URRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pov: super romantic date night with acorn

some people like having a "fulfilling career" and a "retirement plan." well, i like being a saturday morning cartoon on the internet, so i think we both know who's got better priorities here.

Whamageddon is next month and im totally expected to get Whammed right on day one

its times like right now where i regret giving acorn so much hair.

now how did this happen

acorn adoptable (whoever wins gets custody every other weekend)

he never asks before sticking his low quality bootleg audio recordings of concerts into your cassette player (also doesnt have gas money)

i should get back into blender so i can make acorn real

i didn't do a halloween drawing, so just pretend I did something REALLY scary

i started on this NFS:MW blacklist intro for acorn earlier this year but i got really lazy and never finished it. i didn't really want it to gather dust either, so here is what i had so far. maybe i'll finish it one day, but it's not likely

IM GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT *applause*

drops a piano on your oc

acorntober is almost over. get ready for acornvember

10 games to get to know me. but i added 9 more. i had to cut myself off eventually because this list would have gone on forever.

new banner check it

magic of modern file compression

the best businessman in The Zone

whoops, i modded new vegas again. there goes my productivity for the next few weeks.

let's hang out and become weaponized cringe together

get mime'd

HOT NEW FAD DRAW YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IN MY STYLE

Revenge.

unbelievable customer service.

i can't believe the AWS outage caused my $5000 Smart Bed to fold in half with me in it. definitely giving a bad review once i get free. its been 19 hours.

new economic endeavors

thats it. im getting me mallet.

NEVER STOP DRAWING NEVER STOP WRITING NEVER STOP CREATING

i couldn't decide which one is funnier so yall get both

be careful of bluesky scamming attempts. a bot tricked me into saying "let me have it" and i got pie'd. unbelievable. stay safe out there.

Pain.

calls your oc a nerd and stuffs them into a locker

streetwear

not gonna lie, the flying dutchman yelling "THE MONKEY!!!" reverberates in my mind like twenty times a day

ill draw cartoony stuff again soon i swear

HEY HEY HEY ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME CRAZY MONEY, ARE YA READY? HERE WE GO!!!

deadmans gun

what would acorns special thps trick be

Drum N' Bass Mixtape With Unreal Tournament '99 Visuals please save me

thank you for your time

i should be weirder

more acorn experimentation

you just got acorn'd

acorn if i didnt have unrestricted access to cartoons as a kid

acorn but i gave him a pair of cool leather pants and shoes

acornflation

I got kicked out.

about to impress the ladies at the bar with my wealth of knowledge about Tony Hawk's Underground 2

been playing subnautica again