I don't dress for the female gaze

damn they're publishing your erotica oh fesshole now

Some of you bitches

Jurgen Klopp? The Expedia guy???

me to your feelings babe x

Some of you are gonna love this

feels unfair that just going under shade doesn't like, reset the sunburn timer

Feeling sorry for all those who actually are unwell today/tonight and can't make it to school/work tomorrow.

if this happened I would get to use my 'We're at REF-CON 1!' pun, so who is to say if this is good or bad

if they made it nowadays it'd be called Some MILFs Do 'Av 'Em

Every Sith Lord is a policy failure

consider this, if you will: a fat ass in a tiny bikini

I see that Chris Mason has expanded into writing about football too

Everything at BISH is free and always will be, but I can only pay my bills through your kind and generous support. Buying this ebook, or supporting the Patreon, will do just that. AND you get a resource which you can give to young people in your life, or keep for yourself, as a thank you.

bottoms will literally bring you here and say ‘tell me to sit anywhere’

can't believe @stuartcb.bsky.social just fully drew me for the model on the right (gotn is correct as always)

A sweet translator’s note on Emily Wilson’s translation of The Odyssey.

is she hot or does she just have a big nose

I've been inside a fair few Greggs *someone whispers in my ear* what do you mean it's a bakery chain

Men’s arguments on here will literally be like: ‘I think you’ll find the Aztecs don’t fit the TECHNICAL definition of an agrarian society’ and then have a blood feud for all time. Months later when said enemy pops up again, they’ll whip out their screenshots as proof they were ‘a wrongun’

the mandatory one good SNL sketch per decade

me today

I love to be on or around my computer

does feel weird to know I'll almost certainly never buy another console? maybe nintendo if my wife wants one i was already shifting to PC and most of my favourite games aren't even first/good on consoles (StS, Balatro, etc.) but still, feels weird that they aren't even trying to attract me

turns out by big naturals we just meant non-AI generated images smdh

I-

just some recent Manny Jacinto pics, in case you needed to bite your own arm off today

this one is def real btw x

the Norway fan video and (presumably) the pic was AI and I have now deleted, my apologies to the pervert community at this time x this is a filth account (complimentary) not a filth account (derogatory)

1 save already, you horny horny animals (complimentary)

guy who thinks posting ass means posting badly

can't believe Sam would kinkshame me like this

what if by big naturals summer, we simply meant a fat ass? much to consider, thank you for your attention to this matter

for your consideration, Andrew Garfield is in his 1970s Kris Kristofferson era

send...big...naturals...in...tiny...bikini...

timothy snyder: do not obey in advance! my very well-prepared sub: wow fuck me I guess

you either die a prude or live long enough to see yourself become a pervert

Coming soon from @filthyloot.bsky.social 9 stories collected from 2020-2025.

Apollo: I give you the gift of foresight Me: Nice Apollo: BUT! Your curse is that no one will ever believe you Me (already buying lottery tickets): Ok brother

once again just pre-empting this one is not me

many of my friends

The reviews are in

girl who says "yay! yippee!!!!" when flirting and sexting

well done, Laura Mulvey is crying

i dislike the 'my subs are unionising' post because it implies my subs have any rights at all :/

Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you

I’ll take “extremely niche groups you did not expect to see on a pride march but makes sense when you think about it” for 10, please