Firr mates fun of my butt all the time so I have to remind him of his [rubber/pooltoy/charizard/mono/fat/cow/horse/duck/dinosaur/car] butt.

Fuck me the creative director at my job just asked me how awkward it would be if they showed up to Anthrocon.

Put three new tracks up on bandcamp. :B Help I can't stop making lofi firr.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-...

I have a little folder of art I keep that I add to everytime @zho.bsky.social draws something for me and Man that's a lotta butts.

I don't think I've ever met a cat owner that doesn't describe their cat as some flavor of "idiot". "He's my little dummy" "He's got one braincell but it's on timeshare" "Her last thought was during the Obama presidency"

Scheduling an interview with AOA for maybe a job when meow wolf ends. Really hope they don't say "Well, can you quit now??"

I'm number three!!!!! I'm number three!!!! I'm coming for you Chillhop!!!!!! (no I'm not they sold 5x what I did lol)

I like how any time @kitsunekit.bsky.social draws weird art for me and there's no specific place he defaults to Disney World. I'm typecast lol.

MORE EGGS

I couldn't imagine a more relaxing place for a massage chair

A stupid combo thing for makeaterriblecomicday2026 and TF in general!

Enjoy 2 minutes of Zen

"I really like it here, it's such a relax-a-con" FUCK THAT I want a CONVENTION Two hour panels with PowerPoints about synthetic fursuit fur compositions. A meta analysis of social media sentiment for The Bad Guys. Booth swag flash drives with sample comics. CONS AREN'T FOR SOCIALIZING DAMNIT.

What kinda music am I gonna be playing at Anthrocon this year?

@mainmandarin.bsky.social hey, remember that one time I told you I named a system after you that you're never allowed to tell anyone about? Those were fun times. Shame I can't talk about the tech or even if it's still being used. Unrelated, check out this drone show I just saw.

Oh cool universal is selling pup hoods at the clearance store. Could never justify it at full price especially since I could get better ones at furry cons.

You caught me lol

Had a surprise charge hit my bank account and put it in overdraft. I had cash to cover it so I went to the ATM to deposit the money and the FUCKING MACHINE ATE IT. Now I'm overdrafted -and- out cash. Fuck PNC

OH NO DREAMWORKS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HE'S PERFECT

Sorry I'm late I tripped over a guy on a unicycle and found out I had super cancer waiting at the doctor's office.

Thankfully I'm getting points for this lol.

Which airplane has the nicest butt tho?

Help I got a crush on the waiter...

... My boss just logged us all out of slack with the message "today is a beautiful day, go outside and frolic and be merry!! I expect pictures of your joy tomorrow" My job is so fucking weird I love it

The secret ulterior for giving out a bunch free codes... Time to stuff the charts lol

Listening to this album on the way to work! Morning glory has to be my favorite song on it rn, but daaaaaaaang maybe I am a fish cuz this slapz. 🐠 🐟

Every time I try to buy the steam machine it says "Sorry our servers are a little busy" huh. Wait. Oh.. Oh my God... ARE THEY GETTING READY TO SURPRISE DROP HALF LIFE THREE

Happy Father's Day! I might not be a dad but I know who I'd strive to be if I was.

Jolly Queens Always Visit Green Castles, Greeting Xylophonists

Quiet Eagles Juggle 5 7iny 8onuts; Daring Gulls watch.

This was the second time that I've left a musical and had to go research Greek mythology to understand a joke. (If you're in Orlando, go watch it next weekend. It's absolutely fantastic)

joy

Happy Father's Day I'm your dad now. Look, I know we haven't always seen eye to eye. You're living your own life, and sometimes I don't understand that all that much. But, I'm always going to be proud of you. I love you.

If you apply for a job at ABU are you expected to pad your resume?

I didn't think there were that many babyfurs in the fandom until I realized most of them keep it on the DL.

I used to think TF art was gross but my position changed.

I didn't get why people did size play but it started to grow on me.

Here's a bunch of download codes if you want it for freeeeee firr.bandcamp.com/yum 8apx-j5p5 7ff6-ux3q xww2-5qdz qjj5-78wg 9fbb-vnl3 zdxl-geqs 3jeq-u7gd wg77-evfh ctwx-3yev supp-xfn8 pw9b-epvn 8stw-32te xnf9-cz33 j5an-wgh4 f79v-h3qa ll27-vw6b qpva-ys8x b7bg-743q

If you're a fish, plz enjoy ~40 minutes of lofi chill beats. If you're not a fish you can enjoy them too I guess firr.bandcamp.com/album/music-...

This is the ideal snoot to body ratio

I was wondering, does anyone know any chiptune musicians who are open for commission? I'm working on a project and need some music made for it.

Bottom half tf tho 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

That kangaroo TF from the episode of Aladdin cartoon "When Chaos Comes Calling" 🦘

Lil baby hotel room during my layover. c:

I didn't know @glitchfur.net had a bar

Isn't she lovely~

In what is the most first world of first world problems, the lounge at the airport is so full and the wait-list is so long I won't get in before my flight so they just cancelled it. I wanted my cookie damnit.

At the airport on my way home. I opted out of the face scanner. It usually takes an extra 15 seconds. I am currently at 25 minutes waiting for a supervisor.