Idk if this is growing up but the bleak world is shit jokes are just not funny anymore? I would like to find moments of collective joy without somebody being like “I have no ability to have fun. Enjoy a roast beef sandwich” every time, ya know?

I’m back babydollllll

Butter noodles + scary movies bc idk what to do with myself without soccer on

The results are in

Could really use a ____ _______ and maybe _________

He’s definitely mad everyone wants to fuck my senator

Exposure therapy for asking for the salary I deserve is just putting silly numbers down twice a week

We don’t claim him actually

give these men complimentary tickets immediately

I once had to arrange utilities disconnection for a woman who refused to read her meter as 'the cellar is haunted.' When I got the engineer's report back it read; 'Could not disconnect, was pelted with nails by unseen entity.'

It's not "too woke" to say that straight men who rape women should be reviled for being rapists, not tarred as secretly queer. To imply they're gay, or that they wear dresses, to distance them from manhood, is to insist that their violence is "deviant" rather than utterly banal and normative.

Currently dealing with this issue and it is NOT fun. A toxic mix of culture war and fears about declining autonomy. Good urbanism could help fewer people have to go through it.

A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.

“The Guardian wins the ‘Caption of the Year’ competition: - William Merrin @theguardian.com

Mbappe in that match:

Alright do I want to watch a horror movie or a romcom

He’s not hurt he’s just down

That man said I’m pretty enough to survive this

I’ve seen tighter

Oh I guess I just had to complain. My bad

This is the exact opposite of the game yesterday and I hate it

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

pausa de confrontación

the Count getting really into analytics would be a hilarious bit

Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.

I feel like we all moved on super quick from Madonna

fifa said

Coulda cut this down to The Muppets and Shakira and had a half time show that started World Peace. Alas, Beiber.

Are we all in a cult now is that what happened over the last month

Imagine doing this in front of the English

Why is this happening Jason

Yeah, I watched the Odyssey

0 survival instincts 100 friendship instincts

like this sort of thing, but for vehicles bsky.app/profile/worl...

the debate is where else we should put these in right? right??

This gun’s for hire, even if we’re just…

Not sure how the prime autoplay got me from a time loop romance (I think, I fell asleep) to space horror overnight but good morning Patrick Wilson is fighting the moon

a few good Jessica’s

Early bad brain hours tonight, let’s make it worse by watching movies

Oh sure when World Cup football ends 6-4 it’s a great, exciting game but when Penn State-Iowa football ends 6-4 it’s an affront to God’s will

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Every time I hide post for me I should get something pretty

I deserve a treat for leaving that alone actually

A girl can’t R E L A X god

Welp late night scroll was fun for a minute and then my brain was like “no bitch remember how you’re unlovable?”

Excellent LEGO art