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striving to put humanity above all other considerations
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Lord Businessman II
about 8 hours ago
We should never ever forget why they did it
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Uncle Duke
about 10 hours ago
theyâre just begging for a car chase
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In energy nerd news the CEO of ofgem has just landed the perm sec role at DESNZ.
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Michael Morrison
about 21 hours ago
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and theyâre simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was âyour piano is too close to the fireplace, youâll dry it outâ and if thatâs not the internet in a nutshell I donât know what is.
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James Barr
about 16 hours ago
There's something deeply undignified about this
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Steg68
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New LEGO set for our times
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Dr Alex Cruikshanks
1 day ago
Headline from both the 16th Century and tonight's Spurs game: Questions For Tudor Following Palace Catastrophe
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Jack Bernhardt
2 days ago
such a power move to start the hymn Jerusalem with "and". All these other hymns are like "ooh hallelujah" and "ahh almighty" but Jerusalem's just like "WE'RE MIDWAY THROUGH A CONVERSATION ABOUT ANCIENT FEET. GET ON BOARD"
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I was once bitten by a tiger
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WeRateTheDogsOfWar?
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Dave Levitan
2 days ago
I am sorry but I just don't think the dog rating guy should be running a war
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đłď¸ââ§ď¸ Josie Cornelius, The Eternal Hater
2 days ago
I'm on a Sea Peoples diet I see peoples, I eat 'em
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Katie Martin
2 days ago
âBritish expats, he claimed, were refusing to fill out evacuation forms provided by the British government âjust in case it somehow turns into a tax form insteadâ.â No notes.
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The influencers leaping to Dubaiâs defence
[FREE TO READ] As missiles streak across the region, unfazed residents insist they âknow who protects usâ
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Edward
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Jim Waterson
3 days ago
With apologies to those who arenât quite as enmeshed in London politics or remember his 2018 deselection, just to make clear Wales isnât a serving politician but previously led the council for decades. Poor phrasing on my part, assuming too much brainrotted knowledge of past Labour wars.
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Dr Alex Cruikshanks
3 days ago
Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound
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Another Iain
3 days ago
And they have access to all the keys.
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James Murray
3 days ago
The âwind millsâ Trump hates mean the UK is at least somewhat less exposed to the spike in gas prices he just triggered.
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Alexander Clarkson
3 days ago
Is this when the Trump administration notices that the US Navy subcontracted much of its minesweeping capabilities to the Europeans and Japanese?
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Moose Allain
3 days ago
this photo leaves little to the imagination
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Concert pianists are notoriously dishonest though
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Terry Stiastny
3 days ago
I feel they have misunderstood this expression:
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This was also the standard response to any harry cole post during the Johnson government
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I love that Manchester somehow no longer counts as the "red wall"
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"London is a warzone" latest
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BedRotting Girlaholic TrannySlop
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Marie Le Conte
3 days ago
[tips fedora]
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Disappointed Optimist
3 days ago
(Looks to camera) âWhy donât you look for answers in Ma-anus?â
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Big news! The KLF are Building The Death Pyramid!
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3 days ago
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Build! The! Death! Pyramids! We used to be a country.
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4 days ago
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James Morrison
4 days ago
Starmer, when he changes press secretary / political adviser / chief of staff every few months:
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Darren grimes eh?
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Rob Ford
4 days ago
As Maria Sobolewska and I first said in Brexitland, the legacy parties under FPP are like Tinkerbell - they need belief to survive. if people cease to believe they see the best and only options, they can die fast. Is this the moment Labourâs Tinkerbell dies?
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Leftback
4 days ago
"And here's where we film Starfleet Academy, the most representative version of Star Trek we've ever produced!" "OK, but what's going on over there?" "That's just where we've collected every director credibly accused of sexual harassment in the last twenty years to remake Triumph of the Will."
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Kashana
4 days ago
âWe thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.â
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J. Sam Drolet
4 days ago
Because Trump has a normal person's understanding of everything, I'm sure he's legitimately baffled that killing the Chief Bad Guy didn't cause the Enemy Regime to immediately collapse and surrender in a narratively satisfying way.
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I'm up far too early for work and seem to have picked up John Buchan's smart watch
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With a K
4 days ago
dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now. you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me. i
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ae
4 days ago
You're absolutely right. I lied about the message being an indecipherable SOS. I imprudently recommended against warning the search party. I violated quarantine by letting an infected crew member back in. And I tried to kill you with a rolled up magazine. That's on me,
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juux
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4 days ago
You are trapped and under attack in Dubai and she walks into the lift looking at you like that, how do you open?
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Twlldun
5 days ago
Again - and without in any way making this a personal attack on them, because they are victims here - but I must ask what it feels like to be a Muslim Tory MP at present. Your party leader is absolutely and repeatedly signalling she hates you.
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Nicola
5 days ago
Terrifying.
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Sam
5 days ago
Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have âvotedâ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
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ceej
over 1 year ago
âIt belongs in a museum!â oh does it? the big box where if you look into it your skin melts all off your head and your body turns into a skeleton? you think that would make a fun exhibit to put next to the gift shop? at our museum where kids go?
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It must be because Irish citizens have no history of sectarian voting
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Tom Roberts
7 days ago
Yeah, having now slept on it properly, it is weird that no losing parties statement really reckons with why people might have chosen the Greens and instead they all chose to blame sectarianism. It does suggest that they still don't really recognise people who vote Green as, you know, real people.
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Daryl
6 days ago
This is not what the FIFA Peace Prize represents
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Stephen Bush
6 days ago
Very clear that for Starmer, 'sectarian voting' is when British Muslims don't vote Labour, and for many others, it is just when British Muslims vote.
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
7 days ago
HEATHCLIFFE IT'S ME YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF
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