Hey, BBC, tell the person on Today to stop typing while the interviewees are speaking.

Just checking the Fenix International Ltd accounts, and...

Started // Going

Getting an early night...

No! Way!

Wholly unfunny generally but... Glad I read to this part 😒🧐

cant.stop.laughing

Cancel my 9am meeting; I've got an important email to read.

Has the government outsourced all its investigative and ethics functions fully to the FT?

aaaaaand: 175 entities in the network were sanctioned today by the UK.

There have been a lot of hot takes about what happened at last night's BAFTAs. As a white man without Tourette's I think it's best my only comment is to share the voice of a black woman with Tourettes's. www.instagram.com/reel/DVFQ_8q...

The Kemi Badenoch / Martin Lewis bit isn't actually that bad. Sure, Martin Lewis is probably right (I assume, I don't actually know) but no-one was really rude to each other. Not ideal TV for a gentle morning interview, but there we are.

Seems unwise to talk over and generally be rude towards Martin Lewis, who consistently tops polls of "most trusted celebrity"

Kristi Noem rn

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon https://theonion.com/iran-worried-u-s-might-be-building-8-500th-nuclear-wea-1819573283/

A quick note to say that not all strokes present with one-sided weakness. Sudden loss of language with or without headache may be a sign. Important that you communicate what is baseline for the individual or they might ascribe it to other age-related issues.

My years using laser pulses to study electron transfer in molecular compounds give me unique insights in practically any topic

Illegal migrant in small boat stopped from entering sovereign territory without a permit.

Extraordinary stuff. Yes Minister needs a new series www.thetimes.com/article/c395...

Lovely house for sale in Dulwich for £1.3M* *Buyer must provide own house.

It is so inappropriate for any administration to invite any pope to an event like this. Surely Trump's people were already told no through normal channels. What was the point of this?

Be careful out there; the weather is cooler than you think.

Um, hey so I have enjoyed your work on the current state of tech and the current admin and its subsequent horrors. As someone subscribed to you: this is childishly homophobic

Can't win 'em all, I guess.

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Guys being Dudes

was thinking that Paul Burrell has been quiet and not doing his usual there's a royal scandal media tour, just to google him and realise he's having a field day posting on insta

Entirely the wrong approach, explains a lot. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

You're not an expert in communications. You're a bollix.

Whatever this "Dynamic Herb" is, it seems to be working.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

"the president of Syria, who I essentially put there, is doing a good job"

The Supreme Court tried to save him from himself, but he's too stupid to grab the life preserver.

Perhaps if they made some money they'd be able to afford a functioning website.

You can avoid losing at the Supreme Court by simply not acting unlawfully. Lawyers hate this one weird trick.

we go live to Heard Island:

Trump, "we'll send out tax refund checks with my name on them to keep the people happy. No, I didn't mean like that"

Clarence Thomas really went with "the dictionary defines tariffs as..." in his dissent? Is he a 16 year old high school politics student or something?

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

"Good luck in the Year of the Horse" Subtle...

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Honestly we should listen to these AI apologists, after all they were so right about NFTs

Sure, ChatPGemini FourPointClaude is great, but have you guys ever tried Samsung Bixby?