LRT reminds me of when I changed my twitter handle (same as over here) over 10 years ago and all of my mutuals were like "You fool. You trickster. You charlatan. How dare you change your name. Change it back. You rapscallion." So I changed it back and I've had this handle to this day

had it for 25 years, all the way back to when i was posting on message boards in 2001. recently i saw a couple of presumably younger people who got the idea that i was the creator of calvin & hobbes. never would've guessed that would be an issue but figured it was probably a good idea to switch

I had to put the game on mute and play "Bad Habits" by Steve Lacy and sing along with the falsetto parts, I needed to calm down lmao

It's been that kinda start for Austin Riley, that shit rolling foul is wild lmao

i am not crashing out bc the braves are losing they lose a lot i am crashing out BECAUSE THESE BOYS OVERDOSE ON IN N OUT BURGER EVERY TIME THEY GO OUT THERE AND FORGET HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL

LOVE WAITING ALL DAY FOR THE BRAVES TO PLAY BASEBALL IN CALIFORNIA JUST TO BE MAD ONLINE LATE AT NIGHT I LOVE IT

Chris Sale walking in a run with nobody out against the Angels is some PEAK California Barves bullshit

I get mad every time they run a Whataburger commercial because ain't no way I'm going all the way to Kennesaw just for a ham bur ger

oh please dont let the california barves stick around for another season

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

I'll give it to the Braves (or at least their press box pantry chef): Their complimentary hot dogs this year are FIRE. They have been flying out of the box this year when usually I was able to take home two or three lol

My hot take about ballpark food is that teams should spend more time making their hot dogs better and less time with this. If I want braised beef short rib, I sure as hell ain't ordering it at Wrigley Field.

Has he always had that big-ass bald spot? Holy shit, he is looking even more haggard than usual

Greg Maddux needs a big-ass check

Thank you Chicago Sky for being extremely poorly run

This is still such a surreal moment for me because I wish I could go back to like 2008 and tell that version of me that in six years, Bryan Danielson was gonna go over on 3 members of Evolution in a single night at daggone WrestleMania

Pretty fitting for NPB that they finally got a TV deal over here on a channel that 5 people have heard of

Sorry, we can’t be tamed.

Happy Easter

Preaching to the choir here but yeah, a Dem president dropping an F-bomb on Easter would've been covered like a five-alarm fire. Hell, Joe Biden caught hell for acknowledging Trans Day of Visibility when it fell on Easter that one time!!!!

baseball is a hard sport

bah humbug

Geniunely hilarious that so far, all it took for Elder to get consistent was "Go play golf with Greg Maddux"

im bout tired of alek thomas

MLS is so much fun because a golazo like this can happen just hours after The Toronto Incident

TIL Fox Sports is still using "Roundball Rock" lmao

LeBron finally showing symptoms of Billionaire Brain, sad

MLS BEFORE dark?!

there's a cadre of white dudes on this site who spend literally all their time posting like shit and getting into fights and then complain about the unique toxicity here. I guess if that was my entire experience I would probably not enjoy it very much either, which is why I don't do that

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

Bless your heart, you're 12 years old

3 shutout wins in 8 games for the braves lmao wtf

I don't blame Sewald at all for having the "no fuckin way" look on his face after Riley hit that deep fly ball lmao

lmao the readio crew was JUST talking about how Ozzie had 2 dingers off of Sewald and now it's 3

“No runs, one hit, no errors, and one Moronic Fan” thank you, Ben Ingram

Ben Ingram went into football mode calling the Idiot Running On The Field just now lmao

That is the only way that sequence made sense lol

ummmmmmmmmmmm the braves just got away with one with the disengagements

Idk if we're doing spoilers for Invincible or not but there is one series of fights between two combatants that reminds me of the Swerve/Hangman feud in AEW: This is utterly nasty I never wanna see these two fight ever again. Five stars, though

I swear it's like everybody just completely forgot that the block button both exists AND works on here. You don't have to go back and forth with a bunch of folks who are willfully trying to ruin your day!

As usual, whoever comes behind these elite bootlickers will be worse but HOO BOY it is always hilarious to get the details of them finally realizing just how little of a shit President Peepaw gives about them

L E B R O N H A S T E R R I B L E T A S T E

i;m up thinking about thos beans* *Beans being "The Braves may be playing extra hard because the team-selected player of the game gets to take a golf putt for money after a win"

Braves 1-for-1 on the road in 2026. It took them 9 tries to get their first road win last year. Things are already looking up lol

lol im freddie freeman

Goodnight sickos 🫡 same time tomorrow, except on Apple TV

good baseball game braves

belt

Fun fact about me since this is the app to talk about boring bullshit about yourself: I turned off Game 7 of the 2001 World Series and started getting ready for school the next day when Alfonso Soriano hit the homer late for the Yankees. "Ah well, Yankees win again, I ain't watching this"

no tiny change can take something from deeply uncool to undeniably hip like removing one ear flap from a batting helmet