This week a combination of Tado, OpenReach and a crap old printer took out FOHFParents’ heating.

Wait who is seditious?

This is a problem for scientific communication. A total lack of causation can never be proven for anything. You cannot prove that playing cello in your underwear doesn't cause autism. These charlatans exploit that.

Shenanigans

Holy Scottish Moly

…and let’s go over to the football

Kids, Blue Owl already did this once in January and nobody noticed.

Confiscating jewellery from survivors of a war zone makes you look like a fucking Nazi. And the obscene thing is, that is the intention. It's there to look appropriately harsh. Indecent. Filthy. A moral stain. And no-one of good character would have ever proposed such a thing in the first place.

It is sufficiently wet outside that the Bengal has asked to speak to the manager* *shouted until someone dried him with a towel.

a “Space Force”, if you will

I see they remain committed to the horrible lettering for DUNC.

Why is our government so far behind on anything tech related?

Noah Smith is paid in the high six-figures to write a blog read by Americans who believe themselves to be intelligent. Yet, he is both unable to read a sign and also for some reason chose to have a 90 minute layover for a flight that takes 90 minutes. onemileatatime.com/news/economi...

It was a junior analyst at Waterfall Asset Management, a lender into the JPMorgan-run warehousing facility, who first questioned Tricolor’s loan data and collateral - ie. not the bank’s own diligence… Inside Tricolor’s Frantic Collapse www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

It me off to ruin the workplace

This was not fun. And 20% of younger teen’s school was out with it at one point. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Can someone point me to a rational analysis of data centre/compute economics not authored by someone who is heavily conflicted?

I love how, in a 20 year timeframe, we've "transitioned to a knowledge economy" - but somehow also unilaterally decided that knowing stuff is so fundamentally worthless, it can be outsourced to a Magic 8 Ball stuffed with pages from a thesaurus by a handful of sociopaths six thousand miles away

Oh look a solar bankruptcy. This is my surprised face. on.ft.com/480bSex

George Soros: “When I see a bubble forming, I get my money in as fast as possible.” Deutsche Bank: “I like to take time and get to know the bubble’s core principles, ideally placing small bets and then adding progressively larger bets until I’m maximally levered right as it implodes.”

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

5 yellow cards? You are welcome.

We’re just normal men

TIL Uber has a senior family mode where you can add your older relatives and they get a simplified version of the app and this is genius.

I have largely had to avoid buying individual equities for ~ethics~ reasons, but one my brief foray was spectacularly successful. From my experience, what I’d say is that the important thing is to make sure the list of companies you print out doesn‘t hang over the edges of the dartboard.

*Heated* debate with the 16yo yesterday where she described equity investing as “guessing”.

When your house is haunted but the rent is cheap. www.instagram.com/reel/DIcwx1w...

The risks of buying the DIP* *here all week folks.

Surely a ra-vin.

Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT "We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"

Good lord Gary Oldman is enjoying himself in Slow Horses.

Heard the use of “hundy p” in the wild today.

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

HEPATATTIES

Did it cost them almost exactly $130M?

Just realised the US is still shit down. Mad.

He’s literally tearing down the White House and… 🤷‍♀️

Has anyone seen his back? Does he sidle into and out of rooms so you can’t? These are the important questions.

Dude’s single handedly killing the tattoo industry.

As your Senator from Maine I will roll up my sleeves and get to work for the American people, in the process revealing the anywhere between one and fifteen Nazi tattoos I decorated my arms with.

Flu: kicks butt for a week. Apparently goes away. Me: returns to work. Flu:

You’d be panned for clumsy metaphors if you wrote this into a book.

Lupin?

One of the great features of the nuclear block is how it protects *you* from your "ah, let me have a quick look at this imbecile post, just this one time" worst instincts

Don’t read the Guardian to inform yourself about private credit. Some basic errors in here.

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings

Top is in, lads.