This photo of Mike Banks and Alan Oldham in Tokyo back in the 90s is cool as fuck

The BBC's commitment to the concept of impartiality is unmatched but their understanding of the concept of impartiality is somewhat lacking

#BBCNews inexplicably just went live to this like it was a breaking news story which backfired pretty quickly because Sally Philips said FUCK and they had to apologise

A day for Homer 🇮🇪☘️ "a tower of strength to all in Troy, and both men and women alike hailed you as a god"

One of the most inept half hours of rugby I have ever seen today at Murrayfield, what *the fuck* was everyone thinking. Witless, gutless, brainless.

One Battle After Another then a number of pints after another then one taco after another. Great bit of Saturday business tbh

WOOF

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

“It is unclear exactly how many parents have been deported without their children, or how many were given a choice to be deported together. Advocates say there is no national data, and the Homeland Security Department did not respond to a request for figures.”

Lol

Hiding

I have recently started appending a bullet point summary at the end of my emails and it's...great? It's like giving your brain a little to-be-done list while increasing the likelihood people will absorb the information in your email.

Everyone getting mad at a press release because some uptown hospitality bods are bringing their brands downtown to Leith. Calm down!

Bit of a shit week for washed up rapists. Oh well.

I reckon we’re a dying breed. People who heard The Levellers before we learned about the levellers.

Over the last 20/30 minutes I've discovered that my children are already significantly smarter, funnier and more creative than I am or ever will have been.

Whopper Chopra #BodyButterAlbums

IF ANYTHING THE RAIN IS EVEN WETTER THIS EVENING! I CANNOT RECOMMEND A CYCLE COMMUTE MY FRIENDS.

the trades, supposedly the pinnacle of manly-man work according to these utter dipshits, literally would not function without ibuprofen

In the early 00s whenever a bloke (and it was always a bloke) mentioned Deepak Chopra i'd go "guy owes me £20, never gets his round in, an absolute prick all in, Jay-Z too...". Nice to finally be vindicated.

AH YES MEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER IS SO SHAMEFUL AND DEMEANING HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO KEEP MAKING SUCH INCISIVE SATIRE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... FUCK OFFF AND DIE U WASHED UP CREEPS

Story debunked, Isle of Harris News confirmed parodic, it's actually an old Cornwall Live story, fair play on the Photoshop of the shore in the back there, sensational work bsky.app/profile/mark...

COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today. STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!

It's an absolute Yer Da observation but I'm still absolutely scunnered by how *wet* the rain was this morning

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

The long shite Wednesday

Westminster lobby going full fat early 00s Heat Magazine today

A hit tweet! Thanks everyone! (Important caveat below) bsky.app/profile/knee...

Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.

Remember poggers?

You think that they’re meeting in smoky mahogany rooms doing eyes wide shut shit and while that does happen mostly it’s just emails to fellow perverts like “stupid purple hair barista was mean 2 me im gunna fund gender essentialism center at a prestigious university Sent from my iPad”

@kennypieper.bsky.social well well well, would you look at who it is...

The Pope meeting with Spike Lee, game recognise game.

Numbers?!? In this economy?!

Alt Text: A toddler locked himself inside a car in Tarbert yesterday laughs as emergency service workers would to free him. His parents would like to thank all involved asked if we can help locate a replacement driver's door for a 2009 ford focus estate. (attempt two)

Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.

The country needs cheering up now it's dark, sacking Wes Streeting costs nothing so let's do it

This was absolutely tremendous, loved his seasonal encore as well!

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

Completely missed all Booker chat this year, wasn't even aware of the shortlist. #blessed

All the big journo politics podcasts are like this: every now and then they’ll say something completely uncontroversial within their own circles that sounds insane to listeners, because the atmosphere is - we’re down the pub with our mates.

Piano

oh my god

Morning!

Tim Davie resigned to make space for an even more disengenuous spooky prick.

basic problem is none of these folks is capable of saying “i was wrong”