Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Chuckling about how the challenge system for ball/strike calls is going to make a bunch of dudes who were listed at 6'1" in the past be listed at 5'11" this season

A lot of us despise the Trump regime, Per, doesn’t mean I want the elementary school in my town vaporized.

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

Imagine you're paying like $100 a month or whatever for Claude and realizing the government used the same shit to kill schoolchildren in Iran. And they're using your tax money to pay for it. So you're paying Claude twice to kill kids. Crazy.

it’s gritney bitch

Anyway. Jobs are stupid, just do your silly bullshit.

Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joe’s Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.

I would like to remind people that AI has already been used to kill people OpenAI and Microsoft supplied Israel with AI models to track and kill people in Gaza which led to increased civilian deaths apnews.com/article/isra...

this is just who they are they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

Remember that tech sales job I had and hated once they switched from data training to AI training? They wanted to sell AI training to the Israeli military. So I feel exceptionally fucking gross about ever having been there but real proud that I decided not to make them another dime after that change

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

Six boxes of Girl Scout cookies 🥰

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?" Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

This is what I mean. And once you see the world this way you can’t unsee it. bsky.app/profile/myth...

have u ever successfully executed a distraction maneuver in a non-video game context? no you haven't. now think about how smart you are and imagine somebody much more fucking goo-brained doing so. people order things done because they want the things to happen you facile shit

Underrated thing that could happen: I could get stuck there

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

President Macron, please sir, our blameless thots should not have to pay the costs of our evil government 🥹

Fucking blue maga also nutting in their drawers to call this a distraction is equally god damn disgusting. Does anybody have any fucking humanity left

They gonna let me go to France in three weeks or

Me to the black cat standing in the dark bathroom being loud af at 7:05 am: I have had about god damn enough of men shouting at me for no reason, shut up

Emilyyyyyyyyyyy put your phone down and find something else to do today

This administration harming young girls? Never

Everybody wants 3k word recaps of reality tv right

I love how the number one sign that my mentals are good is that I’m cooking real food again

i genuinely think a lot of people on social media should step away from the keyboard and rub one out. this is an across the board recommendation & valid most days on here. you’ll feel better. you could also go take a shit. fuck touching grass. poster, purge thyself.

As Mistress of ACC Propaganda I do sign off on these rankings

Interesting angle on the new season of Love is Blind

So the women’s hockey team got fresh pasta at a swanky restaurant in Milan with Stanley Tucci and the men’s team got cold McDonalds in a room blaring Toby Keith where the President didn’t even eat with them. Y’all idk if you’ve noticed but the patriarchy sucks FOR YOU.

the office phone numbers for every michigan regent are at the bottom of this post. warde manuel has made it clear, repeatedly, that he's not fit to lead. thebucketproblem.beehiiv.com/p/bo-schembe...

I have so many bravo screenshots that I need to start categorizing this shit. They really are perfect for so many things

Doing my silly bullshit but my silly bullshit is what I’m supposed to be doing is such a wild feeling. I feel like cackling nonstop

Watching this ep again and genuinely perfect toast

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾 BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

nice argument, but i have already depicted myself as a friendly and helpful neighbor and you as a deranged online racist

Good morning, I’m mad

West Wilson god damn it I was rooting for you

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

"bluesky is dying" nobody cares. true posters will write "my dog a chonky boi" or "fuck Matt Yglesias" on a torn rag, stuff it in a bottle, and throw it into the ocean

Oh hey Emily went outside again

I’ll do it

Summer House featuring Duke’s Mayo is ACC culture

in my experience, safe state queers often look down on and underestimate those of us in what they call 'flyover country'. there is often an assumption that barely any trans people live in these states and that we of course wish to live elsewhere. we should not have to leave our home for rights.

The thing that usually stands out to me when I travel to other countries is how open and vibrant their public spaces feel -- people just hanging out, playing music, serving up arepas and ice cream from carts, just being outside -- and public transit, public transit, public transit.

Highly recommend figuring out your life. It is actually fun to be in planning mode rn

Morphsuits now