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striving to put humanity above all other considerations
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Ray Newman
about 11 hours ago
I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski
about 9 hours ago
The cool thing about having a political world view that's not a weird personality cult tied to one old man is that there's no one so integral to your policy preferences that whether or not to overlook and conceal their complicity in mass paedophilia is a hard choice. I really recommend it.
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Ketan Joshi
1 day ago
Just buried in a paragraph and not highlight with a visual or anything: total global energy emissions WOULD BE 7% HIGHER if we had chosen to sit around and do nothing about this shit OUR ACTIONS MAY BE INSUFFICIENT BUT THEY ARE NOT FRUITLESS THERE ARE 2600000000000000 GRAMS OF FRUIT EVERY YEAR
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Alex Andreou
2 days ago
There is no earthly reason why this abomination should have ever been conceived, let alone developed and marketed. And even less rational justification for it being so unfathomably delicious or utterly addictive. It is crack in a bottle and must be regulated, before the whole country is lost to it.
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Oregon 🕎🎲
5 days ago
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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C. Robert Cargill
3 days ago
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.
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David KC
3 days ago
Entertaining myself with the definition of 'pet' being inserted by the Renters Rights Act 2025. Probably should add: '(e) Fear of retribution from the animal if otherwise' to cover most cats
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Ray Minehane
4 days ago
Online Finance discourse be like
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我不喜欢万税爷
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
4 days ago
Having carefully calculated that there is absolutely nothing in the budget, floated, mooted or recommended that isn't going to hit me (rightly, though less rightly for some options) I'd just like the love shared a bit so real money got raised and the country visibly got better as a result.
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Oh. This is going to go well
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4 days ago
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Who was the guido fawks alumnus who bragged he was too stupid to catch a train at euston? Cqn he team up with noah smith to do a travel doc?
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Katie Martin
4 days ago
idea for the BBC if it survives: Bloggers Race Across The World you CAN get planes because you are very special, but you must navigate entirely without asking people for help
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service Bhat 'At
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Sam Freedman
4 days ago
Trump is incredibly unpopular here! including amongst Tory voters. What are they doing?
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Alice Bennett
4 days ago
Sing muse of a man who should get into the wine dark sea
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JT
4 days ago
I think the almost zealous commitment to 'Lore' and 'The Canon' that has risen over the past decade is the most frustrating and restrictive cultural movement we've seen, on par with how streaming means no one commissions tv beyond one series at a time anymore.
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The Fake History Hunter
5 days ago
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
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Jon Phillips
5 days ago
Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts
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Paul Frame is running "Santa in the City" on 3rd December
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50 years
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Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
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TBH that would be a significant softening of their current stance
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5 days ago
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What is going on with bluesky lables?
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Ian Kikuchi
6 days ago
Ah, the first Freudian chip.
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I'm hearing that the new BBC editorial policy is to ask "grok, is this true" after every news item.
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But her legend lives on...
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6 days ago
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Jo Kershaw
6 days ago
Fifty years ago today the Edmund Fitzgerald set out on her final voyage.
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Chris Jones
6 days ago
Is it: "What the hell have I done with my life?"
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Evan
6 days ago
My annual post about how the Morning Star reported the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989
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Richard K
7 days ago
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Dr. SkySkull
7 days ago
*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man Why are people
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John Oxley
7 days ago
This on the right is one of worst elements of legacy Thatcher brain, as if there is no difference between cutting tax from a top rate of 83% and of 45%
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V For Viennetta
7 days ago
You have people on the left who are essentially making the argument that George Osborne was right to starve the beast, because "billionaires" should be paying for everything instead; we're comprehensively fucked
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Bethany Elliott
8 days ago
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
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Annie Kelly
7 days ago
I couldn't be a mainstream journalist these days. One day you're doing a completely normal interview with an actress and suddenly thousands of poorly socialised weirdos are getting the callipers out to say you're biologically pre-destined to be a HR officer
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The geordie accent in that one episode of castle
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8 days ago
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no.
6 months ago
applying for jobs again
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jamelle
8 days ago
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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Isaiah Bishop
9 days ago
There is literally like infinity money going into solar and batteries. Most of the fight being put up here is NIMBYism, culture warrior stuff, coal producers using the state, private/state utilities making things hard. Like Trump just cancelled one of the biggest solar projects
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☀️ Starshine
10 days ago
[87% mamdani canvassers are women] male loneliness epidemic? try canvassing! [update] I’d like to clarify i was not implying women should gather and be hunted by suitors like xenophon’s gymnopaedia, this was a reasonable and Normal way to intercept my post. I apologize for my misstatement
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Rev. Deral "FreeLink" Fenderson
10 days ago
If the wrapper did not split, you must acquit!
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Schrodingers ciabatta
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10 days ago
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Molly Roberts
10 days ago
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
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BeijingPalmer
10 days ago
ICE won't allow communion to be given in detention centers because demons quail and shiver at the divine presence in the Host.
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BeijingPalmer
10 days ago
racist tradcath has to be seen, I think, as its own form of heresy
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Dorian Lynskey
10 days ago
A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants
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You know how we think its a bit weird when us politicians hace views on sasiq kahn being mayor of london? Well its fine for that to go both ways
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Chris Terry-Enescu
11 days ago
A nation wakes up and says "wait, we made WHO president? FOR A SECOND TIME?!"
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Night-Piper
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Al Kennedy
11 days ago
Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun
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Mr.Laggy
12 days ago
Its officially that time.
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