Trump's concept of "peace" is just like his concept of "fairness" nothing is fair, and he is never treated fairly, unless he gets all the money he wants also nothing is peace, and peace cannot be attained, until he has all the power he wants

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

when It Finally Happens I wonder how long they'll continue to insist that he's alive and well feel like the answer is "days" and not "hours"

"Noooooo! we must be BRIEFED on the OBJECTIVES first!!!!"

man wait until the Board of Peace hears about THIS

Don't let any employer tell you your job can't be done remotely

I read this and immediately thought "for or against?"

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Good morning everyo…ah shit, oh fuck I hate it here I hope it happens today

motherfucker is appealing the Supreme Court decision to the Supreme Court

all I'll say about this prompt is that it doesn't sound that intimidating, and I had hip surgery last year

installing trailers to import white people is perfect, I got nothing

Someone get a sword to Guillermo please

This Democratic Party civility fetish needs to fucking die

it'd be sweet if we could go like a single calendar day without republicans being evil dipshits solely for the sake of being evil dipshits they get nothing out of this besides making people suffer

historians will conclude that this was the single greatest concentration of woefully unqualified dipshits ever to gather for a photograph

Fuzzy Austin Riley looks weird

I strongly urge Republicans to announce they want to make birth control illegal right before the midterms

if you're outside in the Atlanta area, look up...Sandhill Cranes are heading north I trust them more than that stupid groundhog

a) that's interesting b) you can't just start the y-axis at 170 million, chart

Post old memes to confuse young people

four of the letters that appear in the phrase "stroke out" are SOTU

once again Ozzy has reminded me that a 140-lb dog does not *have* to swerve last-minute when he is sprinting directly at your knees how google concussion

I would love for some intrepid journalist to actually count the number of articles in major media outlets with this "oh he's 'bout to turn this thing around!" framing since his first term it HAS to be over 100

beyond stoked to have embarked on one of those optional home improvement projects that not only costs more than you originally intended but also reveals other, more expensive home improvement projects that must be completed immediately

if I were Max Clark I'd probably leave the diamonds in the dugout next inning

dammit Ronald don't you do that stop and start between 2nd and 3rd

y'all laugh but he can't take it off bc his tongue is stuck to the inside of it

was this...was this not already illegal

tending a fire on a winter's night...bringing logs in from the cold, stoking the coals, feeling manly...then you get a spwinter in your fingy and it's like OWWWWWWWWW

"I'll be a billionaire rapist pedophile, but I'll say 'y'all'"

if I recall correctly, a Mr...Trump? or something, can't remember, established the dollar amount for lawsuits regarding violated constitutional rights at ten billion dollars

we are so back

When you don’t fear the police

the only reason Derek Dooley has any recognition for his *first* name is because he sucked out loud at the one high profile thing he tried to do

I kinda want to be a little subversive at Truist this year...would they let me get away with NO ICE or would I have to make it NOICE? What else could I theoretically do here?

Nothing more American than “I should get to make your laws because my daddy was a good football coach”

...nine kingdoms?

75 degrees on Friday but I guess we got a little winter left

I understand that the FBI director is not personally responsible for investigating individual cases but when there's a high profile kidnapping like the Guthrie case, you'd think the family would prefer to not have the FBI director doing...this

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

a great day for the United States, I can only think of one thing that would make it better

sorey about your hock, eh

I got hungry just searching for the image

how many bobsled teams are like "we grew up in bobsled, we never wanted to do anything else but bobsled" and how many are "we are amazing athletes; sure, we can push this thing I guess"