A tale of two cities

A tale of two cities

I just played an online video game for ten minutes #giftedkid

Politics palate cleanser

As a medically certified crazy person I can say with authority that this bitch is nuts

So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight

Shut up, Neil. It was never that funny anyway

"While it is hard to prove that no sitting mayor has sported a beard since then, a search of official portraits shows a succession of clean-shaven men interrupted only by David Dinkins’s mustache." I can't believe I just read this whole article

Pelosi like "fuck this"

As a medically certified crazy person I can say with authority that this bitch is nuts

Politics palate cleanser

Ok everyone huddle up, we need to invent slurs for trillionaires

Say what you will about the Welsh, they broke my GPS

Presume nuance

The President of Mexico gets sexually assaulted on video in broad daylight and the right says it's because she's not paying attention and soft on crime. What

That sound you heard yesterday was fifty thousand buttholes at Boeing snapping shut and then relaxing

There was a NYT editorial today that said "Is it already too late to prevent a groyper future?"

Genuinely of the belief that the Trump admin will attempt to overthrow Maduro within the next two weeks, likely with some middle of the night bombing or commando shit, as their next distraction

Seeing Schumer with the big poster printed out with Trump's quote about how the shutdown cost the Republicans elections made me want to burrito him in it and plop him into a time machine set to roughly 6-12 months ago

I just played an online video game for ten minutes #giftedkid

I also met a man in a cape in the CVS line who asked me to look in his mouth to see his new dental work Been a weird day for people and I've only been up for like three hours

I think I have more King of the Hill episodes memorized than the voice actors. I used to play that show to fall asleep to and if I even hear the theme I get tired

"While it is hard to prove that no sitting mayor has sported a beard since then, a search of official portraits shows a succession of clean-shaven men interrupted only by David Dinkins’s mustache." I can't believe I just read this whole article

Capitalism is, by definition, a thousand little sequential regime changes around which markets must adapt. I know that's a broader definition than what Wall Street would agree with, but watching them flip out about the mayoral election makes me think they might not understand their own philosophy

✨✨🔥✨✨🔥✨✨🔥✨✨ May the bridges I burn light the way ✨✨🔥✨✨✨✨✨🔥✨✨

Gosh, I wonder who'll win

Grok make a picture of Elon musk Grok make him younger Grok now choke him Grok even younger Grok kill the baby

I just met someone who fills up their cat's fountain with bone broth. HUH

"The Big Apple has fallen"

I've slept ten hours in six days

Anyone else ever look at their internet comments are realized they're a huge asshole

Grok make a picture of Elon musk Grok make him younger Grok now choke him Grok even younger Grok kill the baby

I'm concerned about the pissant reactionary bullshit on this website and how it might reflect future social media

Zen is just fancy words for a maladaptive dissociative coping mechanism

Sometimes it just burns and burns and burns so hard you put your foot down and say "I can change it* and then when it comes back you're blindsided by how hard it burns again

My reddit account is haunted right now. Like there are three people who comment on every single thing that I say across all topics. How do women deal with this lol

Speaking of mandates

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I saw like four people today and it was too fucking much

what?

I have been talking less about bipolar on here because other shit is going down, but I just want to briefly say thank you to the people who poked at me last night. I didn't end up going impatient because the meds put me down; I still feel on the cusp today but I'm managing it by not shutting up

I am extremely concerned about gerrymandering warfare. I voted for the measure but am convinced it's just another symptom of this slow death

MAM DAN I 👏🏻 MAM DAN I 👏🏻 Looking good folks

There are many, but here's one that I find meaningful on multiple levels

I have been talking less about bipolar on here because other shit is going down, but I just want to briefly say thank you to the people who poked at me last night. I didn't end up going impatient because the meds put me down; I still feel on the cusp today but I'm managing it by not shutting up

I need a white suit and a mint julep

Hey does anyone know the temperature outside Imma go touch grass for a while and I don't know if like the sun is out or whatever

Reiterating how great her work is, and how remarkable it is to have someone creating such beautiful art about the Palestinian lived experience to be the spouse of the mayor of New York.

It would be pretty easy, if tedious, to use a local language model, rented through some shell, to collect text messages or other alerts and maintain a realtime dashboard of ICE activity There are a thousand things wrong with that idea, but I'm not sure the right realizes what they're enabling

I knew I had berry yogurt this morning, which came up in some boring way, and someone was like "what kind of berry" and I couldn't remember so I convinced myself I had dementia and I was dying and then I got home and it was mixed berry