We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death Chipper fella, me.

What a deal they’ve hammered out there.

It's true, Odysseus should've been played by an actual Greek actor

Kevin Keegan: he hated fascists

Ftr I do not believe Jeremy Bentham would say this

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Everyone I know who ever met Kevin Keegan always said how genuine and kind and nice he was. A lovely man. How many moments he gave us, even those too young to watch him play. Proper legend of the game.

The first WSC contributor to hold the office of Prime Minister – Andy Burnham for WSC 101, July 1995

He told his core voter base to fuck off, then fuck off some more with his actions.

His mother, María Arthuer, crossed the Sahara Desert barefoot in 1994. She climbed over Melilla’s border fence penniless and pregnant with Iñaki. Today, her son is a world champion. #respect

There's some blame to be placed on Spain here. Tactical wizardry and use of space in mind, they refuse to pull the trigger or speed things up even when it's to their benefit.

Don't remember this episode of Red Dwarf.

Me at kick-off / Me at full-time

A 39-year-old Messi going into extra time? Argentina are down to 9 men.

Ok the previous 92 minutes are totally worth it to see Enzo get sent off. Fantastic.

Hahahaha tremendous

This final is a homage to an iconic moment in American culture.

This is one of the worst football matches I have ever seen, and I support SWINDON.

ADHD Procrastination Kings

The Fist of God! If he’s not going to win it,we need a Zidane style freak out!

Argentina’s game plan

Why wasn’t all this just used for the closing ceremony? Which, by the way, was dreadful. I wouldn’t have minded muppets etc before kick off…

Oh fuck off. Bring back the Turkish meat bother at this rate.

Toddler brought home a virus last week. Took out my wife end of last week and yesterday. I am now in whole world of pain on World Cup final day. Yay.

Badenoch just said, on national TV, that UK's carbon emissions have gone up "in total" because of the 2008 Climate Change Act. They have, in fact, declined by more than half. Did #Kuenssberg break in to point this basic fact out? Of course not

Billionaires having much more success making Earth like Mars than the other way around

Ok this is very good

New commercial: "...and if you like watching this standard of defending, check out MLS!"

Jude Bellingham said absolutely not and yeah, fair play.

Olise couldn't score against England. Every time he had a chance images of Greggs Spoons and Only Fools made his heart skip a beat

The referee has got to add more time. For a laugh.

OK there's one takeaway I can make from this game and it's Malo Gusto isn't very good

Have we considered that only the goal at that end of the pitch is working?

Michael Olise is wearing a half and half undershirt or something. Subdued finishing, never mind celebrations.

Declan Rice once the Thomas Tuchel era is done with him.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine an Argentinian boot stamping on a Spanish chest. Forever.”

Me in the semi-finals of Masterchef when whoever presents it now asks how I’m getting on:

This is precisely as stupid as the third/fourth-place play-off should be. Well done to all involved.

Will be very funny to see England lose this with Tuchel once again retreating in the next 10 mins or so 😂

Are there any nearby French islands in the channel we can use a bedsheet to moan about at full-time?

Anthony Barry for the Golden Ball.

Problem with your order ma'am? bsky.app/profile/caro...

TFW you’re a European club’s email inbox this summer

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

Meet the new boss. Worse than the old boss.