Happy 30th Anniversary Of Tony Yeboah At Selhurst Park to all who celebrate x 🥳

This wasn’t us

The boy is destroying me

Fell over at football and ruined my shoulder and am now necking codeine like they're Smints. This week's drawings will not be good.

Lord knows we don’t ask for much, but this game disintegrating into a 9v9 three-all draw that is abandoned after 83 minutes would really hit the spot

Please enjoy this ongoing thread as my football team try to remove a broken tractor from the middle of our home pitch. Kick off in 17 minutes.

Heeeey, sorry we haven't drawn anything lately. Been a bit busy with real life and what have you. Normal/terrible service to resume next week hopefully. Consider this fair warning. x

Harrowing

Our butterflies are hatching

Someone asked if our drawings were AI

Forest you maniacs

There should be a name for the very specific hum generated by a moderately bored England home qualifier crowd

Blinking awake on this doomstruck Saturday morning, I hear it on the breeze: the desperate clarion call for a stand-in goalkeeper. Time to dig out a silly jersey.

Realised today that I haven’t seen Cheap Panini in ages. They came over later than I did to Bluesky. But they’re here now, hallelujah.

Don’t know how to approach it, do we draw Levy walking away hand in hand with Paddington bear

Spurs fanbase currently going through that Thick Of It episode where Malcolm resigns and nobody knows what to do

Back to school

Good morning

If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier

TOMORROW our season begins, and it's entirely possible we've gone overboard with the match graphics. JOIN US on our adventures as we dedicate ourselves to the overthrow of evil forces/avoiding relegation from the Oxfordshire Senior League Division Three. LOVE 💚 PEACE ☮️ FREEDOM 🕊️ UNION STREET 🦡

🙏 SHARES APPRECIATED 🙏 WANTED: grassroots football teams with good vibes and a social conscience to connect with and (who knows) maybe play friendlies and stuff with. Any ages/abilities/genders welcome. If you know of such a team with a presence on Bluesky, please do send them Union Street's way 👇💚

A single transfer replacing the rabona skills of Erik Lamela and the vast cranial dome of Eric Dier. Fantastically efficient work.

Should be mascots next

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Who will Sesko’s 2026-27 Serie ‘A’ loan be to? Roma seem a good fit

how's it going Russell

If I was Manchester United I would simply not implode spectacularly for the amusement of others

We haven’t even drawn him yet

Morning

Have left the country briefly to avoid bad things (Tottenham playing)

We will never learn

Happy 60th Birthday to George Weah’s favourite cousin 🥳

Resolute in failing to learn from our mistakes after drawing MGW in a Spurs shirt

YEP

If I was either of these two football teams, I would simply play better football for the entertainment of millions

A beautiful day 💚🧡 (the result, Union Street have unilaterally decided, wasn’t important)

Not saying he necessarily manifested Richarlison’s performance today but our boy made this out of Lego this morning 🐦

The football team I’m lucky enough to play for played a friendly today against the refugee team we’ve been financially supporting for a wee while and they’ve now been accepted into the league system and they gave us this ball as a thankyou gift and it’s just lush isn’t it x

I do love this silly man

PROUD 💚

Good grief

❤️

If you insist

Emily's shirt review is, as ever, an essential part of the opening day of the PL season

🔟 hours till the Premier League returns

Would more mugs help

The 🐐 has retired @tottenhamhotspur.com get on with it you cowards

I fear for Farke. But will enjoy Big Ange ultimately keeping Leeds up.