Friends fear he's back on his Hardspace: Shipbreaker nonsense again.

It's true Steve Coogan can and will play anyone.

Odd start to the Canadian GP to say the least...

Tom Hardy was good but the scripts were dogshit

RETVRN (to Arg)

Ahahahahaha 36C on a work day absolutely the fuck not

feel like this is not getting enough attention, considering it's another Johnson mess (h/t @rosamundi.bsky.social): www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

*comes across Tomorrow Never Dies on ITV4* God, this is shit, and Jonathan Pryce’s typing remains entirely unconvincing *continues watching*

Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

There is no power in the world that can make me nostalgic for the Gareth Southgate spell as England manager. We had an excellent squad and he organised it to mechanically win 1-0 or on penalties. He's now probably spending his time breeding peas or counting the grains of salt in the shaker.

if we hire enough sporting directors to count as a country we'll invited to the world cup and euros, massively increasing our potential biennial revenue streams

The full exchange is amazing.

*Nods sagely* That's the Conte I know, always about the unity.

Honestly the chuckle I let out

arsenal fc: we are champions :) arsenal fc: but neutrals do not like us :( arsenal fc: arsenal fc: arsenal fc: we should let piers morgan celebrate with us so that everyone knows how much we like him

One of the parties needs to start a "remember proper spring" environmentalist nostalgia-bait campaign. End this sick early summer filth.

Reaching the 'I would do bad crimes for a Magnum' stage of being hot (or I could just drive to a local petrol station, but where's the fun in that?)

PSA: the cheese rolling at Cooper's Hill starts at 12pm, tomorrow, and will be streaming on BBC iPlayer.

Do MI6 informations get paid on a per information basis? Otherwise honesty I’d be like “ah yes, I, Hollywood actor Riz Ahmed, will let you know if I ever encounter a terrorist cell in my daily life. Expense account please.”

Lincolnshire not having a warm and uncomfortable night = Lincolnshire is The North. Don't at me, take it up with the Met Office.

I mean, who among us has not eaten a "frustration döner"?

Jamie Redknapp wears Sketchers and his wife left him. Make of that what you will

The Chelsea fans on here have already written much more, much more angrily. 2 billion quid for a squad that would not beat Ruud Gullit's 1995 team. And some of those players are over 60 years old now.

We wasted our first come back from 2-0 down at HT in the PL win on that

Another reason to hate Enzo Fernandez

Chelsea did the double over West Ham this season. That's why they got relegated.

Di Zebra is an absolute red alert danger.

Looked at a couple of the reports of people queueing from 9am to get into pubs this morning and confidently predicted there will be some kicking off later.

This is no less than we deserve.

Putting the other guy over (Maresca)

OutSTANDING lmao

I wouldn't want to find myself in a London Terminus from about 6:30 pm. It's going to be carnage.

Trying to sum up the enthusiasm to say 'Let's hope that was the shite half'...

It seems Spurs are the one thing that can unite the country, and they can only do that by pissing everyone off.

Given Chelsea's #TheFootball performance today so far, our players want to rule out any chance of having to play in a European competition that isn't the CL. Must have killed them to bother to turn up for 45 minutes on Tuesday, but this performance then would have seen rioting.

I am very much looking forward to Rogue Trader: Dark Heresy when it gets released. At the very least, there are so many more Inquisition Convictions they can add for role playing purposes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekK... Sorry, there's football on? Not really paying any attention to it.

One minute to snack time: "I haven't seen Dexter all day, he must be fast asleep somewhere". Snack time:

Having an understanding of scale is important when understanding what an object was potentially for

Obviously v entertaining watching them trying to find Brixton and esp Herne Hill menacing, particularly when they’re attempting to feel spooked out by, er Brockwell Park, but actually kudos to them for changing their minds extremely quickly and realising what London-hating garbage they’ve been fed.

Unsure which is more surprising, the fact that Finland had a pop magazine called STUMP or that the Fast Show's Jazz Club presenter (you know, the one who says "niiice!!") appears to have actually existed

Just taken the bins out after a solid hour of motivating myself to do it

Christ imagine trying to have a conversation about football with Farage. I reckon he’d spend the entire time trying to work in references that Terry Butcher photo without knowing who he is or what happened in the match

I'm concentrating on the only football that matters: Can Chelsea sneak into a Europa Conference League qualification spot? It'll be damned close, but I think we can manage it.

One of my favourite runs is from our flat in Penge to Brockwell Park and back which involves going through a council estate and Dulwich village, probably the poshest part of South London, in the space of ten minutes. People really don’t realise how little segregation you have in London.

If I found my entire field was fucking up a common citation, I would be ecstatic. That's my scientific career set for decades writing papers about it.

I guarantee this is a great way to waste 10 minutes this fine Sunday morning whilst you have a cup of tea/coffee/whatever.

NHS data teams en masse: we bloody told you so.

When I reported on the 15 Minute Cities protests in Oxford I was struck by the way lots of people I spoke to described themselves as a car driver in a way that really felt like an underrecognised form of identity politics. Having said that OH MY GOD

As a scientist who once knocked herself out by leaning into a fume cupboard to reach an open bottle of ether... I really identify with Ryland Grace. #ProjectHailMary