stu
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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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I gave our foster kittens a Cheez-It and they are reacting like when the monkeys find the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"onion" is the only word in English to have two vowels next to each other
3 days ago
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RIP Lindsey Graham, you were a terrible and disgusting pig man 🙏
4 days ago
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Food has some of the worst resale value. Not worth buying imo
5 days ago
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Steve
5 days ago
Hawk Tomb-a
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I Spit On My Own Grave
5 days ago
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They're putting Mitch McConnell's brain (which is dead) into the body of Strom Thurmond (who is also dead)
7 days ago
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Super Gorgeous 64
8 days ago
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...is there a Mrs. Borat? 👀
8 days ago
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Gambling is a legitimate sport
9 days ago
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I just invented gambling
10 days ago
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Christopher Nolan's making a movie called The Odyssey. What's next, The Microkorg
10 days ago
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Wishing the United States of America a crappy barfday
12 days ago
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Guess ol Taylor didn't have the stones to invite me to her wedding this weekend. Who cares.. I got better things to do anyway... -Stu
12 days ago
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Why are certain chums so glum
13 days ago
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canned laundry
13 days ago
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I climbed onto the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a CRAZY looking flag
13 days ago
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Never hurts to bring your own tambourine to a concert in case you feel like jamming out along with the band
14 days ago
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Every day at work I ask to see people's IDs, but none of them ever ask to see mine. They don't care about my birthday at all
15 days ago
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The Idiot of Bastard World
16 days ago
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BayBayFriend
over 1 year ago
♦️🎩
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You'll just have to take my word for it that I got a fit OFF today at the beach
17 days ago
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I Saw What You Didn't Do in the Men's Restroom (wash your hands)
17 days ago
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I'm caramba
17 days ago
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Can you recycle feathers
18 days ago
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I would gladly lay my life on the line for the customer
18 days ago
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Some fuckin asshole just called me late to dinner
18 days ago
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It takes more muscles to grin than to smile
18 days ago
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Pablo Picasso was bald as a mf!
18 days ago
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Mel Brooks has outlived me by 65 years
18 days ago
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I like fifty dollar bills more than twenties because they basically count for double
19 days ago
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Edgar Birthday Jr
19 days ago
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing
20 days ago
the case of the mystery
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HOT TAKE: Agent Cooper deserved to get trapped in the Black Lodge because of his swearing
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
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I have a million love in my heart
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Cats truly are our canine companions
20 days ago
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Animals shouldn't be allowed to camouflage themselves to escape predators. That's cheating
21 days ago
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My pump is experiencing pain
21 days ago
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I was at a thrift shop yesterday and an older lady showed me some vintage drinking cups and said "I shouldn't be alive"
21 days ago
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I will not respond to "Is this still available." I'm not even selling anything
22 days ago
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I've decided to eat shit on a motorized scooter
23 days ago
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Let's face it: the Borrowers were never gonna give any of that shit back
23 days ago
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I have unsubscribed to emails from Freddy's Steakburgers
23 days ago
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I had a good sandwich for lunch. And some french fries 😏
24 days ago
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It's fucked that you don't get to keep the cool stuff you find in dreams. I wanted that
24 days ago
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Whenever that little creature from Dinosaurs would say "not the mama!!" I had no idea what he was talking about. What does that mean
24 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
26 days ago
I hate silhouettes.. just get out of the way
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Mr. Rogers getting the broom out as his trolley once again gets stuck inside the wall
28 days ago
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Giving myself a kiss on the cheek
28 days ago
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Not that anyone asked ME but I think E.T.'s skin probably felt like a dried up worm on the sidewalk
29 days ago
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