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NFC put out a survey on what kinds of activities you like to do at conventions and I'm glad it's gathering the data that MATTERS

Personally I think I should be more feared

Apparently there's someone impersonating me on Instagram and DMing people asking for money. If y'all could take a second to report them, I'd appreciate it. My account over there is just duinoduck.

Doing a Pokemon Smash or Pass challenge except it’s Smash (w/ a hammer) and Smash (make out). Evert creature falls into either side of the Venn diagram. And at the very narrow overlap? That’s right. Meowscarada

Forcibly removed from the Pokemon League because I would not stop hitting on the champion’s Blaziken and they decided a fourth Full Restore being used on an audience member was “too many”

I love toons so much, y’all

I’m hopelessly obsessed with and attracted to my own OCs which is emblematic of a mental disorder defined in the DSM5 as “being a god damn genius”

🦆💭🧍‍♀️

It took a lot of schedule shifting, BUT! Thanks to a recent work email, I confirm I'll be seeing y'all at: MFF ❄️ FC (with a pit stop in Seattle)☕ and NFC 🇸🇪 After an insanely busy year, I'm VERY excited to kick off 2026 with some proper partying. 🎊

Antidepressants aren’t enough anymore. I need Pokemon to be real

receiving actually good news in the year 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcp3...

I was having a bit of a rough day, but then I remembered that I'm Duino and that no man or god can unmake me and I felt my HP bar refill in real time I literally run on humor. I could be having the worst time ever but if I can crack one joke I regenerate to full like Chainsaw Man revving the engine

stuck a powerwasher into my ear to scrape away the bad thoughts my brain is clinging to today but I also hit the part that knew how to use punctuation

So I’m just gonna go to my job again tomorrow?? Where I will once again NOT swaddle a raccoon like a newborn baby?? We need to tear the entire system down and start again

Spooky season might be over, but I'm not done with vampires just yet! #DuinoIsLive Continuing my first playthrough of Symphony of the Night! Turns out Dracula has TWO castles?? The HOA is NOT gonna be happy about this, dude Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Flipping between these drafts like I'm holding up two shirts in front of a changing room mirror

I just think the internet should be for looking at stuff you think is cool and talking about stuff you think is nice. That’s it. I wanna read about a rad lizard you saw or a fun fact you learned about mushrooms.

Don't you just hate when you meet that cute li'l redhead, but she turns out to be made of explosives? Comm for @mainmandarin.bsky.social ! Love when I get told to just wing-it sometimes, it can be a lot of fun~

The allies Duino has made while trying to be a better antagonist have a variety of experiences, styles, and philosophies for comedic villainy. But all of them have one thing in common: they're not big fans of "the direct approach." (🎨: Ranisagaz www.instagram.com/ranisagaz/)

*invading your personal space and pressing my beak against your cheek* do you wanna play cartoons

Doin a chill lil Saturday stream! #DuinoIsLive I had a big fun day out with Puffs, and I'm setting in back at home with some big waves of monsters and bigger numbers! It's HALLS OF TORMENT! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

*trying to talk to a fursuit crush* Hi! I love staring at you from across the room. You move really good. If you held my hand I might burst into flames

IT'S NULLVEMBER

It's time to celebrate Halloween 🎃 #FursuitFriday ☆

Additional TV static version!

OK one more FFXIV post for main *points* look at my child. He has a doctorate

In case anyone was wondering, FFXIV announced a new dungeon this morning where you isekai into a children’s storybook and it looks like THIS and I’m in no way normal about it we’re finally creeping toward the aesthetics of the superior MMO (Toontown Online)

I keep getting attention from what appear to be “pleasant Christian values” accounts, and yes, obviously, they’re bots. But that’s not how you blend in. I lust. You are a coconut tree in a tundra of want. If the Pope knew what I wanted to do to Foghorn Leghorn he’d start writing the Newer Testament

Fantasizing about a cute fursuiter bringing me back to their hotel room but only because I am so so sleepy and need a nap

"Making friends as an adult is so hard!!" No it isn't. You just gotta be creative

No, it’s not a contest, and how you desire to portray yourself as a talking animal is beautiful regardless of the complexity or consistency. But my fursona IS the coolest one

Thinking about making out with toons

Aw man I wish I could make it but I’m booked solid

Be nice to others!! And especially yourself!! Or I'll hit you with my special beam attack

I'll take 4 donuts please!! Am oldie, featuring the very innocent @mainmandarin.bsky.social Pic by @kipper.bsky.social

I'm streaming!! Time for another disquieting experience!! #DuinoIsLive It's INSIDE! A game I've been meaning to play for ages, and with Halloween on the horizon, now seems like a GREAT time! I'll find jokes in there somewhere!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

If you need a good deed for the day: donate cash to a food pantry. Better yet, volunteer at one. I worked a monthly shift at the one in my hometown in high school and my parents continued it themselves over a decade after. It was always busy. It's about to be busier. People ALWAYS need tomato paste.

Thanks, High Duino. This one was worth holding on to.

I ate The Weed Gummy and I feel like I’m shrinking and my bed is so big and I am so soft and I love my plush because he makes cute noises when I smooch his forehead and everything feels comfy and light. Thank you, drugs

hey check out this cool trick I learned *holds my breath* ... ... -INT -INT -INT -INT

Got commissioned to draw The Furrier from Hundreds of Beavers. Please, make yourself a favor and watch this movie!

thank you, heretical worshiper of the god of secrets in Baldur's Gate 3, for perfectly describing why I need at least seven funny talking animal OCs

“What’s this, now?” Mom scrunches up her face at my brother’s music choice. “K-pop!” “What?” “Korean pop music,” I try to help. “K-pop. Japan has J-pop, same idea.” “I don’t care if it’s L-M-N-O-P-pop. Not for me.” Dad doesn’t look up from his phone. “Z-pop.” He slumps over and fakes a loud snore.

skunks c:

As it turns out, even on an island full of cannibal psychopaths, the most insidious killer of all... is a slippery surface.

I'll show you how to score points 🏀 #FursuitFriday ☆

Hey!! It's Friday!! I'm streaming!! #DuinoIsLive I genuinely love open world survival crafting! I'm the guy they make those for! But they made for the sick & twisted and I've been too nervous to play it... until now!!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

✏️a little fanart 🥰

Not tiny. Not toony. Still invading your TV. (🎨: @lockheedskunk.bsky.social)