If y’all make me mute ingredients I swear to fuck

Debating the finer points of some stylistic choices but hate week name dropped y’all can all get fucked (derogatory)

Oh my god I actually managed to get this letter done quickly what is life

Hate week

/updating muted terms in addition to muted accounts

Haaaaaa no that bitch has been muted for years we are not undoing that after this week. If y’all didn’t all love her I would just block her but

Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.

How is there not a “shut up and rearrange my guts” gif bc a girl has needs

Managed to get off the elevator on the wrong floor in my own building somehow and that was disorienting

Bah gawd Mall Krampus those posters had families. In other states. That they barely talk to.

when he proposed to her he said please 🥹

Y’all should definitely kick a fg

Ok it’s been a couple months with the iPhone 16 pro and I gotta say the button on the side that controls the camera never gets used and has made the phone incredibly uncomfortable to hold and idk if there’s a type of case that would be better or if I just have to deal with it for the next forever

Yeah that makes sense

Excited to have my heart stomped on by football three times in seven days

my proposal is to tax every company more than they claim theyre saving when they say theyre laying off people bc of ai

lol didn’t even have to try

How much more upset do I want to make myself tonight

The theme of this year is almost getting what you want.

I’m blaming Pitt fans for the shitass be the dj pick and you can’t stop me

I’m meaner than you so good call on scooting forward

Get out of my city.

Sorry you didn’t like me cheering for my football team

Oh the Budweiser song was not well received by the people in front of me

4th & 20 blaze it

I just would like to remind everybody what they expected at the beginning of the year bc god damn nine wins was not on my radar

This is me not throwing this mustard packet at the Pitt fan in the row in front of me

Impressed the dudes in the section by catching the mustard packet they tossed at me from down the row. Left handed. Still an athlete with eligibility, put me in. @ me for NIL opportunities

We have acquired mustard packets

Our section has become oddly fixated on mustard. I don’t understand it but it seems to be helping.

I’m efforting to not lose it but am also somehow weirdly zen

I might still change clothes who knows

Ngl I did some weed about it

Oh hi nice of you to join us offense

Ngl I did some weed about it

Got his ass

Shouts out to @wreckonrails.com for keeping me company during this nightmare

Lol no way I’m getting a picture through but hello from the upper east I am dying

Lolololol I forgot I skeeted this

You know around the fifth or sixth one these jello shots aren’t as strong

As someone without cousins I just get high in front of my parents

Aaaaaaaaaaaanxietyyyyyyy

Excellent point, costar

Man I love my coach

smokin that shit that made Abe honest

Adding to the list of things I didn’t need to learn this morning: I can DoorDash weed drinks

I do want Google computers to read my email and skim out the obvious spam; I didn't need Google computers reading my email to spam me with Google's own redundant and/or out-of-date alerts about package deliveries on top of the emails that already told me that information

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

I’m single bc I will do things like go to a Georgia Tech football game solo and that’s a level of broken that scares people off

They’re also just like bad at sexting