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Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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I'm skittering around!
about 2 hours ago
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I hung my curtains up on the outside of my window so my neighbors can decide whether they want to look into my house or not
1 day ago
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Put me down for one order of free gems and jewels
1 day ago
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Disappointing that they cast the same guy as both Superman and supporting character Clark Kent, a reporter who barely contributes to the plot. Unnecessarily distracting, sucked me right out of the movie
11 months ago
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Phoebe Bridgers did a surprise set last night on the same stage where I did a shrieking Howie Mandel impression with my noise rock band only five days earlier
1 day ago
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Showtunes should be banned from karaoke
2 days ago
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They should make a horror movie that explores grief, and trauma
2 days ago
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They're making a new movie about Toy Story
2 days ago
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The name's Bond. Jay Bond. I'm going by "Jay" now
2 days ago
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ai images always turn out with a brownish tint as a way to remind you that they are crappy turds of shit that got pooped out of a butt
3 days ago
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Marty McFly shoulda banged that hot chick who was coming on to him the whole movie
3 days ago
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wargen
3 days ago
music videos should be weird and insane not little movies you make until you can make actual movies
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It was smart of Goodwill to take all the cool stuff that they would normally sell in their stores and put it on their shitty auction website that doesn't work
3 days ago
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The robot dog from Jimmy Neutron never wronged me. But the rest of those freaks are banished from the kingdom of Heaven
3 days ago
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My piss smells like crap
4 days ago
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It's that magical time of year
4 days ago
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Doritos on a paper plate just hit different
6 days ago
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"max"
7 days ago
people always say they lost their license when they mean it was revoked. i lost my license when i crashed my car into the police station and it fell out of my pocket and a rat stole it
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Just stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks from some rich asshole and bumped into his ceiling. He has no idea lmao
8 days ago
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Iain
9 days ago
There's Place Like Home, My Ass (There's No Place Like Home)
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One of the characters on Seinfeld was called Elaine Penis. You can't make this up
11 days ago
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I would like to eat one hundred cookies
11 days ago
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Actors should be fined one million dollars every time they make a blooper
11 days ago
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got a good deal on some chips today
12 days ago
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It's good to have ants in your home because they take care of any crumbs you have lying around
12 days ago
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There's got to be at least a hundred Simpsons episodes by now
12 days ago
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧
12 days ago
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assbutt
13 days ago
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George Lucas based a lot of the stuff in Star Wars off of his imagination
13 days ago
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Congrats to Fripp & Eno for winning the award for "Ambient Duo Whose Name Most Sounds Like Something Ned Flanders Might Say"
13 days ago
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The Simpsons is anime
13 days ago
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I actually saw Baby Yoda playing in the front yard today with his dad. They seemed merry
14 days ago
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70s movie directors were like "oh boy, time to murder some animals on camera! 🤩"
14 days ago
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Piss is just pee with a master's degree
15 days ago
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Without thinking list your top ten favorite baits you like to engage with
15 days ago
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Steve
15 days ago
At the date comic
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Born too late to direct a low budget comedy for Touchstone Pictures called "In-Laws and Outlaws" starring Charles Grodin that would have been a massive critical and commercial failure. Oh well
16 days ago
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Mr Pibb used to be a dollar at the gas station by my house but now it's $2.49. I knew this day would come but it still feels too soon
16 days ago
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Would anyone care to engage with my bait?
17 days ago
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t-shirts in the 1600s were like "who faurted"
17 days ago
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Cranny the Enlightened
17 days ago
I just won America's Next Top Baller Ass Motha Effer
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Hop in my Chrysler it's as big as a whale and it's taking you to jail
18 days ago
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BRAIN RIDDLE: Level Expert Q: I had a piece of pizza last night for dinner, and a piece from the same pizza for lunch today. How is this possible? A: it was leftovers
18 days ago
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It really can't be overstated how orange the president is. That dude really is orange as hell
about 1 year ago
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Mel Stefaniuk
18 days ago
I knew Grogu when his name was still Groguell Macintosh. He was the quiet kid in our theatre class until he got up and did the final monologue from Eric Bogosian’s Talk Radio and blew us all away. He was the real deal. An actor’s actor. But nothing corrodes integrity like money.
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I always thought that Grand Frank Railrude would be a pretty crappy name for a band
19 days ago
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It is very stupid that "pilt" is not a real word... yet
19 days ago
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A lot of the little gadgets shown on The Flintstones would be almost comical if they weren't so historically inaccurate
19 days ago
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verbose alien comics
20 days ago
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RIDLEY SCOTT: I am making a movie about an ultra badass hero who fights an alien. The character is named Ridley EXECUTIVE: Isn't that your name? RIDLEY SCOTT: I said Ripley
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