Ash
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he / him 🏳️🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | please do not embarrass me in the replies
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also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts: i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter it's called having range, darling
over 1 year ago
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tom, friend of eggbug
about 6 hours ago
my dick wide like a ps3
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the Al Carns 2026 leadership challenge was a sociological experiment conducted by the University of Birmingham. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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about 7 hours ago
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if I were an oceanographer I'd call my academic journal Current Events
about 8 hours ago
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I should call them
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about 8 hours ago
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tonight's viewing
about 9 hours ago
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have they considered just building in straight lines rather than spirals
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about 9 hours ago
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Haus of Decline
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you can just cook different types of pasta together in the same pot btw. The Italians can't stop you
about 10 hours ago
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You Smoke Too Mid. Your Swag Too Mid. Your Bitch Is Too Mid. You're Just Mid.
about 11 hours ago
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I should call him etc.
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about 12 hours ago
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I'll be honest kitten, I don't know if Daddy has another round of food discourse in him
about 14 hours ago
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think the banter outcome would be Labour choosing some random local Makerfield candidate over Burnham tbh, who then goes onto win anyway and becomes PM
about 16 hours ago
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Tom Roberts
about 17 hours ago
I genuinely don't think the right has noticed the degree to which it has radicalised.
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oh Sam Bowman is revealing himself to be horrendously rightwing? I am shocked, shocked to hear this, who could have seen this coming, etc.
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about 17 hours ago
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Luna’s cat form (human form)
21 days ago
reject modernity, embrace tradition (1926 foot fetish yuri french hentai)
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Eize Basa
about 1 year ago
I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.
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everything else aside this is genuinely a Lisa Simpson song right
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1 day ago
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Nick Portnell
1 day ago
Well shake it up baby now (shake it up baby)
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Yuriy Akopov
1 day ago
Having met your long term partner before the app is the Millenials' equivalent of Boomers buying a house at 23.
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might start claiming that wonk is a slur
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Jack Tindale
1 day ago
oh so they are just working backwards through the acronym, lots of very intelligent people said this wouldnt happen
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no I don't have the sunday scaries because I'm not a child, I just want to kms
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Topher
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
1 day ago
The two types of anime fan are “As a rightist, I adore Gayqueer McTransmarx, a character I believe embodies conservative values,“ and “As a leftist, I’m a big fan of Hitlerhito Tokyonazi’s ’Manchuria Deserved It’ franchise.”
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Daniel Suitor
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do you think there's a lot of competition for the Bristol Stool Scale? lots of gastroenterologists arguing about the merits of the Luxton-Oberla Stool Chart, the American Faecal Standards, and of course the Neo-Bristol Stool Scale
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my wife periodically reminds me that Vod from Fresh Meat is married to Tom Hiddleston and it gives me psychic damage every time
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what if somebody brought me latkes and a garlic dip so garlicky that it offends decent people
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journeyman folklorist
1 day ago
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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beetle moses
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me to my cat: although of course, you always end up becoming yourself my cat: meow me: well quite
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Mollie Goodfellow
1 day ago
No The Very Hungry Caterpillar in that 100 Best Novels list mind you
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birth rates are declining: I sleep there's a MILF shortage: real shit
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think there could genuinely be an interesting comparison of Euphoria and Rivals about how to use nudity and sex in TV shows because Sam Levinson manages to make the sex in season 3 of Euphoria both offensive and boring
1 day ago
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the lower birth-rate is actually just because I got a vasectomy, I'm sorry guys :(
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Chaminda Jayanetti
1 day ago
Why does this talk about PIP like it's an out of work benefit that penalises people if they demonstrate their ability to work? PIP is available to people in paid work, and while most claimants are out of work, many do use it to help themselves remain in paid work
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Haus of Decline
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Richard Smyth
1 day ago
A favourite new BSky subgenre is "trying incredibly hard to enjoy the British SNL".
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LGBT stands for Labour, Greens, Bisexuals, and Tories
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Labour love Manchester but would never vote for a Womanchester
1 day ago
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Andy Burnham would write a Manichesto
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Chris Boyd
1 day ago
i think i broke the test
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the problem with dating apps is that with the bios and information, you can't open with a/s/l? anymore smdh
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Ed Morrish
1 day ago
Great shout! If you’re down for being my bodyguard then I can definitely be your long-lost pal. And if it’s something you’d like, I can call you Betty? I’m happy to keep things loose and casual so, “Betty”, when you call me, if you’d like, you can call me AI.
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i would like to add a third axis to all political compasses which is basically "optimistic" or "pessimistic" because knowing if your beliefs are driven by "there is a brighter future!" vs "i just hate everything" is quite helpful to me personally
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this is as right-wing as you can be on bluesky
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Byron C Clark
2 days ago
Icon behaviour tbh
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guys I think I'm doing something wrong my compass doesn't look like any of yours
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do you think during a debate Socrates ever dropped a "socradeez nuts"
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