OUCH. WEEEELLLLLLL, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?

My father just got an erection.

Your father sucks so tell me; Are you free for dinner tonight?

Heyy, on a brighter note! I see you brought your lovely family with you! Mmm Including your daughter, KFC!

With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Judge Robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting.

EyyaEyya EYYYA EYYA eyy-eyy-EYYA EYYA EYYEYYY

It goes against everything I stand for. What’s your P-P-P-P-POINT!?

Phillip Banks, kick the man’s BUUUTTTTT BUTTT butt butt butt butt.

Awh, he’s like beggin’, he’s like “awwhh, Phillip Banks, kick my BUUuuuutt.” PHILLIP BANKS. YOU should KICK my BUTT.

Uncle Phil, you gotta kick that man’s B U T T!

YeEyeEhyeEeh MM. MM. MM. eEeEeeh yoooUuuuUUUuoouuU.

More, after this.

HoOheddiheh HoOOheddiheh HoOoOhe

WILL YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

That’s right, Uncle Phil.

So, this story’s about you, isn’t it Will?

Because the nasty dude had a two-headed COoOck.

NoOoOo.

So the nasty dude SNATCH OFF into his ASS and came out his dick, and do you know why?

And right next to him lived this FILTHY MCROTTEN DUDE, and he wanted his body, right? So one day the dude was about to get it on, right! The young boy said “No, you can’t be my boyfriend.

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT this young boy who lived in Philly, the prettiest little boy you’ve ever seen in your life.

Lemme tell you a lil’ story. ooohh noooo.

ooooohhhhhhoooooooohhhhhhHHHoooOOOOoohhhh huh.

I’m not gonna fight back. WhaWHAwhaWHA W H A T?

I’m not gonna fight back. WhaWHAwhaWHAwhaWHAwhaWHA

How can they get away wi-- There’s still time to fight back.

arlton, honey, they’re ALL lulz.

But Dad, aren’t some of those banks?

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

For you, sir!

Well, I think you’re being really unreasonable. Well Tough SHIT! I Don’t care.

HellOoO?

Not available? Perhaps you should let George NoOoOo that as Carlton, I’m in a position to scratch his bush if he’ll scratch mine, capiche?

NOoOo.

Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?

Carlton. Carlton. It’s Carlton.

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BaaBaaBAAAH Hello! Is pres-es-es-es-es there? NoOoOo. Is President Bush there? NoOoO-OOHohOH.

UuUuHhH iiiiiii dllllttt H jshy

Geoffry, from an objective point of view, WhoOoOoOoOo?

Well, yes, erections. Yeah, thank you.

Phil, what are you talking about, I’m not having any-- MeeM.

Erections.

If anything I can say NEEH-NEEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEHNEH

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSSIIIIIINN, and it had dice in the mirror!

My mom got scared, and said WIBIDIBOOBISH

Now this is a story all about how my LICENSE PLATE got flipped turned upside-down and I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom!

Eh-huh-HEH-heh-huhuhuh