you can’t be doing this on just a Bronze

lmao get his ass

ah! well. nevertheless,

Wes Streeting and Eluned Morgan have absolutely done one on Anas Sarwar lmao

the concept of a ‘Hail Mary’ pass in American football saves US politicians from making a lot of tortured sports metaphors

Anas Sarwar should resign for being shit

please, my straws, they’re very clutched

The thing about Anas Sarwar is that he's been very high profile in Scottish politics for about 14 years and the electorate just doesn't like him that much.

i think, if anything, the wagon-circling it’s inspiring will shore up Starmer’s position in the short-term

i'm counting how many times he can say Scotland in a sentence and then seeing if he can beat that record

God he still managed to make that dull

Imagine if Starmer goes before the by-election they blocked Burnham from standing in so he couldn’t challenge Starmer even happens

"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man

can’t believe i’m excited to tune into an Anas Sarwar press conference

they’re calling it the most immediately effective political poster of all time

if i were a journalist at Anas Sarwar’s press conference I’d be so tempted to ignore his call for Starmer to resign and just ask him about Scotland hosting an NFL game

sources close to Keir Starmer tell me that Keir Starmer is ‘moisturised’, ‘in his lane’ and ‘thriving’

McSweeney worship is funny because what people are claiming his achievements were (Starmer winning the leadership in 2020 and Labour winning the election in 2024) would have taken an all-time fumble to lose. What they really want to say is that they love him because he was a relentless left-crusher.

the Scottish Greens called dibs on all the good football-related campaigns this year so Scottish Labour are having to make do with the NFL

Average person angry about this: "Morgan who?"

Lmao Starmer has to think for himself now

it’s extremely obvious to me that they’ve timed the FWS case against the Scottish Government’s trans prisoners policy with the run up to the election because there was a dip in the SNP’s polling numbers around the Isla Bryson case* and they’re trying to make it happen again before May

Per @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk: 'Reform has gobbled up a large chunk of the right-leaning youth, this is reallocation within an already shrinking bloc [...] rather than a far-right surge, the youth vote in the UK shows a remarkable opposite trend: a surge of progressive voting, including among young men'

sources close to Keir Starmer tell me when you’re being mean to Keir Starmer this is who you’re being mean to

come on man

questions like why were you friends with this paedophile and not a more powerful and influential one

please think of the top 5 wildest ways you could imagine a campaign advert spending its final 2 seconds, and then watch this to see if you're anywhere close

it’s really funny how Labour figures were lining up to get these kinds of photographs taken

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Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government. Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’ I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.

every so often Labour MPs get the wrongheaded idea that if they elect a former soldier as their leader it will make them popular with the poppy-shagging brigade

the very fact that you call them ‘nip nops’ tells me you’re not ready

do you think if we started a campaign to get trans people listed status we could get @paulsweeney.bsky.social to care about them again like he did 3 years ago

it’s not impossible that Morgan McSweeney pushed for Peter Mandelson to be the Ambassador to the USA specifically because people on the left hate him, and ignored his links to Jeffrey Epstein because people on the left are the ones who constantly bring them up whenever he’s mentioned

The Starmer government is a fatal combination of being inept in the face of external crises while also creating endless internal crises

Epstein wasn’t a “bad apple” He didn’t “slip through the cracks” He was the logical outcome of systems designed to protect rich, powerful men & discipline the rest. Prisons didn’t stop him. Policing didn’t stop him. The state didn’t stop him. He was protected & enabled by institutions of power. 1/n

I’ll have been in country for ten years in August, & should have been eligible for ILR, then citizenship the day after we get married in November. I have paid in the range of £15k in visa fees since arriving, and have been in work nonstop, paying tax. This fascist dumbass is stealing that.

will be wild if the Epstein files end the career of Keir Starmer and not any of the people actually in them

while Carly Rae Jepsen is releasing previously unheard songs can we have the one she recorded with Chad Kroeger

see, this is what makes The Thick Of It so great, the realism of it all. you can’t craft an authentic portrait of the inner workings of british politics without getting a paedophile involved at some point

why is he wearing a child’s tie

I understand that the jury in the Filton trial have refused to convict any of the defendants of any crime, despite some of them admitting in court that they smashed up Israeli-made drones. Heroes all.

This should really be a resigning matter for Starmer, not just McSweeney (working with the best friend of a notorious convicted paedophile to block left-wing Labour candidates)

the Labour Right hates the Left more than they hate paedophiles

Wes Streeting was 15 when Mandelson first resigned, he was 18 the second time, and is now 43.

I’d like to see ol’ Keiry Starmer wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

I have written to the First Minister to seek clarity on the Government’s position on Rosebank oil field. For years, the SNP said that Rosebank had no place in Scotland. Clarity has been replaced by silence. We should not be complicit in climate breakdown or the displacement of Palestinian people.