Back to work at dawn Reading this, snug in my bed. Holding the dread at bay.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Hello new followers! I'm a big goofy quweirdo who loves life and everyone living!

Tbh this is more conceivable on every level. Mamdani is a socialist whose policies disrupt the status quo. He is, crucially, an American citizen who is already IN New York. This drunk lady can perhaps be forgiven for her confusion.

I've never had a hit post before, for clarity, this was a, imo a perfect example of how estranged from everyday reality you can become over new years here. I srsly believe she knows who both guys are and she'd just been on the randan and lost the place when she saw the news on the telly. LEGEND IMO.

Remember the old joke how "diplomacy is the art of saying "good dog" until you can find a big enough stick"? Pretty funny how Britain has just down tools on finding a stick. Abject!

There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.

If anything good can come of this it's that Ayo will make bank off the World Cup boycott youtube.com/shorts/jGHi_...

And is this rules based order in the room with us right now?

Went to see Marty Supreme in the Filmhouse today, it's wildly entertaining and everyone is having a great time in it.

Every other opinion column in an English-language paper these days is just 'random Labour/Democrat apparatchik explicitly opposes the concept of civil society'

you take power and use it or you admit you have no real interest in using it

When you go round your mates and they have a baby

Cliff Richard did a #live on the #BBC a lot between 1987-1990. Arguably the peak of legally actionable accusations you could make about *redacted* who *redacted* and *redacted* *redacted....*

when they first told me they were looking to combine the judge, jury and executioner responsibilities i was anxious about the huge increase in workload but the key really is to plan out and be utterly ruthless with demands on your time. switching between the different hats makes the day fly by too.

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

Cliff Richard did a #live on the #BBC a lot between 1987-1990. Arguably the peak of legally actionable accusations you could make about *redacted* who *redacted* and *redacted* *redacted....*

All the stuff I loathed about Blade Runner 2049 came true a solid 20 years early, he's a massive hack prick but Ridley Scott knows what's what

When you go round your mates and they have a baby

Lol, my youngest was "are they The Cranberries?"

The hind leg is sending me. Idk why but YESSS WALK BITCH GOOOO

Putting the Dom in Fandom

My *LORD* that fella from Lewis is such a ride

DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER FROM LONDON?

BBC going full Cult of Personality with Winkleman, nothing bad can happen

Good luck to all the English tourists working from home* tomorrow so they can enjoy their weekend** *A hotel/Airbnb/cafe in Edinburgh **In Edinburgh

mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit

This is the energy I'm bringing into 2026

The kitchen is cleaned, the records are back in their sleeves (mostly), massive steak pie ready for the oven, getting the spuds on

Big up the eldest's pal who got him this for Christmas, the kids...are Legends!

Played this last night, still hits real right in a room full of bestpals youtu.be/_HGoooelXgI?...

Smashing New Year's breakfast into atoms

Can't wait

In 2026 all TERFs must be legally required to go and take their faces for a great big shite.

@lmgm.bsky.social yo, my spouse is absolutely fucking *obsessed* with Heated Rivalry to the extent that she is constantly on a fandom Discord, has stopped doing any housework and has booked to go see a hockey game this weekend please advise.

Now soundtracking my kitchen for New Year's Eve, thanks fellas. Looking forward to encounters in 2026. Xx

I was slagging this guy off earlier and my eldest rolled his eyes and went "maybe he's just being hyperbolic, stop being such a cop about people's parenting" so I've kicked him out of the house.

Little late to this but this show rules

There is nothing more culturally embraced for fathers than blathering an enormous text about how you are the protector of your family when you have never once visibly done anything for another person

Suspending trams along Princes Street just as thousands of fans head from out west towards Easter Road? What an absolute joke of a "city"

Absolutely guarantee ye that using GenAI in the production was an obligatory precondition for commissioning it.

Home after a week in Ireland, a few Brady's ispíni in the pan, making plans for Hogmanay, life's as good as it gets.

Oh there's a minimum 90 minute delay on this ferry, time to sit in a queue in my Range Rover with the engine running. Wit a bunch of absolute fannies.

So many institutions in ~~British public life~~ are currently in this objectively weird spot where they've quiet quit their actual responsibilities to focus on niche obsessions and yelling slurs, but still expect the people who came for their stated mission to keep tuning in and applauding