Christmas niblets

Rosie is just waiting her turn

Merry Christmas to all who are celebrating today. And to the fellow dads, get those garbage bags ready, can’t have a scrap of wrapping paper left behind today

Me: overstimulated by 14 hours of screen time, a quart of coffee every day, sleeping to podcasts and YouTube videos Zuzu Bailey: I can't sleep. I want to look at my flower

still my favorite christmas post

She’s furious…

Absolutely never misses

The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (Feel pretty good about my chances)

It me, but also screaming “ball” and pointing at the loose football as if that’s gonna help anyone on the actual field

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

“Why won’t you yearn for the mines, mindless plebes?”

We have reached the "cookies for breakfast" part of the calendar.

Everything is so fucking stupid

Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here

This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?

When they ask me what radicalized me

The whole “6-7” fad teens love is simply the Central-Eastern airing time of their favorite news program, 60 Minutes

Weissand Effect

4th and 2. Game on the line. You need the fastball here. I remember my college coaches telling me you gotta rip it on this route. I couldn't. Maye can.

Five minutes left. Down three. Need a big drive. Not a bad way to start it. Again, watch the eyes on the end zone angle as he rips this crosser

989. Incredible go ball. And watch his eyes on the end zone angle. Help freeze the play-side safety and prevent him from making an early break on this throw.

3rd and long. Late third quarter. Get pressured, keep the eyes downfield, make a throw

Drake Maye. 3rd and 13. Rip the dig on the dagger concept to move the sticks

Computer, enhance

Bump

I'm gonna be mad about that fake punt until spring

I very much enjoy watching Drake Maye play football

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

Cleveland using the old-school power I my heart is full.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

I feel like every time I look back at this game Mike Elko is celebrating a missed field goal

That kick never had a chance.

Doctor in emergency room: "When did your concussion symptoms start?" Me: "I was cooking dinner and drilled my head on the knee of the statue on the kitchen island"

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

Oh fuck this guy

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

I'm screaming

And the two-point conversion. Pretty calm in the pocket here:

The TD. Love the eyes, the decision, and the subtle footwork to reset around the interior pressure:

Cue Gus Johnson screaming "he threw that into a shoebox!"

Taking a spin through Darnold's final drive. What a throw on the move:

Come ON

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Both fit imo

Seems I made the right call…