just once I want someone to run up to one of the sideline cameras and yell “VAXXED?!” after they sack him

It's okay to be mad about the Astros cheating scandal for as long as you want. You can be mad, or not mad, or feel whatever you want about players for that, or for anything, for as long as you want. Never let someone spite shame you!

I've been unable to watch "The Pitt" because I have become horribly squeamish in the past few years and find myself looking away from the screen for like a third of each episode, and that's no way to live. But now I have a reason not to watch that doesn't make me feel like a wuss.

the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.

The river of affirmative consent

"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?" A list of ideas!

Wait *that* is Tim Horton?

The best announcer out there today is Wes Durham everybody else is fine at best Except Fowler who sucks right out loud

really a shame to watch walz and pritzker throw away any chance they had at my vote but thats what you get for refusing to protect your constituents in the face of an overwhelming, violent invading force

the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.

Give me some money… i have kinks I love cheese

Or something. It’s hard to even shitpost anymore bc yeah that’s just reality somehow

We had to end the war on protein to fund our invasion of Greenland

🙂

Buy the paint in the color of your eyes and graffiti my whole damn life

I’d estimate that like 90% of tradwife accounts are fake, esp on text based platforms

Ever wonder why people exclusively managing misdemeanors have guns in the first place?

Rest in piss Erich Von Daniken. Racist pseudoscience charlatan and a model for every flat earth, tartaria, Atlantis etc shithead who came after him

historically accurate☑️

Hey Bluesky where are we on group DMs

As if anyone needed it so clearly, but let’s notice that he was only interested in whatever law he was enforcing up to the point he was embarrassed.

Also I had to go back and edit that bc I tried to use the word “today” four times in two sentences bc my brain doesn’t work

Man I really need my medication or I cannot go to fucking work. The thought of trying to sit in an office for eight hours while the world is doing whatever hell is going to happen today is just not a thing I am capable of

a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.

What is this bullshit two day weekend nonsense.

This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.

A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march

Man I generally try to give people two seasons before I say they gotta go from a housewives show but uh Angel gotta go from Potomac

Olandria Carthen attends the #GoldenGlobes2026

(gratuitous panther noise)

“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp

I'm just going to leave this here.

they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)

we are not winning this thing without an armada of Matts, and I know y’all have busy lives but so does everybody else. figure it out

God, that’s a good chant evolution

Just on principle I’m cheering for the jags here bc I refuse to yield to cold weather in January. The days are getting longer and we’re bringing back the sun. Duval motherfucker idc

Lighter posting today as I watch this video on a continuous loop

Chicago’s LGBTQ+ community held a vigil yesterday for Renée Nicole Good. “We wanted to send a message to her wife, Rebecca, that we see you, we hear you, we stand with you, and we’re here with you—united as a community,” said Dawn Valenti, an LGBTQ+ and crime victim advocate who organized the vigil

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

This is why they could never make me hate you, Emily Henry.

There's an episode of TNG where Beverly teaches Data to dance, and she says "Why don't I teach you a style of dancing they'll do at a wedding? Computer, play—" and I wanted with all my SOUL for the next words to be "Back That Azz Up"

I swear to god if I spent months anxious about going to Paris only to have this trip canceled bc dipshit couldn’t be stopped from starting a war as he dies

The theory, practice of morals of it are important …… But the way I will not be ever able to forgive people for picking on these lil girls I don’t have a policy recommendation, because right now You’re making babies STRESSED and not enough adults are getting punched about it

Quick question: why is there not a romance category on HBO? I know y’all have enough content to fill it out. Why is it not organized?

He isn't Jeff Wholegamely folks

Read what you want, darlings, but it's odd when books that happen to feature sex are treated as radioactive and those about murder are treated as general interest.