Hey instead of going to work tomorrow, does anyone want to be a small gang of myriad talking animals who get hired to do odd jobs around town to often disastrous and always hilarious results

Running supremely hard content in FF14 is fun, because you can commemorate a hard-fought victory by getting the tank to draw you and your squad's blorbos celebrating together. A year of Wednesday evenings spent counting bullets and rotating 90 degrees is a small price to pay for good company. 💚

🫵You WILL look at my pine marten mechanic for #Maystelid

I’m getting a professional massage this weekend, which I could really use. I’m currently stressed out of my mind because I keep worrying I’ll show up and the masseuse will be one of you wearing a fake mustache and brandishing a lawn roller

acorn finally got a convention booth

Taking today's duckposting to share one of my favorite bits of character lore: Duino's last name is "Duck" but that's only half of what he is! He gets his shape and colors from his dad, and his plumage and wild hair from his mom. Neither party wants to claim responsibility for his fashion sense.

I can't help it. started drawing beavers too

Heartbreaking: Someone Added Toon Gloves To A Cute Anthro And I'm Spending The Rest of My Day Racked With Grief Because I'm Not That Shape

I have nothing but respect for my therian homies, but I can’t ever aspire to be that level of animal. I don’t want to lose access to thumbs. I still want to look at funny images on my phone or be able to build IKEA furniture, I just want there to be a beak in the way while I do it

Typing the phrase “HRT that turns me into a rude old cartoon skunk” into the search bar on Temu and then making the sign of the cross before hitting Enter

It's time for a stream!! #DuinoIsLive It's the FINALE of Ghost Trick!! One last romp with Ghost Hands SImulator 2010! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

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Morning bump. Please consider purchasing a comission. ;)

Watching every hour of my Outlook calendar get filled by a meeting this week and only managing to hang on by thinking about having a big fluffy tail and how good it would feel to gently brush it

Doodle for duino!

BREAKING NEWS: I love toons

It’s time for Saturday morning cartoons!!! …and I need co-stars!! Show me your toons and I’ll rank them on how prankable they are, how immediately I’d want to launch them from a cannon, and how much I’d wanna smooch them (not necessarily in that order)

Finished Mouse P.I. on stream tonight and MAN. MAN!!! What a fun game!! Please continue the trend of "making cartoon video games for literally anything other than horror," thank you!!

It's time for a dang stream!! #DuinoIsLive More mouse! I'm in the house! I've got a plush for a spouse! I like a grouse! If I see fire, I'll get some water to douse! ...it! MOUSE!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

<— the clipart mess What @blurthefur.com delivered —>

Still on about this. I’m weird but I’m owning it. Anytime I get way too excited by someone roleplaying as a heavyset bear who “accidentally” sits on me, I look down at the ground to make eye contact with Walt Disney as he watches from Hell. I hope he knows this is all his fault. I hope he’s crying

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this will be great! stupid dogs wont know what hit em~ what's that sizzling noise? 🎨: @atroxchobatsu.bsky.social

Hey man, cool Pokesona! Anyway check this out: *uses Double Team* *uses Double Team* *uses Double Team* *uses Double Team* *uses Confuse Ray* *uses Double Team* *uses Double Team*

Really very grateful for animal costumes and the people who like them. It's the most validating thing in the world to know so many folks who don't feel like themselves unless they're being something else. ESPECIALLY when that something is funny

Commission for @bytetupoino.bsky.social

thinking about this Vinny corruption clip for no reason in particular

Trying to hype myself up with a new diet methodology by replacing "I'm replacing a daily meal with a smoothie to help with calorie intake" with "I'm brewing a nefarious stew that is going to make me stronger"

Deciding your old man comedian character is canonically pansexual is cool because you get to write dialogue like “I’m a lot like my mallet: I swing in every direction”

"Need a hand with that? I've got more than enough to go around." 🔧🐿️✨ (A lovely Maisey by the also lovely @mousedoll.bsky.social!!)

Aura once caught an ant in our handheld vacuum and described it as "sending him to the Amazing Digital Circus," which has- of course- mutated into us singing the theme song in a hurried panic anytime we see a bug in the house

having trouble goat posting tonight

It's time for a stream!! #DuinoIsLive So there's ghosts... AND tricks?? Man! This game has it all. It's more Ghost Trick!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Having multiple characters rules because you can explore so many archetypes. There’s the one that’s you, the one that’s you but “more”, the one that gets into Situations™️, the one that gets into different Situations™️, the one that gets into Situations™️ that stay between you and the artist, the jock,

Really glad they invented fursuits so there’s a solution to the problem of “I just really need a cartoon character to gently hold hands with me”

Honk honk! #toon #furryart

Hey I’m going to become more of a freak in ways that are difficult to explain, does anyone want anything

just sitting here thinking about how soft my partner is and how badly I want to hug him but he's out picking up dinner and won't be back for a whole twelve minutes

Still thinking about running away and joining the Clown Parade

Feeling every inch of friendliness and empathy I've stockpiled in my body over the past 15 years instantly evaporate because I did good in a single round of a PvP game

It's time for a dang stream!! #DuinoIsLive MOUSE P.I.!! 🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭 Right before I ended last time I unlocked a circus level so you KNOW it's about to POP OFF Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

FINALLY made an updated reference sheet for Smunk! His eyes only get bigger from here. 🦨💕

I know that the solution to being uncomfortable in my own skin is to diet, exercise, and take better care of it, but it’s more fun to lean back in my chair and think “what if I got struck my lightning seventeen times in such a way it made me cool and strong”

Service, always with flair and a smile. 🎨: @rayish.bsky.social

There’s a lot of stuff I have to focus on and get done today, so naturally I’m dedicating 95% of my brain power to thinking about gently rubbing Raichu’s tummy

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*adding locations to my setting that are purely for self-indulgent fixations* This is the Mess Factory. It is a series of machine belts & catapults that pelts anyone who walks inside with dozens of baked goods. *remembers to keep things realistic so no one catches on* It’s only open from 7AM to 7PM