I have surprisingly small hands for a guy my size, which some might say is a pretty big debuff on attractiveness, but thankfully just makes fisting a lot easier

guys listen I thought Inside was great during lockdown too, but I'm just not sure Bo Burnham has what it takes to lead this country

I see the New York Times front page has found a way to say "summertime is almost here and we're forecasting more gender!"

"Gaza is now full of aid, which is why we have blockade it" really should be the sort of position that makes you second guess yourself.

damn girl you're so thick I'm benched up right now

I think an underrated part of Starmer's terrible suitability for PM is that he appears to only know about three people and all of them are pieces of shit

actually only very sexy people add "no worries if not!!!!" to the end of every email

logging on for my second day of work as the Department for Education's social media content lead, taking a big sip of coffee etc

why aren't Jensen Button and Sir Lewis Hamilton in a government-backed campaign advert talking about how fuel prices are going up in very simple and clear terms, and what that means?

TWUTAB has been on an extended hiatus, perhaps even a death… BUT SHE’S BACK and with GOOD REASON. open.substack.com/pub/twutab/p...

Is it morally defensible? No. But is it a coherent response to a difficult situation? No. Ah, but is it effective in bringing down fuel prices? Ha, you're not going to believe this...

Olga Tokarczuk has issued a statement about her recent AI comments (they were translated by Antonia Lloyd-Jones and sent via her US publisher, Riverhead)

*during sex Do you have a favourite Hobbit?

this is such stuff as dreams are gooned on

may I just say to my Arsenal fan followers; congratulations and go fuck yourselves

excellent new video just dropped, really great potential IMHO, could take almost any two shots from it and create a beautiful and meaningful meme

LET ME IN

It is essentially the responsibility of no one alive to know who's in charge of Wired. That in your enormous self-regard you expect otherwise is incredibly weird and off putting.

is it...is it the interviewee's job to know who the interviewer is? like isn't it normally the other way around why would he know who the "global editorial director" is at the 48th most popular magazine in the US. is he also expected to know the editor of Ducks Unlimited, which is 47th?

the fuck it will

I am shocked, shocked that Sigrid Rausing would be squander her credibility given her many many years of buying companies with her grandfather's money and then giving herself fake jobs at those companies, like she has as Editor of Granta

little hats for dogs

your bf:

hearing that Sheridan Smith will be playing the concept of points deduction in the three-part ITV dramatisation of Spygate

My friends, we have found our new Bond

think I might be amongst the most prolific users of 'etc.' in the whole world

do not dirk gently into that good night

"versatile and smooth" being a not uncommon grindr bio btw

Southampton fans outside Wembley on Saturday

me looking at my wife's last double-chocolate cookie after she's gone out and I already promised her I definitely would not eat it

can't wait for Man City to be disqualified from their next 115 games

guys I've come up with a great name for the Southampton spy story: SouthGate

Spying on other club training is VERY funny, it’s very Plankton trying to get the Krabby Patty secret formula

no I was saying *memes* tested benefits. like we give you a quiz on your knowledge of internet culture and if you score too high, we take away your food

absolute fucking scenes lmao

sobbing as I repeat that the internet wasn't really that good in like 1999-2009 or whatever, you were just 10-20 years old and it was new

i bet people in greater manchester are fucking fuming, trying to get their cistern fixed and all their fucking plumbers are too busy running to be MPs

my reaction as a CS lifer when people are posting about pensions

oh you decided to get together only after you found out he was hung? sorry love but thats post hog reasoning

Not the type of kink inflation you usually think about

have we thought about just giving everyone jetpacks instead of HS2

I do like the implication that all non-Americans are inherently communist, it's a good bit

there's some parliamentary traditions and conventions I can sort of understand, like calling people liars or vulgarity more generally, I can see the logic of attempting to keep things civil But this sort of shit is just baffling and (to me) feels utterly pointless

the porpoise of a system is what it does - Seastems Thinking

Why would I need a pension when I have bitcoin

Human capital? Er yeah most are built by humans, not sure about Paris tbh

what about on Gmail?

romans conquering greek city states: