Anyone know whether all UK adults to require digital ID under Keir Starmer plan? Frustratingly hard to tell from this

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The white square on the back of Sunderland’s shirt where the squad numbers go is very ‘Nationwide League 1996-97’ (and this is a good thing)

Thought my mum was having a medical emergency for a second before realising she’s just excited for Strictly

Seeing Man Utd going 1-0 up

New Divine Comedy album today

‘We’re now happy to take questions.’ ‘Hi, Chris Mason, BBC News. What would Reform you both say is Reform the state of the Reform special relationship and do you Reform think it can be Reform sustained over the Reform coming years? And if I may also add as a follow-up: Reform. Thanks.’

Please, Mr Heaps was my father’s name. Call me Spermy.

When I was a kid the Red Arrows were due to do a big flypast over our village so all us local urchins excitedly went out to watch for it. While we were waiting a neighbourhood lad called Dennis came by on his bike and started doing no-handed wheelies and we all watched him and missed the flypast

Björn immediately regretting his decision to jump out of a second-floor window

Breaking news: Robert Redford, the big-screen idol turned Oscar-winning director, independent film advocate and environmental activist, died at 89.

Boarded the bus and stood holding my phone over the machine for ages as nothing happened. Driver. ‘Yeah, this thing sometimes takes a bit of time to get itself warmed up and ready for action.’ Me: (trying to be amiable): ‘I know the feeling! …Sorry, I don’t actually know what I meant by that.’

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

Tell me what a particular character’s accent is if you feel it’s important, but please, trust me to handle it from there

Righto

What a lovely story

I was looking forward to a weekend double-bill of Spinal Tap II and The Long Walk, but my local cinema is just showing Downton Abbey 274 times a day instead

Wow - Vin Diesel putting together quite a cast here. It’s like the Expendables

Powerful

This will save lives

I think sometimes you’ll see a film at just the right time on just the right day at just the right moment in your life. That was The Life Of Chuck for me this afternoon.

‘Thanks so much for joining us on what I appreciate is a busy day. Tell us, how do you feel about your appointment to the cabinet this afternoon?’

‘Now, let’s hear more on this developing story from our political editor Chris Mason…’

Gave an elderly couple directions to the wrong ward, realised my mistake as I got into a lift, got off a few floors up, took the stairs back down, searched corridors, finally found them and babbled ‘I’m so sorry, I got mixed up, I had to find you or it would haunt me all day’ - they looked terrified

Won £50 on the premium bonds

Yes

James Trafford watching on as City sign Donnarumma

I can

I’m not

Big Jim gathering the remaining dinnerladies tomorrow

Man United

A goalscorer born in 2008? No. Sorry. That’s got to be a straight red.

I don’t want to be too shrill about this but I think the BBC, ITV and Sky have disgraced themselves in their coverage of the anti-refugee protests. A massive failure of judgement. But now we know the next time a progressive protest “isn’t news” that it’s nothing to do with numbers

The scorer of the first goal at Everton’s new stadium

Everton’s new stadium passes the camera angle test. Unlike Wembley, which remains our national shame.

A 15-year-old playing for Arsenal

When you accidentally bump into someone while you’re writing a BBC Sport headline