Vamos muchachos, es viernes…

Warm welcome home from Tilda 🐈‍⬛ 🏠

Bluesky today be like

🎶 We’re flying in the snow, we’re flying in the snow, so many miles to go, and it’s oh so cold, you know? we’re flying in the snow 🎶 ❄️ ✈️

I am leaving Helsinki 🇫🇮

Beautiful Helsinki winter evening 🇫🇮

Shit ‘bout to get Moominated

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Today I took a tram to Temppeliaukio, an extraordinary Lutheran church built directly into solid rock 🚊 ⛪️ 🇫🇮

Finnish sauna update: this time I went in naked; everyone else naked; many were called, few chosen; no one handing out beers today 🧖 🇫🇮

First Bluesky feedback of ‘26 😊

New Year’s Day selfie in front of the roiling, not broiling, have-a-fight-spoiling Baltic, Finland 🌊 🇫🇮

Congratulations Mayor Mamdani & welcome New Yorkers to the International Socialist Caliphate! ☪️ 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

Onnellista uutta vuotta/Happy New Year everyone! Thanks for all the laughs & camaraderie on here & best wishes for 2026. Be out in the world & of it xx 🎉 🙌 🍻 🧨 🇬🇧 🇫🇮

Kaj! From Eurovision! 🇪🇺 🎙️

Tonight’s gameplan 🍻 🇫🇮

Salaryman Dinner for One 🍽️ 🍾 💼

Finnish sauna update: this time I wore shorts but everyone else was naked. Some Finnish blokes brought some beers in &, to be fair, they did offer me one 🇷🇺 🧖 🍻

‘So many serves McEnroe like ‘’Can’t be serious’’ outfits sublime provenance mysterious’ #2025fashioninreview

Midweek cucumber munch 🥒 🐈‍⬛

Long Johns deployed 🇫🇮

Met four Bluesky mutuals this year, all of them lovely, ranked here in order of daftness @marzid.bsky.social, @nhaliloglu.bsky.social, @gabrielflynn.bsky.social & @stevenpj.bsky.social #2025review

Oot & aboot in Helsinki 🇫🇮

I have arrived in Finland, brrr etc. 🇫🇮

I am going to Finland 🇫🇮

Howay Everybody, Everybody Get Dune

My Year in Wacky Bullshit #1

This was probably my favourite exhibition of the year - quality & quantity, & wondrous in its decade & movement-spanning eclecticism 🖼️ 📷

Easily the best thing I saw at the theatre this year: performances, script, set design, songs (by Will Butler, not Win - I done made a mistake), all excellent 🎭

Outstanding scran at Bubala

Out tonight lads!

New fridge magnet mounted

Lunchtime cycle, Camden 🇬🇧 🎸 🚲

Ungracious Tilda #Caturday #catsofbluesky #TildatheCat

Christmas dinner II: Electric Crackeroo 🥘 🎄

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

Me, yesterday: ‘Ooh, this looks like fun’ Me, after getting the first question about Donna Taart(!) wrong: ‘FUCK THIS SHIT!’ *turns table over*

Lunchtime cycle, Alexandra Palace 🚲

I came for the satire on Japanese society; I stayed for the hilarious convoluted yarns, redolent of The Good Soldier Švejk, told by shiftless blokes with nothing better to do. Nick Bradley’s translation feels fresh & irreverent. Highly recommended

Midweek Christmas Cucumber Inventory 🎄 🥒 🐈‍⬛

Lass uns ein Brot essen! 🍞 🇩🇪

Logging off for Xmas

As colourful and meticulously detailed as as his pictures, Wes Anderson: The Archives exhibition at The Design Museum features everything from on-set polaroids, storyboards, puppets and costumes from the singular director’s career #WesAnderson #TheDesignMuseum

I have been shopping in That London’s London 🛍️ 🇬🇧

*Still* at work 😔

Bill Nighy, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Ryan Gosling, Anthony Hopkins

‘Clever girl’