Ash
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he / him 🏳️🌈⛓️🍉⬆️economist | researcher | nsfw | please do not embarrass me in the replies
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also your regular warning for anyone who follows me because of my stunningly witty political-ish posts: i am largely just a horny shitposter / shit hornyposter it's called having range, darling
about 1 year ago
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The Space Pope
about 8 hours ago
I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.
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me playing Europa Universalis V:
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about 4 hours ago
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"the opinions I have, for money" springs to mind
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about 4 hours ago
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morning everyone
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about 4 hours ago
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y'all forgot about Artemis I so quickly 😞
about 4 hours ago
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☀️ Starshine
about 13 hours ago
This Artemis II mission got me thinking how the art i miss most is me and you
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if your megachurch doesn't have a golden ruby-encrusted crozier that is believed to have trapped the soul of Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub, what's the point
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about 4 hours ago
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successful entry and re-entry last night lads also there was a NASA rocket launch apparently
about 4 hours ago
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oh lord he coming
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about 4 hours ago
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mtsw
about 6 hours ago
Think about this one like once every 45 minutes
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i shouldn't know the names of the US supreme court justices. why the fuck do I need to know who sotomayor is
about 15 hours ago
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telling me that my cat won't improve his behaviour because he can't understand what I'm saying? that's just the racism of lowered expectations I'm afraid
about 16 hours ago
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this is primo bait, just exquisitely crafted, will be stealing the "it's actually Sir Keir" bit
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about 16 hours ago
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I wouldn't visit the moon because I wouldn't want to step on yet another night owl queen without her permission
about 16 hours ago
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thinking about famke janssen
about 18 hours ago
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at this point I don't know what a condo is and I'm too afraid to ask
about 18 hours ago
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i'm just holding it down like a wholesome quirk chungus and you hate me
about 18 hours ago
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this made me want to kms
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about 21 hours ago
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Tara
about 23 hours ago
This is never not funny
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
1 day ago
"why call it polyamory when you could call it cummunism"
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think on the back of this the most insane things are people posting retirement stuff on LinkedIn, when I retire my entire account will selfdestruct and I'll never open that site ever again
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1 day ago
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must admit it is very Spursy to get a new "world-class" manager and that manager to be an utter toxic prick that nobody wants
1 day ago
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until someone builds a bigger rentseeker
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Estate agents accuse Rightmove of charging excessive fees
The online listing portal is now being pursued in a class action, launched on behalf of potentially hundreds of estate agents.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0yle5rrp8o
1 day ago
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oh it was just an April Fools' joke huh? or as I call them, cruel lies
1 day ago
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Ya Girl, Chimerelda E. Error
1 day ago
I think I can win this vote without even having to lean on my "would" bloc
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J. L. Westover
2 days ago
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remember to ask out your crushes this morning and then simply go haha just an april fools as you sob if they say no
1 day ago
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I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the fools and foolers, on this special date,
1 day ago
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Slurms MacKenzie
1 day ago
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love how this is turning into a real midcentury type scandal, just needs to add in a disgraced Lord and a defrocked priest
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1 day ago
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my pornstar name would be Beef Strokinoff
1 day ago
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LIMINAL SPACE: THE MOVIE
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1 day ago
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of course the April Fools' tradition began when Jesus jumped out of the tomb and was like psych, fooled you guys!!
1 day ago
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the cute racoon coin pushing roguelike has released, it's like the amusements at the seaside. except y'know, with racoons
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Save 18% on RACCOIN: Coin Pusher Roguelike on Steam
A coin-pushing dopamine machine. RACCOIN is a roguelike deckbuilder where you combine special coins with powerful items to trigger wildly satisfying combos. Stack shiny towers, spin the lucky wheel, a...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/RACCOIN_Coin_Pusher_Roguelike/
1 day ago
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oh excellent you put knafeh in this dessert? i really wanted it to just be fucking ruined, thank you
1 day ago
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November Kelly
2 days ago
going Lindt Master Chocolatier mode on the pussy
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me trying to spice up my weeknight meals with some chorizo and kielbasas:
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1 day ago
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"simples" has done untold damage to the minds of facebook and daily mail commenters the world over
2 days ago
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November Kelly
2 days ago
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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New term for the dearth of good Tops has dropped:
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2 days ago
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such a crime when actually he should just be reduced to prime DILF
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2 days ago
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I have to do an extremely cringey LinkedIn post today as part of a corporate / big professional news thing, please remember me as I am (cool and sexy and not cringe)
2 days ago
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what this implies of course is that economics is solved and the economy is going great,,
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2 days ago
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finally gotten my niece into Adventure Time 😏😏😏
2 days ago
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the 'hard sci-fi' authors are never beating the allegations
2 days ago
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Jonn Elledge
3 days ago
[The ghost of Salieri] And am I remembered? [Living human] Oh, yes [Salieri] And am I mentioned in the same breath as Mozart? [human] Look you might want to sit down for this
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we regret to inform you that SNL UK is now bad 😔
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2 days ago
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cracking tits Gromit
3 days ago
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please don't put in the Spectator that I got mad.
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3 days ago
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Tom Roberts
3 days ago
People criticise the Guardian but you just can't get this calibre of analysis from most papers.
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