Read some Steam reviews. Remembered why I don't read Steam reviews and hate nearly everybody who posts Steam reviews. Happy Saturday everyone!

PRINT "What is your name, my child?" INPUT "...(Enter Your Name)...", sucker$ PRINT "hello, "; sucker$; ", give me all your money."

Who'd have thought the same people Fighting for the Rights to Your Party would also engage in Sabotage?

Email of the day "You'll love our new Brussels hotel!" Er, did you consult any English people when doing the branding? "No, why?" Oh, no reason...

If you want an idea about just how badly this whole thing has been fucked, the only people who care about this are people who are fighting over organising it because virtually all of their ground level support base is talking up The Greens.

two splits and a book before the party formally exists is sensational going, you have to say

Oh god, they're awake and banging on about the moderation again. At least it's not spices or teeth.

If you've never played the games, there's an amazing (and mad) story being told so I highly recommend checking this out.

Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective youtu.be/RRh3r_AhUw0

Every single person who danced along to No Good (Start The Dance) with a couple of Mitsis now has Ibuprofen within easy reach at all times.

Does this count as Hate Speech? Under the benevolent 'Democratic' rule of Father Of His People Generalisimo Leftback it would be.

fuck it, lunch

At the

The nonsense 'body battery' score my phone comes up with had me on 36% charge, which seems optimistic.

Not now, LabourList. #ThePolitics

this is the most damning indictment and jeremy hunt was a real bellend

When you're avoiding a deeply scarring loss of public trust, specifically relating to keeping your promises...

An impressive level of incompetence to manage this on the same day as Doctors strike begins.

Evergreen Friday greeting.

That's this week's double-take moment sorted, then.

Ey up @chinnyvision.bsky.social , you were spot on that the BBC would raise Botney from the grave and give him life through arcane arts before they even considered a woman for the DG job.

This is all up to you @andraswf.bsky.social

I'm sorry, I'm still on this because I love FO4 (and also my throat is really painful which is a sign that I'm going to be horribly ill tomorrow) but a proper FO4 10 year anniversary would have, at the very least, FIXED THE COMBAT ZONE. Maybe even implemented Easy City Downs properly as a treat.

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Let's face it, this was bound to happen. It's the washing basket in the back of shot which ratchets up the authenticity... www.thenewworld.co.uk/rats-in-a-sa...

Back on my looking very angrily at Bethesda bus: Many A True Nerd is one of the biggest advocates for Fallout content. He's currently doing a YOLO melee run series for FO:NV having just completed a >1 year modded FO4 series. So if HE says it's bad - it's bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnVR...

Not convinced by this 'journalists tricked by imposters' story, because any imposter's first and easiest target would surely be Peston.

Knowledge transfer with my new assistant isn't going well, she seems more interested in licking her nipples than the software deployment process.

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If you have not rented anything in the last few years, how much do you think it costs to rent a 1 bedroom flat? Now look it up. I'd be willing to guess you are anything from 30% to 100% out.

you may not like it but this is what positive masculinity looks like

White Dwarf begs to differ

what's even worse is if you know how that cyber attack(tm) went down. Put it this way, the person doing it didn't even know what they were doing.

The last 2.5 years of Bluesky were a steady build up to "criticism of Jeffrey Epstein's writing ability is ableist." Congrats everyone, we did it.

Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.

“That’s it Martin. Like an utter psychopath.”

I take it all back.

One of the oft forgotten upsides if universalism is it gives politically engaged high earners a stake in the outcome of policy choices that affect everyone. See: political pressure to uprate child benefit/keep up with inflation falling off a cliff as soon as osbourne took it away from higher earners

One of the biggest problems with the "means testing of everything" is it pushes the UK into the same zone as American attitudes towards public transit funding "services for the poor tend to be poor services" You may not like it, but people like to see they get something back from the state

it's always "male loneliness epidemic" but when we see just a bunch of dudes keeping in touch...

God forbid men have hobbies

Morning all. Another day at the science mines beckons. Dig deep because tomorrow is Friday. BOSH!

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Checked through old emails. It has been ten years since Rolls Royce first told me that SMR tech was ready to go and explained how the UK had the chance to gain a first mover advantage.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal

23-year-old me: "Come on!! I know it's a Wednesday but let's go to the pub, we can't just sit at home doing sod all! We'll be fine in the morning." 43-year-old me: [Changes worn out watch strap] "...well, that's enough excitement for one day".

It may not have been my most productive day at work but Mike Graham doing what I believe people in the business call "A James Whale" is definitely a highlight.