Did Collaterlie Sisters write this?

Who is it who says, "everything is securities fraud", @matt-levine.bsky.social?

Seems like a bargain.

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

I went to Amazon Fresh. What a load of shit. I'm not surprised they're closing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fed's gotta hike.

I also love the idea that the rapid speed of an escalator foils any would-be assassin.

found Chotiner's alt

Er, ner, it's drerns, Pet.

Look what we have here then.

Holy shit. Italy has sent a naval frigate to a flotilla of boats attempting to bring aid to the Gaza Strip www.dw.com/en/italy-sen...

Absolutely not. Britain came up with the migrants-eating-beloved-animals meme ("Swan bake", The Sun, 2003). And which country pioneered irresponsible speculation about medicines and autism? America is a re-exporter.

Meanwhile, over at the FT...

it's going to be like when we got rid of smoking in restaurants and on airplanes and within a matter of maybe a year everybody was like "we allowed WHAT?"

"drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not"

Is this good? It doesn't *sound* good.

when the interview goes well: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

are people aware that you do not *have* to do an interview with Chotiner

Everyone in the General Assembly going, “Don’t think much of this warm-up guy, when’s the main act on?”

The Home Office's appeal against this ruling has been refused The judges threw it out in minutes, without hearing arguments from the man's lawyers, telling them "we don’t need to trouble you" after questioning Home Office barrister in an increasingly surreal exchange www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...

lol oh yeah

"They say that vaccines do not cause autism but vaccines do save lives" "Who says that?" "Yes, that's right"

I LOVE THE PHILIPPINES bsky.app/profile/mrno...

Burglary has fallen by 90% since the 1990s. But in the 90s you probably didn't know if a house at the other end of your road was burgled. Today, thanks to Facebook and Ring doorbells, we find out within minutes if someone who looked a bit funny approached a front door two miles away.

A cronyms C reated E very T ime O ne M ain I ndividual N ope O h P lease H elp E nough N ow

T ylenol A lways C auses O h, nothing, probably

It was the "measles, mumps, and..............all 3 of them" bit that absolutely broke me lmao

$8.88 (+8.88%)

They always start by saying it's legitimate to be concerned about flows, but ultimately the rage is about the stock. Think I've first said this as a silly quip ten years ago, and well, here we are

Trying something new for my weekly report... #KeepingItFresh

My nephew and the family have finally admitted his addiction to trigonometry. We were in denial for too long but in the end none of us could ignore the sines.

NEW: Documents reviewed by Bloomberg reveal Russia's plans to disrupt and undermine Moldova's elections: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

What if we kissed in front of the Kaaba at Charlie Kirk's memorial?

Weirdly nobody ever says this of Trump leaving X for Truth Social

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

UK, Canada, Australia, France, Portugal, Belgium acting almost in unison. United under one King, the countries have decided... <ed. pls check>

The UK has just formally announced recognition of the State of Palestine, shortly after Canada and Australia also have recognised Palestine as a sovereign state.

Today, Canada recognises the State of Palestine.   My statement: www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...

My statement formally recognising the State of Palestine.

The FT here with the big coffee-making insights such as "no cocoa powder" 👀

My coffee machine is haunted

Cambodia and Armenia woke up not knowing they’ve been fighting each other According to the president, Armenia has also been fighting Albania and Aberbaijan - not to confuse with Azerbaijan

sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...