Firr-bou (Art by @kitsunekit.bsky.social )

Remy-bou 🎄

Taro!bou from 2017

Taurs c:

I want to tell my friend that I recommended a game to I will gladly take you up on dinner sometime.

All my friends are so much smarter than me what the HELL

So fun story, since the statute of limitations has passed. I stole every one of those name labels from my university bookstore. Something like 20 packs, one a day for most of a month. Fuckers didn't give me a job. In retrospect, very smart move on their part.

Happy holidays to my trans homies

I still have my packet of ramen they gave me in lieu of the sponsor dinner.

Good job, Florida department of transportation.

PLANECRITTER PLANECRITTER PLANECRITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLANBE. @firr.bsky.social

I can't believe tater started his villan arc

I did absolutely nothing of value today. lol.

Just got home from the Bears game. Best decision I ever made was to leave with 3 minutes on the clock, beat the rush out. No excuse me, I'm going to take a big old sip of water and check out the scores on ESPN.

I'm a theater major that kept fucking up.

All my friends are dogs now wtf

Checking out Epic universe™ at Universal Orlando™ resort!! This place is kind of neat.

I like my dragons the way God intended Fat dumb idiots that are too thick to fit through most doors.

keeping warm in the winter months means hanging out with warm Charizard friends

Charizard tummy c:

I got some cash in my paypal I wasn't expecting so uh anyone wanna take a commission to draw planecritterrrrrrr?

Happy lion day! Here's my fav lion tf ever from @zho.bsky.social

It's late so no one's awake to see this. >.> <.< Diane Foxington is hot I wanna be her

When you bully me online this is who you're making fun of.

Sometimes I'm sad then I remember I can commission fat plushie tf because free will is awesome and then I'm happy again.

In what I can only describe as a very first world problem, The building across the street for me has a new tenant and they leave their TV on all night, looping these terrible AI generated ads. The only reason I'm slightly annoyed is it keeps setting off my doorbell camera's motion detector at night

In the furry fandom, macro has the largest fan base but the inflation furs are always getting bigger.

Going to be very safe and very uninjured in his gay little car. (suggested by @gigagoat.bsky.social )

The dog, with a treat on his nose

going to work in my gay little car

Like, even if you're cool with ai stuff. Why would you pick that image to push out?

So I'm gonna be in LA basically all of February. Anyone I know there? prolly gonna sneak into disneyland one day

Fat dragons tho

Drawing furry porn of corporate mascots is my favourite form of detournement. They WISH they could make us feel that much affection toward their brand, but they can't ever embrace it and they can never control it.

It is I, John Mastodon

Ok I'm convinced there's no actual difference between either of these. They're both made by the same company and have the exact same ingredients list. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

When you are walking around Disney world and hear the DJ play a mashup that you made like 12 years ago. Apparently the communal hard drive is still being passed around 10 years later.

Lol. Old job just asked if I could come back as a freelancer occasionally. Double my old rate, and a kicker for the 1099 taxes. 0 hour commitment so I can refuse anything. Gonna have to talk to a lawyer tomorrow but good to have in my back pocket I guess?

Idle thoughts and the unaware TFee #furryart #tfsky #sketch

Drove home from the coast this morning and had to charge my car. The charger was connected to a generator that started when I plugged in. That feels like cheating

Oh no my most popular skeet and I swear to God it didn't include the alt text that explained the joke.

How to defeat me: Offer me the slightest bit of constructive criticism. I will immediately ball up and cry.

I'm bored. Reply to this and I will tell you how I would defeat your fursona in a fight.

Ooh ooh more discourse™? Let me add my unsolicited opinion: Blocking is a great tool and should be used more. Curate your space the way you want. It's not a judgement call on people, just what you want to see. If you see "I've been blocked" as "they think I'm a bad person", I dunno that's on you.

- Overbooked - Customer service is considered top notch. Always guaranteed a good flight! #latex #transformation #furryart #tfsky

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