They made a Barbie movie and the lady who stars in it is named Margot Barbie

CURB ALERT! I totaled my Smartcar by smashing into the curb at Portillo's

Billy Joel is prog

jimmy kennel is back

The president has just confirmed that Charlie Kirk's soul is now in Hell

Every time I salivate I start to drool

This guy always pissed me of...

Franz Ferdinand cover of Taking Care of Business with a disco beat and they change it to "and the boys are trying to look pretty"

These morons spelled "Cherry" wrong

He is listening to the new Cardiacs album

(B-52s voice) If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says/ Fifteen miles to the

Every time I see a picture of Dale Earnhardt I think it's the Who Do You Think You Are I Am guy

(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points

People say that fan death isn't real, but just look at what happened to John Lennon

So bizarre when a sequel has almost nothing to do with the original, like the follow-up to Road House

(mis-hearing 'martyred') He was already murdered

Every picture of the late, disgraced podcaster looks like this

(first-time writer trying to come up with a name for their protagonist) Tyler... Robinson

they could've put him in a phantom of the opera mask

A very bad thing happened to someone I don't like

It's cool that the vhs of Titanic came in two parts just like the boat

Was thinking of this today, for some reason

Jerk Kirk Murked at Work as Irked Crowd Lurked

Geez, I'll say

Weird way to find out that people from Utah are apparently called "Utahns"

Circular thirst Oil on canvas 16"x20" 2025 🦟🦟🦟

Bumper sticker idea: You just got passed by a FECKLESS COWARD

I'm hoping to work my way up from an incompetent rube to becoming a competent rube

Leaving a burning stovetop unattended is lowkey goated when minding other tasks is the vibe

It's Gumby's cousin. Frumby

Checking in on my local news station

Mr. Pibb is a woman

Opening up Graphite on paper 11.5"x15" 2023

Places should let you park there

...The president is a WHAT??

Facebook algorithm: "We noticed that you posted about the recent death of Supertramp vocalist Rick Davies. Here are 1000 more posts about the recent death of Supertramp vocalist Rick Davies."

FROM THE DESK OF THE PRESIDENT: My signature on that letter was not meant to evoke pubic hair, it just looks like that. All the other stuff is true though. Thanks!

I lost all respect for the Oxford English Dictionary when I was 10 after they made "Muggle" a real word, which I understood to be a pandering cash grab

A modern Hachikō story: This man tweeted a Follow Friday for the band Foghat every week until he died

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

The Beatles were British when they wrote a lot of those songs

Love a bitch who just looms over everyone not giving a fuck

me and the boys trying to remember what we were talking about

It's like no one cares about Baby Groot anymore. They don't give a shit

YouTube comment underneath sabrina carpenter song or something like that: I'm 47 years old and listening to this in my shack!

Everything that Billy Joel sang about in "We Didn't Start The Fire" came true...

[lying down face first in an anthill] You look like human men from down here. I know you're ants but my perspective is warped. I'm being whimsical. Get back here I'm not done talking to you