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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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There should be a combination vhs/blu-ray player. I can skip dvds
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Based on reading Epstein's emails it wouldn't surprise me if he did drugs
about 22 hours ago
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Yes!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sen. John Fetterman suffered a fall after a young wastrel chopped down the beanstalk he was climbing upon
1 day ago
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brian
3 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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GNU C Mane
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(Zoom meeting presenting a bar chart): any questions on Q3 before we move on to forecasts? Me: uh, can we imagine the bars as skyscrapers where the data works? Or are they little smokestacks at a data factory? Presenter:โฆtheyโre stelae, that the data canโt understand but worship regardless
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Praise for my recent observation ๐
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Chalices and goblets are the exact same bullshit to me
4 days ago
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Frankenstein's a bit of a Lothario... he necks then bolts!
7 days ago
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Domes, cubes, cones, etc. I fuck with those types of things
4 days ago
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What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
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A problem overlooked with the American Eagle "great jeans" ad is that their jeans suck ass. Every pair that I ever got from there disintegrated within a year. The ad should mention how bad the jeans are
4 days ago
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Saw a man run across the bar into the bathroom, and he looked at me and said "I forgot my Zyns on the toilet!"
4 days ago
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What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
5 days ago
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Fealty sucks. My liege can go fuck himself
6 days ago
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Frankenstein's a bit of a Lothario... he necks then bolts!
7 days ago
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My job just gave me a one trillion dollar per hour raise but Elon's thing is cute too
8 days ago
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I'm lowkey a beautiful and indomitable spirit with an ass you can bounce a quarter off of!
8 days ago
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Andrew Cuomo.... your fired!
10 days ago
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My new thing is instead of saying "rags to riches" I say "rags to bags" and by bags I am talking about bags of money
6 months ago
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They sell dvd players pretty cheap nowadays, but then you have to buy the discs separately if you want to watch anything. Which is bullshit to me
11 days ago
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NSFW at Any Speed: The Erotic Fiction of Ralph Nader
11 days ago
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Mark Drugs
12 days ago
Illegal face
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Cheez-Its are chips
12 days ago
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Got my bottle of Cranny Cola ready for the big live stream event ๐
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josh (oldfriend99)
12 days ago
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
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"I'm putting out the fire... with Vaseline!" -David Bowie, running out of hemorrhoid cream
12 days ago
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Chicago Cubs world series big winner one million years in a row
13 days ago
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Reliable sources inform me that my favorite baseball team, The Chicago Cub, have won the World Series. Let's hear it for the Cubbies
13 days ago
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Wise men were cooking when they wrote some of those ancient proverbs
13 days ago
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Sometimes grief makes you have sex with the vice president of the United States
13 days ago
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one man's trash is another man's garbage
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more mr. nice guy
almost 2 years ago
Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
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Would you care to fall for my deadly ruse, m'lord
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I would love to see an origin story for Darth Vader...
13 days ago
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The real reason that Halloween is so scary--- is because rent is due the next day! ๐
13 days ago
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I can barely believe some of my eyes
14 days ago
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*meeting Paul McCartney backstage after a concert* Hey great set, do you guys have a bandcamp
14 days ago
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Happy Halloween from me and Garth Brooks' alter ego, the mysterious Chris Gaines...
14 days ago
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patrick
14 days ago
โIt is only when we start to learn to know how to understand, that we realize the wisdom of our ideas.โ - Thinkerโs Credo
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Costumes are just masks that we wear to make us look like we aren't ourself...
15 days ago
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Weighed myself before and after using the bathroom and I somehow gained a pound ??
16 days ago
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A.J. Packman
16 days ago
Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"
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Being a celebrity in the 80s was like "Sorry, I can't do lunch today. I have to say the word 'Ghostbusters' for a music video. Some movie my buddy Dan's making, I dunno"
17 days ago
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People are calling 2004 "the year of the dvd"
17 days ago
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*Ray Parker Jr. voice* Blustin makes me feel good
18 days ago
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To My Dentist's Chagrin
19 days ago
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Gulliver shoulda kept that shit to himself. Travels are none of my business
19 days ago
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Couldn't afford a trip to Tinseltown so my family has been forced to vacation in "Binseltown." I hate it here no one will even tell me what "binsel" is
19 days ago
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ME: Well, sometimes I get Mary Steenburgen and Catherine Keener mixed up. INTERVIEWER: That's not a weakness. That's a moral failing. You fucked up. You never should have told me this. I'm going to kill you
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