If only Ian Curtis had gone on that North American tour, stopped in LA, attended a taping of The Price is Right, won $6500 on Plinko, lost BIG TIME during the Showcase Showdown, I think things would have turned out pretty much the same

The imdb page for Gaslight (1944) contains an interesting trivia fact about its star, Charles Boyer

"Lara Bingle on Fingal Bay" is one of those phrases that'll just sorta bonk around my brain for the next 60 years or so

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

Greg Brady would've been a good Heathcliff

Personally, if I knew that there was gold in them thar hills I'd keep that shit to myself

Tug of war 22"x30" graphite on paper Returned to Minneapolis like a week ago after being away for a month and a half and immediately drew this 🐕

I have to use a parabolic mic because my wife only lets me listen to 3 or 4 birds at a time

Cleaning the toilet with bleach and blasting it with dehydrated piss and accidentally filling the bathroom with chlorine gas

If you're looking for a fun time then read the wikipedia page for Clam Juice out loud, it's a great thrill to say "clam juice" that many times

It seems that Pam Bondi must be a fan of socialism the way that she's getting made fun of so much, in public

It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished. I have neighbors everywhere.

Hot Singers In Your Aria

The Canon Scoopic is a legendary workhorse of a 16mm camera, but it suffered from the tragic design flaw of having its film magazine look like a big droopy ballsack

(talking loudly in the ear of the hot girl at the club) YOU SEE THOSE DRINK RAILS AND HOW SMALL THE OPENING IS? THATS CALLED A BUTT FUNNEL. A BUTT FUNNEL. JON TAFFER FROM BAR RESCUE INVENTED IT. DO YOU WANT TO KISS

Apparently I'm the highest ranking Street Fighter II player in the world? But it's just a game to me..

David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

Semper Gumby is an unofficial motto in the military meaning "Always Be Gumby"

It would suck to play in the Super Bowl. I don't give a shit about football. No wonder these guys get paid so much

I'm worried that these ads for sports betting might potentially be triggering for my friend Marge S., who has a gambling problem

Found maybe the worst named clothing line

The real winner of Super Bowl Sunday is me, for I am listening to King Crimson loudly in my apartment

They should put the two halftime shows together and make one big Time Show

You KNOW this is gonna be mfw tomorrow!

It brings me no pleasure to inform you that the album "Islands" by King Crimson is still exceptionally boring, to me

I'm decked out in jewels and gems

I had a great idea earlier for a horror movie called FRIGHT TRAIN and it would be about a really scary train

Austin Powers thought this movie was just about a very good machine

British people are smashing

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

I'm glad I found an old screenshot I took of this top ten all time tweet

Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused" (Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again) His pnis?\

The president is a WHAT-ophile???

Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?

I stopped making pennies this year

Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol commander in large and will soon have his bones slow cooked to make a hearty broth

After giving myself some time to process my emotions, I have determined that the most logical move going forward would be to completely dismantle ICE and reassign every agent to a prison cell where their organs will be harvested as necessary. Thank you

Jacob Frey always looks like a deadbeat dad in a French new wave movie whose wife and son fuckin hate him

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

I just met the ear from Blue Velvet happy birthday David Lynch

ive been laughing at this for a minute straight

To be fair, Democrats do occasionally learn some lessons, they're just very minor ones like "no one is excited to see Lin-Manuel Miranda."

Here’s what this Minnesotan wants you to say loud and clear every day: Abolish Ice, refuse to fund this unconstitutional government and impeach Trump. Repeat 7000+ times. We don’t need to save or reform or “train” Trump’s private Nazi army. Take it apart ASAP. No funding AT ALL.

taco bell messed up my order big time! they accidentally gave me a roast goose with all the trimmings 👎

Just found out that vegans can't drink Mountain Dew because of the horse piss 😫

Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.

David Lynch was probably using his imagination when he came up with a lot of that stuff

You know how you can just tell if someone didn't send their energy to Goku for his Spirit Bomb and they would lie about it if you asked

It'll be a cold day in Hell when Hell freezes over