harmers exquisite artwork!

What do you call a guy with no shins (who works in a hospital) Tony Surgeon

Look it's very simple, Britain faces an existential threat of socially conservative Muslim voters bringing in Sharia law by voting as a bloc for woke progressives who will turn all our children trans.

London innit

Andy Burnham seeing this screaming "ITS SUPPOSED TO BE GRAVY*

KNOCKING BACK PINTS OF ALE.

Some interesting maths here, where 67 instances are claimed to represent 7.5% of voters. The total votes in that election was 2.2 million

I don’t know anything about this crowd but it’s worth noting that they (and apparently they alone) were “particularly concerned at the high levels of ‘family voting’ at polling stations” in the Irish General Election of 2020 democracyvolunteers.org/final-report...

Its unique identity as a massive fucking car park? Hahaha, get wrecked

Let the People Sing

What can I say, don’t bet against a tradie who has the opportunity to make an early morning broadcast to the entire nation that she’s calling all her jobs off

Would prefer to be positive this beautiful morning, but let’s just pause to observe what sad, resentful little men these people are, and how much they hate this country, and how much they hate having their arses handed to them

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

RIP to a real one

This is also true of the Conservatives and it is IMO the single weirdest thing about British politics in 2026: it is such a weird, weird, weird route to end up at “basically what you’d expect from any democracy in Western Europe”.

It can never be forgotten that once he’d lied his way into the leadership job, Sir Keir Starmer told everyone to the left of David Cameron to basically fuck off. All the get a pat on the head from people like Harry Cole and Stephen Pollard. That looks more and more insane the more time passes

Ironic he's called Goodwin because he's going to Badlose

2-1 Hibs

"I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Matt Goodwin is at the count for Gorton and Denton, crying like a little girl!"

I think they should make Matt Goodwin give a concession speech in Urdu

Called it

@nochorus.bsky.social finally honking deep on The Erstwhile after finally getting to your Deep Territory episode on this train down to *incredibly B Catling voice* "LONDON"- soundtracked Eliane Radigue's Feedback Works. several simultaneously enormous vibes.

Lol no it isn't it's going to tell me I've clicked away without completing it when I x out of the window and then keep pushing notifications that I need to complete it, be serious.

Lol no it isn't it's going to tell me I've clicked away without completing it when I x out of the window and then keep pushing notifications that I need to complete it, be serious.

Think I’m over the official Mogwai twitter account asking Ricky Gervais for a retweet when they were trying to get their album to number 1 in the charts a few years back

@stitzch.bsky.social @robertdallasgray.com whoooo remembers?

It’s a big match between Hubris and The Commercial-Grade Document Shredder now, innit. Will the guy who until very recently was leading the most charmed life in UK politics have felt the need to tidy up in the last 15 years? Let’s find out!

“I feel I have a greater obligation to the people who give me permission to film aspects of their lives than I do to any distributor or TV network.”

New Proc Fiskal video is a real tear jerker, honking deep on the vape of betta daze. youtu.be/rCTCpJSVzNY?...

Haven't been off for half term at all but still absolutely dreading going back to it the morn, dreadful.

To the tune of Tiny Dancer:

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine