Friday streamtime, let's chill! #DuinoIsLive ...OK, so, I was going to stream something else, but it didn't work, and my Plan B didn't work, soooo HEY let's hang out while I play Final Fantasy 14!!!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

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Lemme spell it out for ya: Old? ✅ Hat? ✅ Old Hat? ❌ 🦨🪡: @pinali.bsky.social 🐶⚫️: @thatwittygentleman.bsky.social 🐶🪡: @thefuzzfactory.com #FursuitFriday

How am I supposed to focus on this work meeting when every thought I have is centered on being shot by the ray that makes you Something Else

I had an absolutely incredible lucid dream where I sat and talked with Loot and Melody about their lives in Leftfield but also how they felt being my adopted creations. I felt the sun on my feathers. Getting to talk to parts of me, about how they feel about being a part of me… that was astounding.

More fanart for @mainmandarin.bsky.social of his kobold character Loot - as soon as I saw this adorable lil feller, I knew I had to draw him 😺 #myart

I love having Melody in my cast because everyone once in a while I get to part this ocean of goobers like Toon Moses, and standing on the seabed is a beautiful woman who'll charm your pants off and loot the pockets for all you're worth. Can she be silly? Sure, a bit. But to her, you're the joke.

Her arrival is impossible to miss. The bubbling of tonics. The clatter of turquoise. The faint scent of copper and gunsmoke. A fluttering of eyelashes and a flash of steel. Her departure is confirmed only by a lightness in your coinpurse and a heaviness in your heart. (🎨: @srfennec.bsky.social)

A weighted blanket isn’t enough, I need to be wrapped up in an enormous tail

Surviving a filling at the dentist by dissociating and pretending all the drilling is them unscrewing the bolts that hold my human mouth in place because they’re getting ready to install a beak

A week from now I’m gonna be in Sweden… wow!! I’ve never left the US before so this is going to be a really new experience. It’s about time someone loud, vain, heavyset, and without any world experience got to get out there and show Europe what America is all about!!!!!

*NorthernLion voice* “Anvils are low-key funnier to drop on someone than safes.” You are child. You’re seven, alright? You don’t understand the ways of the world. You don’t know how to “yes, and” a slapstick bit. You’re in Looney Tunes world and you’re trying to win which is the only way to lose.

There aren’t many fursuits I have a genuine crush on, but I make up for it on the ones I do by sending messages like “I’d love to get a photo together or embrace each other for several hours and know the tranquility my ancestors fought for”

Streamtime funtime!! Let's go! #DuinoIsLive I'm a big proponent of the specific agenda that little annoying animals should be given weapons they have no business wielding. Enter: SQUIRREL WITH A GUN! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

In the wake of Discord news, I will be exploring alternative means of contact. Please look to the horizon for sentences like “do any cute elephants want to sit on me” spelled out in smoke signals

Do… do I want to pass or fail this

Watching the Super Bowl with 20 Boston-based furries was great because almost none of us gave a crap about the game itself but there was an absolute tidal wave of screams as soon as we saw Luxray

seahawks rn

Man this football game sucks. Look at my fursona

Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?

Everyone is yelling at sports so no one is gonna notice me thinking about how much I wanna kiss a cute horse

Happy football!! I hope the Seahawks mascot tackles me

I spent the past three days trying to make music for a thing and it was hard. That was so hard and I barely have anything. If you make music I think you should get a million dollars no matter what because what the hell

I beat Myst!! What a rad series of environmental puzzles and atmospheric storytelling. Unfortunately it's a game that's bad and sucks www.twitch.tv/duinoduck/cl...

It's Friday!! I got a show to do! #DuinoIsLive Once again I am being so brave and playing MYST. No puzzle will ever defeat me probably!! I will never be undone by a stupid book I hope!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

"The nice part about that trip ta Chicago was havin' someone with similar stripes ta bump heads with!" 🦨🎀: @mmmatch.es 🧵: @pinali.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

It is fully within your power also highly advisable that you get sillier

Dude roleplaying rules. It’s basically playing dolls and action figures but all the toys live in your brain. I get to take a quick break from work emails to be told I’m strapped to a mad scientist’s workbench and describe getting out of it by shoving a cork into his laser beam. This is the best

I hate emails so much. I don’t want to look at emails. I need to gently hold a goat

Meeting with the least talkative business people on Earth. “Input? Questions?” I ask for the tenth time to utter silence. I pause. “Compliments? I take compliments too.” After a beat, an extremely stoic, stone-faced man croaks. “I like your hair.” “Thank you!” I make a check mark on the audit page

Does anyone else want to hit each other with hammers (romantically)?

POV: you are me trying to figure out how to rotate text in DaVinci Resolve

Taxes?? I have to give the government MORE money?? After all the great jokes I did this year?! Every US Senator should have to send me $8000 and tell me their favorite thing about my fursona, MINIMUM

Your Honor, the defense is entirely confused. Yes I hit him with a hammer and turned him into a hockey puck, and yes, I even played him like an accordion after. But I was not “badly” performing Camptown Races! Camptown Races just sounds like that! Truly this testimony is FULL of holes

Once again I am going to bed and as I fall asleep I will be chanting the spell that makes me wake up in Toontown because eventually it WILL work

I love Scout's new Brick weapon!! It's really fun and also I hate it so much I wish I had my pistol oh my god

OK it's time to take this stream in a bold new direction: PvP. 😱 #DuinoIsLive I'm playing a bit of TF2 Classified, and depending on how hard I beef that, swapping over to Escape from Duckov! It's gonna be fun!! I hope!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

I'm still laughing about a guy in TF2 Classified last night who was getting votekicked for micspam and someone said "mods, send this guy to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria for exactly five nights." The micspam stopped and he yelled "NO-" right before getting banned. Utterly divine comedic timing.

Groundhogs are funny because it’s like someone localized a meerkat to the US

Does... does anyone want to frolic and be silly together 👉👈

Let's forget the horrors of the world for just a moment by drawing cartoons! #ArrestThePresident

more of that cartoon fox girl from a while back, her name is Flora. She's a lil rubberhose freakazoid

Bad news for Level 3 sentries: I woke up. (🎨: @bluescale.bsky.social)

Playing Team Fortess Classified on a sever with All Chat on. Someone shouts “yo why are there four Scouts running us down??” Someone on the other team, in the thickest accent ever, shouts “WELCOME TO BOSTON” We’re so infinitely back

Hey cutie! *slams your head between a pair of cymbals*

At an improv murder mystery tonight! I already found my favorite character 🪿

The internet is a magical place which connects millions of diverse, varied people and allows them to hold any kind of conversation. I am using this power to ask “do any cute cows want to use me as a throw pillow”