Quick question for Aston Villa fans: if I spend today - already horribly sleep-deprived - drawing some special Europa League winners doodles, d'you want your heroes in the home kit or the away one worn last night? x

WANT BITS NEXT WEEK? YOU GOT THREE HOURS x

Guys we're so tired

🚨 COMUNICADO OFICIAL We're off to Germany for a week from Friday so I can embarass myself in a football tournament. SO if you want ANYTHING from our shop such as - Arsenal league-winners mugs - World Cup wall charts - assorted other nonsense you've got till noon-ish tomorrow x 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com

Yep

Well this is how I deal with pain. Please buy a set so i can pay for a cannon to fire myself into the sun #arsenal 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/ars...

Dom Ball doesn't seem too impressed with my work ethic today. @noscoredraws.com #CUFC 💛🖤

Warning to Arsenal fans: mugs may arrive brimming with my tears

Well this is how I deal with pain. Please buy a set so i can pay for a cannon to fire myself into the sun #arsenal 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/ars...

Not sure if we have the stomach for a whole new batch of drawings but we'll stick Hincapie's arse on there to help capture our mood

Soon

I mean that is worth a holy crap www.theguardian.com/football/202...

is that good

this can't be good for productivity

[pencil sharpening intensifies]

Fine

Not drawing that

If I’m a Spurs fan who has seen Xavi Simons and Cristian Romero sent off for comparable challenges this season and has just seen Havertz get away with that, my head would be on Mars Oh no I am a Spurs fan

Blimey

My phone has started making it's discomfort known whenever I do anything with it (being slow, getting very hot, crying etc) even though I'm sure I've only had it two years and I just checked and apparently I bought it second hand in January 2021, is that good

Wanna buy our jigsaw? It's a pain in the arse. 🛒🧩 noscoredraws.com/products/won...

A deeply sensual man

sickos.jpg

He is so large

Friends fear he’s been in the loft

Byeee

If I was Joshua Zirkzee I would simply have practiced more at being a professional footballer

There’s a few things that are just part of the furniture of the world that, if they didn’t exist and you proposed introducing them now along with all their well-known (to us) associated problems, simply would never be implemented. Cars, golf, Question Time etc. VAR is now firmly in this category.

Someone just bought a set of *this* season's Spurs mugs and honestly you've got to respect that level of sickness

Yep

Woof

Same here unfortunately. Will be ceasing sales to the EU & Northern Ireland very soon, it's just become impossible. It's easier to send a set of mugs or a poster to Japan than it is to post it to Belfast.

We've had enough. The press is one of the last guardrails against Gianni Infantino's autocracy. But Fifa does all it can to crush the media and prevent us from doing our work. An editorial from @josimarfootball.bsky.social. And please support us if you can.

Just enjoying a brew in my new YCFC mug from @noscoredraws.com and, in related news, quite possibly having nightmares tonight.

Majestic

Slightly wonky World Cup wallcharts are landing - if you’ve ordered one and it’s not arrived yet, rest assured it’s on its way. Apologies in advance x 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com

Making salad just now and I dropped a yellow pepper and caught it on the end of my toe like Bergkamp bringing down Frank de Boer's raking long ball against Argentina at France '98

Celebrating the departure of Wes Streeting by cracking open the sherry and treating myself to one of these beauties 🙂

"My pitch. My Old Trafford. My Dune"

The Nightbringer, known by the ancient Necron name of Aza'gorod, also called Aza'gorod the Nightbringer, and Kaelis Ra ("Destroyer of Light") by the Aeldari, is one of the C'tan, and was once the mighty Star God of death, darkness, and destruction. Legends tell of the Nightbringer as the first and

T H E Y A R E A R R I V I N G

Editor: you get those kit launch photos of Bryan Mbeumo? Photographer: Sure did, boss. Tapering to an abyssal void of infinite darkness just like you asked. Editor: what

He'll be fine. I think.

Once again I have fallen foul of the toaster that is Leeds United

I am once again in the bath where Tottenham Hotspur cannot hurt me

Terrible things are happening

End of season promotion/trophy-winners we've drawn so far: COVENTRY CITY IPSWICH TOWN LINCOLN CITY CARDIFF CITY YORK CITY MK DONS CAMBRIDGE UNITED LUTON TOWN Much more to follow. All equally wonky. Head to our shop if you'd like to make an unwise purchase x 🛒 NoScoreDraws.com

I think these scenes may be absolute

Jarringly weird to watch an entire football game hoping for absolutely nobody to score a goal But watch it I will

INEXPLICABLE PB 🥳