Is the broadcast going to acknowledge Pride night

Emily close your blinds

💯!! All in on Widow’s Bay on AppleTV As @solomonrmissouri.com would say: It’s full of program!

Want to participate in #TTT tonight but also feel like absolute shit about my looks lately so 🙃

Woke king is here

4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.

File under: No shit, Sherlock.

the guys we invested all our money in instead of healthcare are like “wait a sec are you saying the r in roi stands for ’return’?”

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

Pretty much every blue city in America right now:

I’m not going to be nice about it

I’m sorry but I have negative patience anymore for car bullshit

How many people died on the highway this weekend

I think the median voter is much, much more clear-eyed and cynical about the present and future viability of the American regulatory state than we give them credit for. That's why they are taking matters into their own hands.

You fucking ghoul.

the phillies at 23-10 since april 28 and have gone from 10.5 games back to 9.5 games back. that's gotta be annoying as shit.

The Gayves are undeniable

Harryyyyyyyy

I swear this cat insists on laying on my vape pen

Lmao Ronnie

Who wants to bring me cheese fries

DOOBIE!

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

girl whose bedroom is always playing the pokemon center song when you walk in

Football. Should. Be. Fun.

🥹 P I N K 🥹

hey this is one of my best friends, and a tree fell on her fucking house. do me and her a solid would you please? she’s lovely and funny and the best mom to one of my favorite kids and she can’t catch a break. 💜💜💜

“I built an AI that’s now smarter than me” Brother I know haunted dolls that are smarter than you.

Not enough degrees outside this morning

Widow’s Bay (2026)

Closest I came was a guy in Paris jokingly asked “You don’t speak French?” when I took a second to process what he’d said to me

Tuesdays are hard to multitask. Check with Harry

Gross. I hate it. I hate her entirely.

STOP TOUCHING

You are! You are stupid!

You know what? Good for him if he did cheat on her.

YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA YOU FUCKING SHITBIRD

“He called her a dumb bitch” yeah wellllll she is a dumb fucking bitch so

Oh my goddddddd you weak bitch

So Amanda had some extra non craft services goodies during her break from the stage huh

I’m not going to impulsively dye my hair black right before I turn 40. I refuse to be that girl.

Aww lil bb Emily

"Man Who Exited From 7 Lane Highway Can't Believe Entitled Cyclists Riding Two Abreast"

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Tom RIDES THE D

Back at it in the first inning. Somebody owes me dinner

I think I may have figured out how to time my afternoon adderall correctly to not crash and to be functional all day

I fucking *hate* the little bubbles of who liked or reposted something on Instagram bc it 100/10 times covers up the captions on the thing I would like to fucking watch.

Oh my goddddd go to the library! I grab some kind of cookbook every time I’m there even if it’s just to flip through