A former attorney general s̶p̶e̶a̶k̶s̶ embarrasses herself again.

Something appears to be trying to fertilise this hill.

Let's remember Michael Douglas here, a true gentleman.

How much ketamine is Musk on during this?

Andy Serkis' Jaws: Bruce becomes a vegetarian and the biggest tourist attraction on the East Coast.

Andy Serkis' The Great Gatsby: Daisy and Tom learn an important lesson about friendship and the power of community support.

Also to be renamed The Pluto Of America.

Ah yes, one of the Claudians.

Not sure why this should cause any embarrassment, given that everyone knows how much weight to give anything Trump says.

MiniTrue stuff here.

Looking forward to visiting Munich's premier tourist attraction.

Sometimes he reaps, sometimes he snips.

It is, in many ways, deeply funny that Trump crawls to Charles while Charles deadpans him with comments Trump doesn’t get but which wither plants at five metres.

Give it all away to charity while you're still alive. Next question.

"An authentic, detective-driven experience"... in a Batman comic book?

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I really hope Trump tries talking about the ballroom to Charles, because Charles' views on that kind of architecture are well known and it'll be horrible for both of them.

So playing the drums with a bruised wrist is not recommended.

I understand from I, Claudius that this is basically Imperial Rome.

Not sure about this headline/picture combination, Guardian.

That's nice, they've left a load of potholes so Charles will feel at home.

45 minutes to downtown Dallas is not that much of an amenity, globally speaking.

Ghostbusters foresaw this.

oh so this is what that coldplay song is about

A problem of art since at least Paradise Lost.

Ah, spring, that delightful time of year when you have to get up every fifteen minutes to usher another large buzzing thing back out of the window.

With seven-inch thick glass it will be a safe environment for the sort of deep-sea wildlife that currently occupies the White House.

This has a stable solution at "everyone presses the red button"; it's not an interesting question.

This is why you generally don't let neural networks extrapolate.

Also a good rule of thumb that the best thing you can do to both avert the apocalypse _and_ find your way through it is to promote strong social ties and support structures.

Good luck to anyone who was thinking of blaming a disappointing marathon time on bad conditions.

Agreed with the basic End of History thesis that the complexity and internationality of modern supply chains essentially made it impossible for any sensible national leader to risk a big war; have learned that idiots get elected on a regular basis.

Nothing spoils your morning quite like a smoker sitting down at the next table halfway through your coffee and croissant.

if only there had been journalist on the scene to report what had happened

oh come on

Looking at the silverware of the Emperor Licinius and he had this nice quiche dish.

Presentation of gladiators in this exhibition feeling oddly like a computer game.

Always regret a bike accident more when the car that caused it isn't at least somewhat fucked up.

Hard to believe this just keeps happening to this man no matter which party he's running.

I'm immediately suspicious that they quote a voltage generated rather than an energy or a power.

Kinda impressed they can run the S-Bahn trains through Hauptbahnhof and make the announcements and yet have all the screens showing "we have no information".

So, Netflix, my ad-supported viewing is not supported in *checks* Bavaria, the region where I live and am registered, and so you have deleted all my downloaded content. What a fine company you are.

Bring back gutta percha

... does this German graffiti refer to votes or whales?

The end point of this is that pay should be on a continuous infinitesimal basis; your bank balance should always be recharging.

Learn to drive, idiots.

Love a good plague-ship with its own nipples.

Okay, fine

Valeyard Columbo out there somewhere committing the perfect murder.