not me going gentle into that goodnight 😂😂🤣🤣

daily routine

Tom Harwood being an utterly idiotic rightwing fool? likely place for him to be etc.

i'll be honest i'd forgive Chappell Roan just about anything anyway

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

they really should bring back Mad Men but just let it follow Roger around dealing with his employees

i love the sluts

Who muscles the muscle mummy

tapping the sign

thank god, we can once again stan the voice of her generation and her genuinely incredible music and her red hair and big nose 💖

Fuck can you believe that the 2008 US Presidential Election was THIS year?!?!?!

also the Friends episode where they're all (failing to) get ready for Ross' speech is actually just what it looks like inside my ADHD mind - Ross as my executive function trying to corral a bunch of fucking slackers

"women discuss girth?!" Friends was occasionally spot on social commentary tbf

I'll tell you what Stafford Beer would have had a fucking great time with AI and I bet he'd have been an all-time poster

finding out a guy is divorced never has great vibes but for women it just feels chic and kinda sexy

forget citizenship, the worst punishment would be revoking posting privileges

oh so apparently public ownership isn't doing kink outdoors, my bad, re-reading Marx again

i think i've only ever used my oven on either 200 (jack of all trades temperature, suitable for anything under an hour) or 180 (for slower roasting) might as well not have the other temperatures

oh also little tip to basically everyone; spend like 2-3 hours watching youtube videos on how to actually give a nice basic massage (or take a class)

last of the Christmas beef sandwiches today, packed out with some incredible local blue cheese and caramelised onions

nothing you could be doing with those attribute points is better than a maxed primary attack stat

By way of context the annual USAID budget was $23 billion.

sometimes you just have to hold your cat up in front of a mirror and say “dats u” to remind them that they’re real

Is there a "the best person you know just made a fucking awful point, just a truly dogshit take" meme? because my wife just said she didn't care for blue cheese

people who use AI to give them affirmations and hold them to account, have you considered getting a Dom

Dune Bigelow: Male Gigolo

love reading about the silver price surge and how it all basically comes back to US instability, AI, and crypto

guy who thinks "gotta hand it to them" means giving someone a handjob

fuck he finally ascended to Level Six Laser Lotus

That's probably the longest he's gone without insulting anybody in his adult life.

oversharing? is that some kind of swinger orgy??

You guys sent a poet? Ffs these are aliens we need scientists

sending this to my wife with "see, getting two more kittens is totally reasonable..."

We basically already have the ability to revoke citizenship; it's called life imprisonment! That is fundamentally the way that we say to someone "You are no longer fit to engage in our society", and requires an extremely high-level of criminality (and associated levels of proof)

The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

calling it Sauron is obviously vice-signalling to Palantir-loving freaks but it's also very funny because Sauron, pretty famously, kind of missed the actual threat and his "home" was utterly destroyed?

btw if you've not seen it... fucking hell, it looks like the fucking 4chan meme

i know it's an overplayed thought but my god book covers nowadays are so fucking ugly, can't we have book covers as art in their own right again??

whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

the Rachel and Ross kiss walked so the Nick and Jess kiss could run

nooo don't log off babe ur so sexyyy haha

also think we simply weren't mean enough to people who like anime and grown adults who love children's movies

can somebody explain to me why speaker fees are so insanely high, is it a real Veblen Good type situation? or just that people negotiate down to $5-10k and feel good? or the odd insane organisation *might* cough up $50k and hooking one whale is easier than 10 small orgs who will pay $5k?

As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have. (6'1 btw)

if you're looking for someone who is a once-in-a-generation beauty, sex symbol, and *doesn't* hold racist and homophobic views I'm literally right here