I need some WOMADelaide marmalade

Imagine being the astronauts if the opposite applies you come back and Earth has gone silent, you hit a time lock and the now you look down on the 1870s

Imagine Artemis II goes round the dark side of the moon, out of contact for 41 mins, and when it comes back the astronauts just aren't on it

Contemplating if the spring is only ever a false spring all the way til October

🚨 BIG. BOAT. STUCK. 🚨

Obviously we all hope this guy's initials are I. M. Similarly as the Anglicans have an Archbishop of the Indian Ocean are they having to jobshare for the aircraft carriers sat outside the Strait of Hormuz

My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.

In 2001 A Life code: It pays to talk to no one Proliferating across the earth Also Sprach Zarathustra Faction Europa Free Range #FallFriday youtu.be/dPEyswZ1cCI?...

youtu.be/6m2lfk4Bm34?... Day by day The moon gains on me Purchased pair of flabby wings I took to doing some hovering Here is a list of incorrect things #FallFriday

I can't help but feel that people who can hit a plane going at 1800 mph are probably also going to do some damage to a helicopter hovering over a mountainside

youtu.be/xtXI-Qf_zro?... All of Mercury Rev's The Delta Sweete Revisited is quite wonderful but Vashti Bunyan with the least country voice maybe does the best version of the lot

I wonder if German for exorcism is Geistheist? And if not, how easy it would be to talk the Goethe-Institut into pretending it is?

No shade on @leftiestats.bsky.social as she's set out her uniform swing methodology clearly but a party losing 404 out of 412 seats suggests the classical model of UK elections doesn't work with five parties

The new Anna Burns book is tremendous fun but my favorite bits are when they receive further developments from the Alarming Breaking News Network Exclamation Marks!!!!!! Channel - ideal for monitoring the situation

Sunday Night National Park practice for our show @thegladcafe.bsky.social next week. Come join us, Tuesday 7th April, for a great night with wor_kspace and Gerard Love DJing. Tickets: wegottickets.com/event/692983

And down west to east broadway, Same route as last week when couldn't find where he was due to play, That seemed eons away, Oh how he complained about doing a show that Friday. #FallFriday www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivyJ...

President Trump is Better Call Saul for right-wing criminals

Lego should do a Ulysses kit with a Lego Leopold and Molly Bloom

That's the term done & me and all

We do need to go back to painting of rulers we hate gorging themselves on blood - it was a good genre and the only thing that's changed is the rulers now wear uglier suits

All the shades of red in the sandstorm hitting south Crete right now #Weather #SandStorm #Crete #Kalima #Storm

A reminder of the only good newspaper April Fool ever. One that I sort of wish was true. Alexander McCall-Smith's Edinburgh Underground.

With lots of money and contracts sloshing about with a seeming lack of official oversight in an environment of post-Millennium optimism, it must have been a fun time to be in transport. Edinburgh even got a (semi) serious visit from the Monorail salesmen in 2002 🚝🤑

As a citizen of Edinburgh South West, who now has an MP who diligently does casework and tries to get us bike lanes, to the good people of East Kilbride it is very funny when it isn't happening to you

Currently being played very loudly to block out everything else. 4 decades since they played this at an old train depot in west London, a farewell to the GLC event youtu.be/vGXZ60GUbqM?...

Read The Crying of Lot 49 to your infant!

Where’s me Kit Kat? #Ally #InternationalTransgenderDayofVisibility 🏳️‍⚧️

How it feels living in the UK and wanting peace in the world

Home secretary logic

Ahem (you are spot on with this, break ass is the best seller)

The Musandam Peninsula at the mouth of the Persian Gulf appearing to have lots of Fjords suggests Slartibartfast did get that one final gig

I lived in Milton in the 90's and I've got to say this tracks

If Italy under a fascist PM can do this I really don't understand why we can't www.reuters.com/business/aer...

"The lad was crackers with grief" is a throwaway line that's been making me laugh since the 90's

The Erling Haaland of political own goals strikes again

Tonight's sunset at Newhaven - Edinburgh's fishing village. #Newhaven #Edinburgh #Scotland

youtu.be/W0Iur61iGQA?... O-H-I-O shouldn't work as chant but this works on all levels

We need to see more of this. Edinburgh Council has been dragging its heels not dealing with scumbag landlords who prey on tenants and ignore regulations. Taking a light touch is never going to protect tenants theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2026/03/coun...

You get the feeling if you were reading Ali Smith in Hungarian, Anci Kovács as it were, it would be shorter more cruel but everything would fit together

A day without a 'Danger' sign is like a night without stars ☢️

I wish there was less excellent writing in Gliff as 200 pages it has in way cohered into a novel

I embrace the mineshaft life

If I click on 'Maybe Later' the later it may be is in the mid 23rd century

That's right

#5debutalbums1519 More sweet, sweet garage skronk from Trumans Water alumni...inject this into my veins

bsky.app/profile/hkes... OK I was wrong, this is a generational crash out and I now want to see pictures of him raging himself more puce from now until May as it's providing levity in a pretty bleak spring

It's tight but he is just on