A B C D E F G H I J K Now I gotta pee

DO NOT

During an improv panel we had to come up with the "most offensive name for a bar" I won with "John 19:28".

WHERE ARE THE 12 PIZZAS I ORDERED IT SAYS DELIVERED

Without naming names (to keep anyone from getting in trouble). I would like to sincerely thank the furry that slapped the other furry in their face for offering me a shot of malort after I politely declined twice.

Furry cons are so weird, I was working in the video game room then was asked if I could make a puppet stage and that made me late to a mock debate panel where I raised charity money ranting about femboi Jesus I'm really proud of the puppet stage

I see conventions do more for accessibility and that's great! The best ones even have spaces for people with gluten intolerance. You can judge a con by it's breadless lounge.

I forgot Wisconsin has snow this time of year. I packed a light jacket. Oops.

It's my two favorite things: Weird shaped Pokemon, gratuitous TF, and cartoon violence!! Go get something!!!

POV: The ride you're on broke down at the most annoying part

We are about 1 year out from launching Secrets of Gara! I’m excited with what we already have, and there is so much more to come. This is where my head has been and is the vibe I’m after. We do play testing: for a sneak peek, join our Discord, and get invited! discord.gg/2TjAWhsb4W

Chekhov, what are you doing with that gun?

Guy on the flight next to me was in a MAGA hat. Very pleasant gentleman, coming down to to see his grandkids. When we landed, he didn't know where to pick up his bag so he was super grateful when I pointed him to the terminal C shuttle. I'm such a klutz, I accidentally sent him on a 1 hour detour!

Apparently the blue dots are every connecting flight that someone on this airplane has. I want to meet whoever thought Albuquerque -> Atlanta -> Las Vegas was the best way to get there.

THEY PICKED JOSH D'AMARO AS CEO??? BRING BACK EISNER YOU COWARDS

All I see when I look at this is "but man, am I bad at math"

Buhhhhh Bad day at work. Still in a hotel 2k miles from home Bought myself a bath bomb on the way back. Going to just relax.

Looking though the manual for a timer relay I wanna use. Did. Did someone have a stroke?

Pretend you don't know anything about computers and try to read this post. I wasn't to live in this whimsical kind of world.

For example: (Both by @royalpoodle.bsky.social ) #FebROOary

Society: you can't just spend all of your Sunday thinking about toony kangaroos and convoluted shenanigans to get transformed into one Me: yeah you're right Me: wait Me:

TF art idea: Firr, having shrunk out of his clothes, is barely holding on to a now much larger phone. "I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm having an otter body experience"

Since I got time to kill, might as well check out this place

Well this is fun I was supposed to check out of my hotel room today. Travel changed, and I had to extend it to Tuesday. Hotel said I might have to change rooms this morning, so I packed up everything just in case. They told me I didn't need to move rooms. Got a new key card. All good.

Not a zebra, but might as well share another b+w sona. I'd give zebra similar hair nowadays if I ever remade them.

I am both hot and sad so I will thank you very much

Went to a Chinese place for lunch alone and they put me in the sad bastard booth

If you're overwhelmed with the choices, here's some suggestions: - Second Harvest Heartland www.2harvest.org/about-us - Any cause supporting South and/or North Minneapolis individuals and families - Any cause supporting families with kids in public schools

I am HEAVILY MEDICATED and VERY DEDICATED

I now understand why when I went to go visit @bigboybark.bsky.social years ago the first place they took me to was a subway themed sushi joint.

LOL WRONG ACCOUNT

Artist opened for comms and I impulse snagged one before coming up with the idea. so now I have to face my eternal dilemma. Do I wanna be a deer with a nice ass or a hyena with nice tits?

I turned myself into a dragon! Uhh i guess itll be a bit for the scales to grow in...

Holy HELL New Mexico is pretty

You ever feel like you’re not being listened to?? Weird huh #furryart #tfsky

Fun fact: the instrumental for that promo was stolen from a karaoke cd at the dive bar down the street from the studio. There's a full version somewhere but it's probably lost to time now.

God I miss that job. The pay was terrible but I got to pay with cool toys.

Work chat this morning. "I can't think of a way that "crispy" isn't used as a positive adjective. Crispy fries at McDonald's, looking crisp in your new suit" "Crispy gene editing" "Crispy sock in your guest room nightstand"

Huh. The cop car lights are perfectly synced up

c:

I don't understand why everyone is cool with us getting rid of the penny. Keeping it around is honestly the only thing that makes cents.

If you have "No politics" in your bsky bio I assume only one of two things. "I'm not going to talk about politics" Which you can just like... not do. "I don't want to hear you talk about politics / reply to me about political things" Which uh, sorry buddy, you can't really tell others what to do.

Everyone on blueskee is legally required to follow at least 5 furries so that you arent driven insane with rage over the stupid bullshit attention farmers do. Plus maybe you'll become slightly cooler and more chill by acquiring a niche obscure kink from one of us that consumes your brain

A helpful guide! It seems counter intuitive, but if they have "no politics" in their bio, feel free to ignore them!!

Got called out at Starbucks lol

I saw the new Mario movie trailer and the only thing I can think of is @aurapuffs.bsky.social is eating good today

This is my fursona. I'm allowed to call him an idiot, an absolute buffoon, a dimwitted moron because that's what he is. If you call him any of those things, however, I'm within my rights to stab you for insulting my perfect child.

That's not very skibiti rizz of you, fam.

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