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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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Terrifying thought: Dr. Grinch
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My idea for "Space Jam On Broadway," a spectacular jukebox musical set to the songs of R. Kelly, has been met with great big bricks thrown through my windows
about 5 hours ago
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Boarded a plane out of Phoenix and the guy next to me immediately got out his laptop and opened it to an amazon listing for a gun
about 12 hours ago
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Getting sued by James Corden for $547,000 wasn't on my 2026 bingo card!!
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about 22 hours ago
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Happy Stu Year
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Guys will literally hike a mountain trail in Arizona with their girlfriend and her dog instead of doing something else
2 days ago
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MR. POTTER: Ah, George Bailey. I remember you once told me that I sucked. But now it turns out that YOU suck
2 days ago
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whoa mama
3 days ago
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It's harder than ever to distinguish fact from reality
4 days ago
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E.T. think he slick huh
5 days ago
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I'm inventing a tv show called Carpool Karaoke
5 days ago
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Did a doubletake when I saw this video of The Who's bass player cause I thought he was in the Seinfeld apartment
5 days ago
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Escape from Santa's Tomb
6 days ago
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Patrick Barron 🐻〽️
6 days ago
Georgia Tech QB Haynes King handshakes the Pop-tarts after the coin toss
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Something is giving stuff
7 days ago
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josh (auldfriend99)
7 days ago
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
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Norman Bates probably would've gotten away with it if he only hadn't murdered all those people
7 days ago
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Sound on for this clip from Hallmark Channel's CHRISTMAS AT GRACELAND (2018)
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7 days ago
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I'm dreaming of a with christmas
7 days ago
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I'm laughing my ass about this
8 days ago
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Caves and coves are a whole lotta the same bullshit to me
8 days ago
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Jeff Stormer
9 days ago
"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?" "Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?" "Oh ha HA."
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This has been a bruling winter
10 days ago
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Stuff contains multitudes
12 days ago
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In a surprising turn of events, my band Glurge will be playing at the Palo Verde Lounge in Tempe, Arizona, on 12/27. If you're in the Phoenix area come say "Hello!"
12 days ago
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Hello Twin Cities you can come look at my rock band Glurge tonight at Zhora Darling. Also: thank you
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13 days ago
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I'm in a reverse Clark Kent situation where I don't recognize anyone if I'm not wearing glasses
14 days ago
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Breaking Jake Paul's jaw is the only sensible reaction to seeing his shitty beard
14 days ago
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They should take all those little black bits out of the Epstein files so you can see what's under there
14 days ago
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Heard on a music history podcast that something tragic happened to Metallica's torbus. But what on earth is a torbus...
14 days ago
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Skulking around the music festival during Morrissey's set selling hamburgers out of a trenchcoat
15 days ago
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All the world's a globe, and all the men and women merely people
15 days ago
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The murder weapon was a portable toilet. This looks to be an open and shit case
15 days ago
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Elon Musk may struggle to express himself verbally, but through the written word he's able to fully convey that he's a brainless dipshit
16 days ago
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My doctor said I tested positive for Dutch elm disease
16 days ago
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I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks
3 months ago
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Joshua J. Friedman
2 months ago
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "This was a bruling, bruling time." (??)
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Human bones should be the strongest material in the world. You should be able to build houses out of them
17 days ago
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Got my tire changed across the street from the Taco Bell that's always blasting speed metal 🤟
17 days ago
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The president has designated Arby's as a weapon of ass destruction
18 days ago
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I just invented the plagiarism machine
18 days ago
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Some of my buddy Principal Skinner's ruses are delightfully devilish
18 days ago
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Objects in mirror may appear closer than they appear
18 days ago
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There are decades where years happen, and there are weeks where days happen
19 days ago
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Terrifying thought: Dr. Grinch
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
20 days ago
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
20 days ago
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It's the fifth anniversary of my most popular tweet. I'm going to repost it on this website now if that's okay with you
20 days ago
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Unable to figure out why I need to put quarters into the washing machine to use it. Quarters must contain some sort of chemical property that aids in the cleaning process. But then where do they go when the load is done..?
20 days ago
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I was trying so hard to think of what her eye movements reminded me of, and it turns out she's the evil Mitch Cohen
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20 days ago
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