Our power went out because of a blizzard but it happened in the middle of a boss fight in Expedition 33 so I momentarily thought I partied a guy so good my computer exploded

Guess who got softlocked almost immediately and pivoted to PaRappa the Rapper instead!! It's me!!! (don't let me drive a car)

Hey I'm streaming!! Wow!! #DuinoIsLive I know absolutely nothing about Summit Drive other than it's a game where a bird drives a car and it makes people mad, so I'm logically concluding it's based on my life. Wow!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

🧠: oh wow I LOVE this person's character!!! I'd love to interact with them somehow... 😇: you should try to flirt with them 😈: you should tell them how badly you want to shove their head into a beehive 🦆: 🦆: do you 🦆: hey wanna see me kiss this beehive

"So what'd you get for Christmas?" "Weirder."

About to use this on every ferret and weasel friend I can find

Merry Christmas!! Unfortunately you were deemed Naughty this year, so your gift is: me!!! *jumps into your arms* Hi :3

*putting white berries in my hair so it looks like mistletoe* Merry Christmas :3c

Oh hey! Glad you could make it for dinner. Here’s your sandwich! 🥖 🥬 🍅 💣 🥖 Go ahead, eat up!

*getting mad at the world* screw this. I'm gonna be a funny little guy about it

Really extremely glad to be living a life that, upon telling people I want to explore clowning more formally, the two responses are "that makes complete sense" or "you take to it so naturally I would have already assumed you studied that formally"

It's stream time!! On the internet! Live!! #DuinoIsLive I'm back with more A Hat in Time!! There was approximately 1000% more birds in this game than I expected so I hope and expect that trend will continue, making it A Good Game Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Using my macro friends as a jungle gym and calling it a "mascot platformer"

Me: yeah so this is my fursona. He’s a talking duck who gets into trouble constantly The Cro-Magnon ancestor I traveled back in time to visit while he was painting a buffalo on a cave wall: *bites my phone in half before choking on history’s first microplastics*

*sees a raccoon doing literally anything* oh yeah. Oh HELL yes

I'm literally always saying this

*balancing a golf ball on your lips while you’re sleeping before standing on your stomach and winding up a nine-iron*

A weighted blanket isn’t enough anymore, I need a cartoon elephant to use me as a yoga mat

After a long break caused by con prep/con/post-con illness, I'm back!! Streaming!! On the internet! #DuinoIsLive I'm playing Bits & Bops! Does my superhuman comedic timing carry over to needing actual timing? ...maybe!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

Some fanart today for @mainmandarin.bsky.social of his absolutely fantastic snake oil saleswoman Melody - after seeing a friend's take on her, I just had to draw her myself; she's such a fun character! ⚗️🦊 #myart

Weird. No matter what I do, I can’t stop thinking about going on a romantic date with Slappy Squirrel from Animaniacs. Is that weird? Should I talk to a doctor?

*trying to blend in at the Warrior Cats meetup despite having never read any of the books* uh yeah my favorite is Weaselkisser

New stimulus idea: the government gives me two million dollars for being funny online Benefits: -ten thousand artists would benefit directly immediately -ten thousand pictures of my fursona who everyone loves -funny

I swear I've drawn this exact gentleman once already...

Every problem in my life not immediately solved by giving me a sword would quickly be solved by virtue of the fact I have a sword now

Hot women who could kill me easily but keep me around because they find my sense of humor charming and like how nervous I get anytime they mention 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆

I just need everyone to know that Tom Morello contributed to the final boss theme of the FFXIV sidestory about a pro wrestling league. That's real. That's a factual sentence. It's all so up my alley it's at my front door. And good news: it SHREDS www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGr...

hey man what's going o*slips on a banana peel and goes careening into a huge stack of fishbowls filled with piranhas*

The good news is, streaming worked exactly as intended, and I've played/completed a huge variety of new games this year I otherwise wouldn't have! The bad news is you can't really tell because I still play an MMO

Conducting an orientation for new people in my office remotely with a Powerpoint on one display and a Picarto stream of a dragon getting inflated on the other, cursor shaking over the "Share Screen" button as I desperately try to remember which is "Screen Two"

Fixating so purely and so intently on the idea of having webbed flippers and how it would feel to walk through the sand with them that I accidentally achieved Enlightenment and walked in on a Zoom call between Buddha and Ghandi

To all my haters, detractors, and critics: I have heard you. I have listened, and I have taken everything you've said to heart. And now that I've had time to reflect, I can safely say that you're all idiots. Your taste sucks and I rule. I'm going to get even worse just to spite you. Kick rocks

charging at a monster labeled "weight loss" while brandishing a sword labeled "fursuit performance" and a shield labeled "I want my friends to think that I'm hot"

I love being a duck who is also a skunk sometimes. I love being multiple critters stacked up in a trenchcoat. My fursona is a neighborhood. My fursona has a body of government. My fursona is seven animals but also every aspect of their lives and I love every single square inch of them. I'm great

I've been sick with con crud since Thursday (I'll get back to streaming soon, I promise!!) but in the meantime, I have -no plans -herb & dumpling soup -ginger ale -a thick blanket -the new four-hour Defunctland

oooh I get it. It's called Rhythm Doctor because it makes me feel like my sense of timing is so bad that I should go to the hospital

I have a disease where I need to look at a funny talking animal at least once every 90 minutes or I will wither and crumple to ash

Headed down to the lobby aaaaany minute now #FursuitFriday 📷: @hansfaffing.bsky.social

Installing a Duino standee that’s puckering up under the mistletoe but the beak is hooked up to a high-power air compressor so anyone who smooches because the size of Santa’s workshop

Bradley the Badger I am free to hang out Friday night. I will be available around 7. I would like to see you Friday night when I am free to hang out

I was having a blisteringly productive day and then new art of Melody happened and I have dropped everything to stare at her for several hours. She’s so cool, y’all. I am not immune to hot fox women

finished sketch c0mm for @mainmandarin.bsky.social !! so excited i got to draw one of your characters finally haha. hope u dig it!!

“I just love meeting new people” I say, hands held behind my back, one holding a gun labeled “OC Lore No One Asked About” and a much larger gun labeled “Roleplay”

Feeling like a kid in a Christmas movie except instead of looking at a BB gun and sighing wistfully I'm a 32-year-old man and I'm looking at clown shoes

So my King K. Rool cosplay for #Furfest isn't the first... In 2008, at Tekkoshocon in Pittsburgh, I wore Codex 1.0 with a K. Rool outfit. I wanted to blend in a bit more with the anime community since furries had a bad rap in the anime fandom at the time. What a difference 17 years makes!

Sprites of @mainmandarin.bsky.social 's lad. They are silly and mischievous.

All toon wolves universally have one thing in common and it’s that I’m going to kiss them

photos depicting a daily occurrence 🦆💭

Finally feeling motivated to work on the lore of the fictional city where all my characters live and all it took was the experience of being within walking distance of most of my best friends for a couple days. I simply need Cartoon Animal Proximity