I’m reminded of that time a transphobic UN official included in a UN report a website that claimed to track all the sporting medals “stolen” by trans women. It included a hot dog eating competition won by a cis woman they misidentified. About a third of the rest was a trans woman good at frisbee.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

Just occurred that the BBC is the most literal example of Conquest's third law in that it is actually run by a cabal of its enemies.

This. Tesla is a mid-sized car company with a valuation build on hype and lies, an ageing range of models, facing tough competition from multiple places and with a CEO a large proportion of potential customers actively hate.

The niche moment I'm waiting for is Kemi Badenoch denouncing whichever government was in charge when Davie was appointed.

it’s almost impressive how they’ve not just gutted the equality act, but actively perverted it so it does the opposite of what parliament intended

This is how transphobia's right wing fuckery blew open basic respect in the UK, there is absolutely no reason to expect now that being "women critical" is not also a protected belief, if you truly do not believe that women should just be reproductive slaves for cis men. This will be used to abuse.

*wet fart noise*

A goal from Pedro Neto and two assists from Garnacho. Total repudiation of @leftback.bsky.social and everything he stands for

Throwing the win away feels like a loss, but Arsenal needed the win more than us. I’d have taken the draw before kickoff. Unbeaten run continues

Oof that’s a let off, we really need to get that second goal

I know she got caught out by Foord a few minutes ago, but Lucy Bronze is such an obviously class player. Clearly got a great footballing brain on her. Like a female Maldini

Even if poor Americans are starving, they should at least take some comfort from the fact that the Supreme Court justices who are allowing them to starve have very impressive, academic credentials.

Oh hell yeah, that’s what I’m fucking talking about #TheFootball

Oh god please don’t be one of *those* days 😫

We're putting Bill Kristol in a key position in Woke HUAC, more and more are saying it

::movie trailer voice:: They said he was retired, but Bill Kristol has one more regime to change...

The annoying thing is you just know certain baby-brained politicos will see this, declare that support for bringing back capital punishment is overwhelming and that it would be smart politics for parties to support it

The faithfuls not noticing Alan Carr was obviously a traitor #CelebrityTraitors

Stop saying Alan played a blinder! He was the most obvious traitor ever! Fgs #CelebrityTraitors

Alan carr

The Alan Carr outsmarting all those Oxbridge fucks just by being gay and funny. This is my destiny.

Kinda want Alan to win now, to teach Nick and David a lesson #CelebrityTraitors

Joe's face when he saw Nick had voted for him. #CelebrityTraitors

Nick, you are a fool

Without DEI, we would only make merit-based hires, like the genius strategist who decided to pick a fight with his boss’s new young wife.

the only part of the system to actually work as intended and convict Trump was his jury, which the judge then proceeded to nullify on political grounds

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

Both Palantir and Nvidia have lost over 10% of their value since this story came out

Well she has a presidential campaign to prepare for

The most likely answer is “Angela Rayner resigned as DPM so the question of who is the next Labour leader is no longer a foregone conclusion”

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news

In the cold light of day, yeah the results last night were pretty cathartic but they are still a long way off the high of their 2017 equivalent, when they included Doug Jones winning the Alabama senate seat. That one hit like crack

A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants

The haters said I couldn't do it and they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

I’m hearing from sources that Zohran Mamdani’s team are “getting worried” and Susan Hall’s team thinks they’ve “just clinched it”

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Two kings

As much fun as people are having making jokes about Dick Cheney, this will all probably stop once Trump wakes up and says something so horrifically tasteless that even the median bluesky lib will go “jayzus wtf??”

It's a testament to how much the Republican Party has changed that Dick Cheney's final vote was for the Democrats.

Before he even got the chance to see a Muslim mayor of NYC 😢

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

So many artistic treasures in the Louvre, but none as priceless as this

Found a book about your mum

Guy who has only seen Young Sheldon, watching The Princess Bride: “Getting a lot of ‘Young Sheldon’ vibes from this.”

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the generation that warned their children "don't believe everything you read on the internet" did not heed their own advice.