Just saw who is doing the pre game concert for our next game and I have no idea who that is and I’m sure his music is trash but his shorts are a slutty length and he has the sleeves on his at least 75% unbuttoned shirt rolled up. I might need to get tickets.

Now for the fun “figuring out where everything goes after all the new shit I bought in the last year” part of decorating

lol whatever happened to Matt

Emily no you can’t use that bonus money to go see a concert on Monday night in a different city no that’s bad stop it

I can tell this is an attack ad bc it makes him sound cool

/slides unexpected bonus money over to the trip money pile

It’s Atlanta fall so it might not be cool out but the weather has shifted enough to give me a raging headache this morning

That’ll do

God Lisa Barlow is drowning on wwhl

Do you think it’ll make any kind of point to send Jon Ossoff daily requests for $12.50 like he does to me or would it just give me a nice chuckle

“I missed the sunset” The 21 photos on my camera roll disagree. This is getting to be a problem.

Oh baby gorgeous how did you think this was going to play out

Block their asses for the love

Watching the playoffs right now.

Missing the best parts of the show waiting on my food, but did get this

I have once again ordered bbq bc I cannot be trusted with finances but I did eat at home like all last week (between you me and the bank Saturday didn’t happen)

Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD

Why can I smell you from my house

Fucking hell I hate being out of the office bc inevitably I come back and for weeks I’m finding shit other people just didn’t tell me they didn’t do

None of you are allowed to analyze that in any way fyi

God damn am I a sucker for a slight southern accent telling me thank you.

Multiview won’t let me be great

Carbonara is a breakfast food

just guess

Can I stand the cringe of listening to a romance novel bc I didn’t realize the one I checked out is #2 in a series and #1 has an 8 week wait and I have audible credits

Tried on a black lace dress I was hoping would be a replacement for one of my longest sought old dresses and was HORRIBLY disappointed (bc the other dress was incredible and I am silly to think I will ever find it again)

I *think* this is an attempt at a white & gold display (buttons in the bowl are football themed but there’s only one undefeated local team and it’s not them)

I can tell my meds are working bc I’m simply annoyed at a coworker instead of flipping desks and breaking things

Now we’re just being rude

lol fuck off but this is the least active of my rooting interests so if they’re going to be the ones eating all the obnoxious bullshit I’m good

I am terrified of a perfect football weekend this is scary

Oh my god that catch

Unapologetically love all the conjuring movies

Hahahahahaha seems like this guy got fired

Bubba next door neighbor cracked his ribs for funsies

Anyway. America’s pop princess is releasing her new album during our bye week, in case you were looking for signs the universe loves me specifically.

Ran all the way over there to tell him good job as he was passing by, that’s great sportsmanship

Me: maybe I’ll just update the close friends list and keep the hornt memes there Me 2 minutes later: posts “I love sucking dick” to main Idk I tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

l o fucking l at 2016 forever

Had to drop this gem in a quote bc randos can’t reply

there is a certain type of bsky user who sees trump voters as absolutely free of responsibility for their choices but gets mad at any liberal that fails to meet stringent and constantly shifting criteria they’ve come up with.

The fuck is “sheriff country” we just pulling out the thesaurus on police state or?

Oh heyyyy kliff

I do want to go see the new c tates movie

“London is strong and long” we’ve got sensual football going on over here

Hey I’m told that offsides is worth 18 points

What the fuck just was that fumble

Shouts out to my vape pen for playing hide and seek and getting me to clean my room

Today is the last day Marcell Ozuna is on my favorite major league baseball team. And that is worth celebrating.