I would love to be exported to CSV

watching Anora (2024), respectfully of course

the worst guy you know is thrilled

bro last night was a nuanced and introspective sophomoric album from a band finally ready to step into maturity

looking forward to the next poll about if people want to visit the Moon with 70% giving their reason for saying No as "don't want to deal with Microsoft Outlook"

you're more than handsome baby... you're handmany

excellent name and bit but also yeah, the moon being in your sights isn't special, I see it most nights

Poor guy, I didn’t realise he knew a woman. Feel bad for thinking he was just a rape-apologist cunt

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

lol. Lmao even

think it's important to remember, as the sun comes out, that men with just a moustache are the devil's temptation and to avoid them always

does feel like you could probably do a better job of being the Electoral Commission with as broad a rule as "no using the same words as another party name", with the exception for adjectives like independent, national/regional, and ofc to/for/etc.

accept no substitutes

BREAKING: Andrew Milne has been arrested. A spokesperson for South Yorkshire Police told The Tribune: "Detectives investigating allegations linked to the purchase and sale of freeholds in Sheffield have arrested a man on suspicion of fraud and blackmail."

one thing that is difficult but crucial to learn is that being well read is not the same as being smart

asking what everyone's favourite Bluesky post is and immediately getting told to shut the fuck up

I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.

me playing Europa Universalis V:

"the opinions I have, for money" springs to mind

morning everyone

y'all forgot about Artemis I so quickly 😞

This Artemis II mission got me thinking how the art i miss most is me and you

if your megachurch doesn't have a golden ruby-encrusted crozier that is believed to have trapped the soul of Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub, what's the point

successful entry and re-entry last night lads also there was a NASA rocket launch apparently

oh lord he coming

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

i shouldn't know the names of the US supreme court justices. why the fuck do I need to know who sotomayor is

telling me that my cat won't improve his behaviour because he can't understand what I'm saying? that's just the racism of lowered expectations I'm afraid

this is primo bait, just exquisitely crafted, will be stealing the "it's actually Sir Keir" bit

I wouldn't visit the moon because I wouldn't want to step on yet another night owl queen without her permission

thinking about famke janssen

at this point I don't know what a condo is and I'm too afraid to ask

i'm just holding it down like a wholesome quirk chungus and you hate me

this made me want to kms

This is never not funny

"why call it polyamory when you could call it cummunism"

think on the back of this the most insane things are people posting retirement stuff on LinkedIn, when I retire my entire account will selfdestruct and I'll never open that site ever again

must admit it is very Spursy to get a new "world-class" manager and that manager to be an utter toxic prick that nobody wants

until someone builds a bigger rentseeker

oh it was just an April Fools' joke huh? or as I call them, cruel lies

I think I can win this vote without even having to lean on my "would" bloc

remember to ask out your crushes this morning and then simply go haha just an april fools as you sob if they say no

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the fools and foolers, on this special date,

love how this is turning into a real midcentury type scandal, just needs to add in a disgraced Lord and a defrocked priest

my pornstar name would be Beef Strokinoff

LIMINAL SPACE: THE MOVIE