i’m extremely happy that Heated Rivalry is good-good and not just ‘grateful for any scraps of representation’-good

do people know that the extremely popular suffix ‘-slop’ is derived from the 4chan term ‘goyslop’ (as in fast food or mass media meant to placate the masses to stop them rising up against the Jewish cabal they believe secretly controls the world)

this article says ‘i told you so’ a lot less than i would

This stuff needs to be challenged as a violation of the human rights act. It's absolutely indecent in terms of destroying children's rights to express themselves.

Monica Lennon being fully team Anas Sarwar after his pledge to segregate trans women really highlights that there simply are no good Labour politicians

Anyone who had genuine concerns about youth gender medicine would staunchly and wholeheartedly support social transition. Let kids explore their identities to see what works for them! The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.

we have a pro-child abuse government

‘1917 edition’ is so funny

it’s very funny for a supporter of the Supreme Court decision in FWS to compare it to an arbitrary decision on the definition of a term that runs completely counter to how that term is used in practice that was the result of a well-funded lobbying operation

the idea that you can measure something as complex as ‘the economy’ in fractions of a percent always makes me laugh

being pals with a convicted paedophile doesn’t come up in Labour’s vetting procedures but liking a tweet from Nicola Sturgeon saying she’s recovered from the coronavirus does

motorist is to car ownership what gamer is to playing video games

Americans think that Keir Starmer is on the brink of resignation because of the Epstein files and don’t even know that’s not even the only paedophile linked to high profile government appointees

the 100% Unofficial Taylor Swift Annual 2026 applies a more critical lens to Taylor Swift than the Daily Record’s political editor applies to Anas Sarwar

the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection

this is basically how they figured out Hugo was a Traitor in like episode 3

this is a Futurama bit

you can’t be doing this on just a Bronze

lmao get his ass

ah! well. nevertheless,

Wes Streeting and Eluned Morgan have absolutely done one on Anas Sarwar lmao

the concept of a ‘Hail Mary’ pass in American football saves US politicians from making a lot of tortured sports metaphors

Anas Sarwar should resign for being shit

please, my straws, they’re very clutched

The thing about Anas Sarwar is that he's been very high profile in Scottish politics for about 14 years and the electorate just doesn't like him that much.

i think, if anything, the wagon-circling it’s inspiring will shore up Starmer’s position in the short-term

i'm counting how many times he can say Scotland in a sentence and then seeing if he can beat that record

God he still managed to make that dull

Imagine if Starmer goes before the by-election they blocked Burnham from standing in so he couldn’t challenge Starmer even happens

"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man

can’t believe i’m excited to tune into an Anas Sarwar press conference

they’re calling it the most immediately effective political poster of all time

if i were a journalist at Anas Sarwar’s press conference I’d be so tempted to ignore his call for Starmer to resign and just ask him about Scotland hosting an NFL game

sources close to Keir Starmer tell me that Keir Starmer is ‘moisturised’, ‘in his lane’ and ‘thriving’

McSweeney worship is funny because what people are claiming his achievements were (Starmer winning the leadership in 2020 and Labour winning the election in 2024) would have taken an all-time fumble to lose. What they really want to say is that they love him because he was a relentless left-crusher.

the Scottish Greens called dibs on all the good football-related campaigns this year so Scottish Labour are having to make do with the NFL

Average person angry about this: "Morgan who?"

Lmao Starmer has to think for himself now

it’s extremely obvious to me that they’ve timed the FWS case against the Scottish Government’s trans prisoners policy with the run up to the election because there was a dip in the SNP’s polling numbers around the Isla Bryson case* and they’re trying to make it happen again before May

Per @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk: 'Reform has gobbled up a large chunk of the right-leaning youth, this is reallocation within an already shrinking bloc [...] rather than a far-right surge, the youth vote in the UK shows a remarkable opposite trend: a surge of progressive voting, including among young men'

sources close to Keir Starmer tell me when you’re being mean to Keir Starmer this is who you’re being mean to

come on man

questions like why were you friends with this paedophile and not a more powerful and influential one

please think of the top 5 wildest ways you could imagine a campaign advert spending its final 2 seconds, and then watch this to see if you're anywhere close

it’s really funny how Labour figures were lining up to get these kinds of photographs taken

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Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government. Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’ I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.

every so often Labour MPs get the wrongheaded idea that if they elect a former soldier as their leader it will make them popular with the poppy-shagging brigade

the very fact that you call them ‘nip nops’ tells me you’re not ready