Thanks to @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io I've been Pedropilled for a while now.

Frankly, a baffling trajectory

I can't believe this whole time Emily in Paris was short for Emily in Paramilitaries

I wish I was divorced so hard the cops constantly protect me

The last serious international institution: the FIFA peace prize!

A venerable, time-honored and serious organization. In tatters!

Spent the last 3 years undoing green measures on this continent because we assumed that this would never happen Even though it happened 4 years ago

We are really regretting this can we opened, turns out it was worms

Gun to the head of any of those Dubai expats, name 3 members of the UAE government!

I specifically voted for Connolly to embarrass the government in exactly this way (by stating the obvious) www.rte.ie/news/2026/03...

tá an dara seachtain tar éis Seachtain na Gaeilge a bhualadh

Spelling Guinness with an ß is so weird

Seeing the Dubai influencers post Israeli style "we'll keep dancing" posts and gotta say, every supposedly cool night life event in Dubai looks like a junior disco

Is it a crime to get a speedboat, 20 sacks of fertilizer, 12 barrels of crude and just lie about being Chinese in the strait of Hormuz?! Can men not do anything anymore!?!

Yes, I’m disappointed they didn’t pick me, but I have to admit Mojtaba wanted it more

This is a far bigger fuel, fertilizer, food crisis for Asia and Europe than it is for the US. US dependence on Persian Gulf oil has almost never been lower A thread by @sstapczynski.bsky.social on how Asia is alreaddy within days facing a destabilizing. x.com/SStapczynski...

Happy Coca Cola Rollarcoaster day! It's been 11 years since Nickelback released a funk song

He can't keep getting away with it

As predicted, France, the UK, Italy, and mie Germany are now acknowledging, carefully and belatedly, what Spain said out loud from day one about Trump and Netanyahu’s Iran war: reckless, unlawful, and strategically empty. Courage, it turns out, has a lag time.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A lot of public transport people bragging but I'm also concerned about the stoppage of fertilizer/fertilizer ingredients from the Gulf I do be liking food

To British friends, "you best start believing in a German media landscape, you're in one!"

I would read the shit out of a speculative short story about a version of the UAE where there's been a kafala revolt. Just a little country in the Gulf speaking Malayalam, Urdu and Tagalog now

High art

We're now down to like 2 heating bills away from fascism on the continent again

Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep

Iran hit Cyprus: "oh no!" Iran hit that massive British airbase in Cyprus: "oh.... good."

What a waste of space honestly

all the the mighty and morally superior “West” knows how to do anymore is murder children

And on Paddy's day, all those concerns will wash away so Mícheál can go shake Trumps hand

*said swedishly* megarika!

*LOUD ANNOYING INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND* no sorry, we were looking for "America started this and Iran has a right to defend itself."

I just need to open up one more front and my collapsing fascist pedarchy will stabilise. One more front

Long past time to bury the notion that Clinton/ Mitchell/ Blair/ Ahern 'brought' peace to NI. The people of The North get written out of the story. Epstein claims cast shadow over legacy of Northern Ireland peacemakers Clinton and Mitchell | Bill Clinton | The Guardian share.google/Pi65qri4Qh6i...

Go gay team!

Another day another bullshit idea about crypto and Palestine

My name is Ciarán and I am a host of @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io I'd like to be on like 1 other podcast this year xoxo

America, "Europe should be in charge of its own defense." America, "no, not like that!"

It'd be really embarrassing if we had an example of a modern war that showed tanks were completely useless. It'd be even more embarrassing if it was happening now in a country you border

I have a small photo album of "royals in cars looking shit"

Imagine if he said "you got the wrong guy" to the police

Get 'em

I'm so aggressively vibing with this image

The only thing connecting Athens, Rome and DC together is pedophilia

Get 'em

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