Well I'm addicted danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper

Please help me with my bullshit

Doing great!

It'd be kinda sick if we had a county called death

Remember the old Internet? Where you'd go onto a message board about dinner, post a picture of your breakfast and someone would get so irrationally angry, they'd try post anthrax to ya. Better days.

This is huge for us

The name episode is named after we said off mic.... Damn

Today is the last day to vote for Gyrovision semifinals, so if you wanna vote, vote now!

Come on down for our stupid annual event (and charity)

Viktor Orbán can now focus on his true passion, ignoring his son

That guy who made horrendously unfunny YouTube videos about Germans is now leaving Germany for some dog whistle-ass reasons and lo behold who's agreeing with him in the quote tweets

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I wonder will his concerns be listened to the same as the people blocking O Connell St with tractors...

Don't threaten me with an unbelievably amazing time

CEOs of budget airlines right now

I've created the semi-finals for this years Gyrovision, here's the google form where you can vote which also links to a spreadsheet containing all the boycott friendly ways to listen docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Which nation made the energy expensive James?

Pumps locally are running out of petrol and diesel because of the protests, so I have decided to switch to a more sustainable fuel (the blood of men who have wronged me)

A protest organized by people who have nothing but contempt for protesters and think the whole point is to be annoying

Call him Daddy again Mark. That'll save NATO

I'm gonna end a civilisation tonight, lol jk, I capitulate

Oh. Polling is broken now. Neat.

You're in her DMs sending her the Guardian analysis of the Slovenian elections. I'm in her DMs sending her Google translated experts of analysis from RTV SLO and Mladina. We're both blocked

I can't be the first person to have read this and thought that Dublin Bus is trying to encourage job applications by saying "G'wan you prick"

A lot of people in the replies of this on the other site talking about "refugees raping Europeans" All have blue ticks

Very Irish coded

We just unlocked this. Happy Easter!

Oh no! Who will sexually assault the locals now!?

Just unlocked this

Gaullism may yet save Europe

Do you think they all started singing John Lennon's "imagine?"

It's that time of year where we start prepping for Gyrovision (it should have been earlier but I have two kids now)

I think everyone commenting on this reddit post should die

You will die in Iran because Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo asked you too

Atlanticists when confronted with the knowledge that they've wasted decades of their life

I'm so glad we watered down green transition goals because a wolf ate Ursula von der Leyen's pony. This is a serious place of serious business

It takes all sorts

I hate that mascots have become a thing during Eurovision's genocide era

I'm looking forward to how unhinged Michael O'Leary is gonna become when the era of low-cost flights dies in the strait of Hormuz

Tesco being on continental Europe is perverse

German dancing in the club: "oh ja, you like zis song do you? It's a banger. It's about how zis man's fadder died in zee Rwandan genocide." *Keeps dancing*

Berlin bay bee!

I need this man to oversee the collapse of NATO. He's clearly debasing himself in order to try and prevent it and thus deserves it the most

My based son, Jute, just ordered a juice box and chicken nuggets. So based

my dumbass son ordered meatloaf at the korean restaurant

Checking out Newcastle's top rated board game and manga shop. I see their stand entirely dedicated to yuri. Certified real heads. Respect.