Starmer keeps using this line, & it's bonkers. Most importantly, it's untrue: the party that ended Free Movement, ran the "hostile environment" & made Suella Braverman Home Sec did not run "an experiment in open borders". It's also politically mad. Voters who believe this will not vote for Starmer

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

When I stop laughing I'll provide some insightful analysis.

Quite. Doing photo ops with the founder of neonazi terror group combat 18? Perfectly fine to be a tory frontbencher. Thinking of leaving the party? How Very Dare You!

Sums up how rubbish Badenoch is that she has been forced into a “You’re dumping me? I’m dumping you!” rather than just sacking and disbarring Jenrick over the many, many things that would have kept him out of any Tory Cabinet since 1968.

This is clearly depressing and radicalising in a way a tax wouldn't have been.

i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”

This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.

"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?" Good idea: 4% Bad idea: 71% (Ipsos) 4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.

I got an Alexa for Christmas. I am currently getting weather forecasts for Poland. It is not coping with my accent. I live in Walsall 😂

Absolutely screaming. Tommy Robinson deleted his post. I presume after he was informed that ads on YT are dependent on his own activities.

In parallel to this the government should also invest in community spaces for under 16s, unless you want kids on Roblox all day instead.

An absolutely key first principle when using AI is that you, the human, are responsible for its outputs, and that you must *check* everything it churns out. Blaming Copilot doesn't wash.

A projected £1.9bn haircut? Thats the costa doing buisness I guess

TIL that one of the words for "orange" in German is "die Apfelsine", or "Chinese apple." So, that's at least one country that compared apples to oranges.

That's not to say LLMs are useless for legal research. You've just got to treat them like a brilliant and extremely fast trainee who is also a psychopath and pathological liar.

In Minneapolis

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.

This one is always in my head for every company announcement.

To be fair, im with the VP on this one

The fraud investigation was proceeding normally and effectively until this administration demanded to make it explicitly racist and a tool to attack political enemies.

deathbed conversion to pdf

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

- Can you get my political opponents to defend people producing non-consensual AI porn? - As you wish it, so shall it be my master.

I really want to know just how funny a site needs to be to justify CSAM

Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!

Where i was born: the Medway Where i grew up: the Tame Where i live now: the Deben

It's well known that if the police find out a nightclub is dealing drugs or having regular fights break out they simply ignore it as it's an adult space.

“Deepfake child pornography is fine as long as only adults get to see it” is a curious place for the modern Conservative Party to find itself, but here we are

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

Looking forward to more extensive coverage of the civil war about to break out in our hellhole cities.

Kemi, this is just a population density map

I was going to suggest war games but it's just a teenage hacker using WOPR to put women in skimpy clothing and give them big tits. Then i realised thats just weird science

Lots of folk assume this piece (which I'm not linking to as it doesn't feel particularly fair) is written by a man (or at least default to male pronouns when expressing their assumptions), but that would be an incorrect assumption

Blade Renner enchance scene but it's deckard putting Roy in a bikini and giving him progressively bigger tits

London’s homicide rate drops to lowest in more than a decade

We used to do real science

At least his posture has improved

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

The wine mums might be toting magnums.

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

When someone points out "The only reason corporations vocally support human and civil rights is because the market rewards them and it helps their brand."

one time I told a Claude instance I had researching various historical warning signs of emergent fascism about Alligator Alcatraz and yeah I guess it triggered some "hey you are having a psychotic episode there's no way that's true" subroutine

Waitrose chefs? I have questions

Lets be fair here: armed militias intimidating and attacking americans has been a cornerstone of trumps domestic agenda, so maybe he's jyst running venezuela like he's running the USA?