The heat dome fucked up when it tried to heat up my ass

Getting Matthew Modine pilled (cooking down Matthew Modine’s body and consuming the solid by-products)

Finally… Christianity for people who don’t like to read

Watching the news and apparently all employees of a local Dominos have been sentenced to death for how bad they are at cutting the pizzas. It seems they were just mushing the cutters into the pizzas and not actually cutting them all the way through and now they all have to get lethal injection

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Purchasing Yoda from an old man in Chinatown

“Too shabby!!! Too shabby!!!!!” - me when something is too shabby

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

That’s a great question, the reason I trained my chimpanzee to perform reiki is that when it goes right chimpanzee reiki is actually 4-5x stronger than human reiki

Taking my dog to the dog-friendly liminal space

Ghost Town comic, part 1

Found some stuff, in case anyone wants some stuff

Comic

Comic

Let's drink to the end of bachelorhood

At the date comic

I love in movies when someone says "Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it"... I love payments getting doubled

Here's my setup

Salad Johnny

Tomb Raider comics

Dust Bowl Clowns

Top Gun Comics

Oh yeah, I make these screen-printed 5"x7" postcards and send them out to people every month. You can get them too if you sign up today www.patreon.com/stevescards

Just bricked my gallbladder

They should make yearbooks for middle aged guys

Safe Quackers comic

James Bond Comics

comic

Thinking about becoming haughty

Be careful with me bitch

Imagine if a cobra ever coiled around an 8-ball… that would be soooo scary

Throwing a 5’8” Party, where everyone has to wear a VR headset connected to a camera on their body positioned exactly 5’8” from the ground

Putting a decal on my car that makes it look like it’s been scratched by some kind of massive 3-clawed creature

Multiforce in Tiny Furniture

Thinking about having an Oslo Trilogy

My name is also Zanny Minton Beddoes

When you get to Heaven they lay out all the pairs of shoes you wore in your life and you get to look at them and go “Oh yeah I kind of remember wearing those ones”

Scooterz: From Basics To Beyond (VHS) : 1377s

Having a Indie Sleaze themed party for my 42nd birthday

Putting the finishing touches on the set for my new talk show

Le jumpscare

Bad stuff