Crescent

Confession: I used to shoot down all my coworkers in Area 6 so I could 1v4 Star Wolf on Venom, shit was hype as fuck

I dreamt last night that I was playing as Trapper in Dead by Daylight and clipped through the level so hard that I wound up in some town nearby so I started putting traps on the road to fuck with drivers and some guy got so mad he threw a stick of TNT and blew me the fuck up The hell does that mean

I'm kinda sad they redesigned Katt so drastically, but I also really like the "day drinking elder lesbian that calls everyone 'kid' and throws knives as a hobby" vibe they gave her

This is Mrs Oyaki from the Chausuyama Zoo (A zoo with pandas therefore I track them) She's a Hyrax which are up there with Pallas Cats as Red Panda Adjacent in my mind (There's no explanation but they're excellent animals trust me)

Grace has a sixth sense for when I need to lock in or focus on something, because within seconds, he's like: (Source is youtu.be/6qH3bZpEdvI?...)

Fuck this guy specifically

All he did was show you the enemy boss' health bar and everyone fucking hated him for it

Honestly I liked Starfox Zero until the final boss where the camera keeps changing your damn controls

Wolf O'Donnell was so desperate to form a team to fight Fox McCloud that he hired The Guy Who Betrays Team Leaders and the nephew of the guy contracting him

Friday at last…

Got excited to try a jalapeno sauce and there was basically no spice to it, it tasted more like the brine the peppers were pickled in

I keep /beckon on my hotbar because when I have to travel a long distance I worry about my son's tiny legs so I have him ride on my shoulder It's way more important than 'interject' or whatever dweeb shit Grace told me to put on my hotbar

That cannot possibly be his real name

Thought I looked tough for a second

I played a ton of Starfox 64 but almost never got any of the medals because I could never get the lock on to lock a useful enemy for combos, and also I kept shooting down Falco whenever he pissed me off which was nearly constantly

[ #StarFox ] someone asked me about my version of Miyu and Fay and their buddy dynamics so here's a collection of thoughts 🐶🐱

Telling Grace Im excited for the new starfox as if he didn't know I spent most of elementary school drawing Arwings in my scribblers

it's like my entire timeline is posting "can you BELIEVE what they did to sesame street" and attached is simply a picture of big bird looking entirely normal

Rain soaked through my jacket, emerge inexplicably didn't call the night shift guy for any isolations so I had to do them all first thing, and to top it all off

The Ploopy Knob is an open-source control dial for your PC.

Dan: "Alright, tomorrow is shift six of seven" Dan's Brain: Dan: "don't"

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

This man has the audacity to accuse me of getting tunnel vision at times

Janeway was not only morally correct, but also duty bound by her role as Captain to sacrifice Tuvix for the sake of her two crew members Also Tuvok is the GOAT and if it was necessary I would have killed even more people to save him

Realizing over twelve hours later that the two DPS that kept running ahead of me were probably going to stop and wait for me to pull aggro, and I didn't need to panic sprint to get in front of them the whole time

Scissorman stuns in new outfit at the Met Gala 2025

This fit is fucking atrocious

I think I did okay? Nobody died and I only saw green lights on the bar once in a while It's uh a LOT more difficult to see the AOE warning when there are mages bombing the target with effects, I gotta work on that

Grace is helping me through some dungeons because I'm a weenie and I'm afraid of letting people down since I don't know the role, and good lord

I had something similar happen and I just straight up said "Why the hell did you offer then, goofy ass" Dan's Three E's of workplace etiquette: Escalate, Escalate, Escalate. Nobody will be passive aggressive with you if you respond with normal aggression

Rancor Roulette is gonna go crazy hard with this

Grace wanted a screenshot together and I had to panic-scroll for the beckon emote to get my son on my shoulder

Don't even fucking think about it

I'm starting to really like Marauder

Oh what the fuck why would they level lock these

>Mossless Goobbue >Look on top >Moss

FINAL FANTASY X REFERENCE

I forgot I named him that

Alright maybe I'll try Marauder then

I don't love being called that

Playing FF14 is hard because I swing rapidly between "I should try these group dungeons and stuff" and "don't perceive me DONT PERCEIVE ME." Sometimes at the same time

Ready to watch the Digimon movie

HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS

Holy shit that was straight up a Tiger Drop

Why did my husband mail me this

Oh god this shows up even in 1v4, the queues are uh, bad