What's "Ooofty" in Spanish? #ARGEGY

Yum.

"Look. The BBC knew they couldn't call it Top Cat because of a preexisting cat food brand with the same name and because of their public funding and brand exposure rules. Fine. They called it Boss Cat instead? Fine. But it's an establishment witch-hunt to say the show was just Bilko but with cats."

Icing, meet caketop.x #USABEL

Dunno, Stevie. Just thinking out loud here but maybe sexual assault is actually bad even if you do broadly agree with the alleged perpetrator's politics? I mean, I went off the guy after the whole him having an SS tattoo on his tit thing, but you do you.

Hydration break! #USABEL

Those 100% waffle tariffs coming into force tomorrow are really going to sting. #USABEL

We’ve entered the period of the evening when I can’t tell whether the “it’s all over now” vagueposts are about Platner, the USMNT or McConnell.

Hydration break! #USABEL

BaLolgun. #USABEL

I mean, I'd have rather he missed a penalty first, but if the end product is still seeing Ronaldo cry then I'm fine with this. #PORSPA

Is there a reason why the pundits are always wearing apparently off-brand sneakers of the BBC? Are you not allowed to have an obvious brand mark on display or something? Is this like a 2026 version of Boss Cat? #PORSPA

Hydration break! #PORSPA

I can't top this. #PORSPA

I've still not gotten over finishing 007 First Light tbqhwy. I need a new game to play.

data visualization is my passion.

Imagine making me wholeheartedly support Belgium tho. That's a truly special kind of fuckery right there. #USABEL

SATIRE! SATIRE! GET YOUR SATIRE HERE! #USABEL

SCHI-SM! SCHI-SM! SCHI-SM! SCHI-SM!

Me IRL.

I'm having a non-regulation hydration break to get me through the last 5 minutes. #MEXENG

2 hours of extra time. Got it. It's nearly 5 here. If this goes to extra time I'm just doing some shots and heading out clubbing afterwards. #MEXENG

I have parked the bus that is proverbial and which you were probably avoiding for more goals Forgive me we're understaffed so ahead and so nervous #MEXENG

Hydration break! #MEXENG

That was a soft penalty - and I say that as an irritatingly Scottish lad. Darren Cann can bite my hoop. #MEXENG

Back to the VAR room?! #MEXENG

This game's gonna liven up in a minute. Pique my interest, finally. #MEXENG

People’s princess

Sheesh. Just fuck already. The sexual tension is too much. #MEXENG

Let's go over to the VAR room... #MEXENG

I know spirits are high and everyone's on edge, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge how impeccably dressed Kelly Dalglish is again? #MEXENG

Bit of a game, this. #MEXENG

Mexic oh dear. That overly enthusiastic stadium announcer is going to need to go into witness protection after this. #MEXENG

Hydration break! #MEXENG

"The ball just does fly further here, that's just a simple fact." Yeah. Significantly less gravity at the Estadio Azteca because it's up a big hill. There's a big guy holding a string attached to Bellingham in case he floats off into a geostationary orbit. #MEXENG

Ladies and gentlemen. Please stand -if you are able- for the national anthem of England! #MEXENG

I'm intensely interested to see who wins this -if not all that bothered. For romance's sake? Mexico. Mexico '86 is the first tournament I can remember and was my preparation for a lifetime of Scotland disappointing me. Also, the prospect of having Trump handing the trophy to a Mexican? Ooft. #MEXENG

As an engineer and science communicator, I wasn't happy with how the BBC illustrated the altitude of the Estadio Azteca so I've made my own graph to give you a better idea of just what England are up against. #MEXENG

An extra hour of pre-match drinking? Thoughts and prayers, pub interiors. #MEXENG

Lovely wee bit of remembrancing about the brilliance of Maradona there on ITV. I get all nostalgic about snooker players having a snout and a pint during the game, but that lad had gak mule following him about the pitch with a Fleetwood Mac-sized bag of beak! That's why, for me, he's the greatest.

Incredible pictures of the teams arriving at the Estadio Azteca. Hopefully the lightning clears up before kickoff. #MEXENG

Braut Summer

STOP POSTING THINGS HAALAND HAS DONE ON SOSHY MEEDS THAT MAKE ME QUITE LIKE HIM ACTUALLY.

Feels so weird to be able to legit say Brazil going out at this stage wouldn't be a huge loss in terms of football-y stuff. #BRANOR

I was going to make a crude Photoshop pic of Haaland as Alice the Goon from off of Popeye, but I honestly can't see how the payoff / effort ratio works out in my favour so I've decided not to bother. #BRANOR

It makes my wee tiny mind bubble and fizz away to little more than smelly gunk that FIFA are just like, "yeah, we own football and we're going to do totes bad stuff with it like every single day", and there's apparently just absolutely nothing anybody can do about it.