Listen to Rico's beautiful singing voice! (Source: 96redpanda on Instagram)

Duanduan wants her apples and isn't afraid to let the keepers know when they're late

table guardian #umbreon #pokemonfanart

I took one of Grace's weed gummies a few weeks ago and man that's stuff does NOT play nice with my brain chemistry. It was like the air was cotton that makes you nauseous when you move, and also it gave me the worst tinnitus of my life. Wasn't a fan

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Every clip of Horrid Henry I see is like Henry: "I like apple juice and toys" His parents: "Here's how we'll torture you, Henry: Number 1: The Marrow Furnace we'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside. Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked an

What's going on here? I'm Super Henry Furth! (shoots laser beam eyes at professor)

Dan: "Maybe that's what people mean when they say I'm a golden retriever, that I've got that dog in me" Grace: "They absolutely do not mean that." Dan: "You could have hesitated even a little bit"

This right here is how I look waking up at 5:30 AM after working evenings for decades

Had a really weird argument with Grace about Inspector Gadget that ended when I realized I was thinking of Robocop

Dog I don't think we're playing Kiwami 3

Oh wow I misread that

"This should be a simple mission to rescue a scientist, I'll just send out all the rookies since they're all that's available right now. Maybe they'll gain a level"

Collecting title screens of Peepaw Willy aura farming

Move I love on XCOM 2: LWOTC is Hail of Bullets, where you use three points of ammunition for a single shot, but there's no chance of missing. You basically saturate the air with so many fucking bullets that something HAS to hit them

I don't LIKE BEING AWAKE AT 6:30 AM

Paladin is... surprising considering I'm pretty solidly apatheistic

The day did not improve

Me: "alright, slept like shit, sore as fuck, I'm exhausted and the shift hasn't started yet. I'm gonna need you to lock in, brain" Brain: "(to the tune of dust in the wind) All we are is Dunston Checks In" Me: "Fuck"

Every picture of Futa makes me want to cry, look how happy he is because he knows it's sweet potato time Elderly pandas tend to prefer sweet potato as a snack since it's easier on their teeth. Futa is 22 years old , pandas have a life expectancy of 8-10 years (Pic by @/mii07130 on the other app)

I have literally never not laughed whenever this picture showed up

"Actually, the difference between bi and pan is" END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT END IT

It's snowing this morning

Grace: "So there's this guy named Zenos, and he's constantly obsessed with fighting you" Dan: "Sounds like somebody I'd like" Grace: "NO no, god, no absolutely not"

The coolest part about working in the Emergency Department is I can point out the one doc and be like "Hey that's the only man besides my husband who's touched my balls!" It wound up being a kidney stone but he dutifully and extremely unsexily checked my balls, but it's still very funny

Two Advent flamethrower guys hid behind a car Oh it's SO beautiful

This is such a high compliment for me you have no idea

I don't have a clip sadly, but every once in a while when a Chosen appears, Bradford will yell "It's one of the Elder's Chosen!" only to get cut off halfway through by a deafening teleport sound effect, and it always comes off like this

Genuinely cackle whenever a soldier gets this voice pack

I know I joked about how hack writing it is to name the antichrist "Mister Beast" but like

Fucked up with a laser rifle outside the BOOBS store

Me when my Sylveon bites me (I was ragebaiting him)

Started playing the new Rune Factory and it turns it has Dark Cloud style building areas I'm in danger

Literally my only memory of Detroit: Become Human was when we asked CirclMastr if we had to be nice about the game since his sister is in it, and he was like "Fuck no, she already got paid"

This right here is how I look waking up at 5:30 AM after working evenings for decades

The Australia zoo just posted about their newborn red panda cub and y'all should really look at them

Drawing a cute red panda eating an apple 🍎 #redpanda

Fuck you mean "Missed"

pain

The Saboteur is $4.99 on GOG buff.ly/CZtCc5M #ad

You know things are going well when the infirmary is straight up full

XCOMposting has been keeping me sane through this transition to morning shifts

XCOM 2 does this thing I love where it switches layers based on what's going on, on XCOM's turn the battle music is triumphant and bombastic, and during Advent's turn it's more subdued and suspenseful It's hard to find a perfect example but this is a good one:

Underrated Metal Gear Solid moment was when Meryl pulls up with a fucking Deagle and Snake's like "uhh maybe we should trade since your arms are probably too girly for a .50" and Meryl's like "finders keepers bitch" and Snake just has to sulk about it

RIP Krauss Ushiromiya you would have loved the 2020s grifting gold rush

I'm not enjoying waking up this early

Ada's great, but if she's too close, the harvesting mechanic in Horizon bugs out, so after every major fight, she has to go stand in the corner for a bit