Seriously that was way more emotional than I expected

Oh they gonna make me cry

I gotta say, this game means nothing but the vibes in the stadium are fantastic. Something about knowing you’re saying goodbye to baseball until spring

RONALD

Here we go 162

*Brian Jordan voice* CHOLLY MORTON

kinda crazy how, after a six-month season, baseball is completely over after today not a single game until spring training not one

I'm only sorta paying attention but it seems that the axiom of "until you HAVE to go for 2 or until you HAVE to go for it on 4th you take the points and move on" always holds up

I mean yeah it's almost the end of the season but this is some absolute garbage wussy low-energy shit

I don't really care who wins UGA/Bama, but I will say that my favorite memory of a Georgia loss is from like...2002? 2003? when Tennessee beat UGA and we all went out to old Buckhead afterwards. The band at Buckhead Saloon (which had some pre-Zac Brown Band components) said very early on...

something about Ronald being the calm one trying to usher Matty O away is hilarious to me

"Gemini, my wedding ring fell into the drain, where do I start???" "the bottom of the pipe you stupid dipshit, that's how gravity works, it's embarrassing as fuck for you that you need me"

he either typed this and thought it sounded tough or the person he delegates to type stuff typed it without pushback and either scenario is pathetic

don't think I've ever seen anyone use all three timeouts in the first quarter

if I dropped that pass I'd just keep running into the tunnel

I feel like it would be incredibly annoying to have your dad be a college football head coach

the first words out of any elected Democrat's mouth from now on have to be "Donald Trump is insane and he must be removed from office before he kills any more Americans."

we are trapped in the fever-dream nightmare constantly spinning in that dipshit's addled mind

Monty Python responses to the troops patrolling our streets are the best responses to the troops patrolling our streets

some people have the talent of throwing a baseball fast, which makes them lots of money I can whistle and call screech owls

a very honest question: what, in science, economics, or other field of study have conservatives been proven *right* about with rigorous study? what things have they taught us that have been found, to our great shame, to have been true?

This only happens to you once

our entire federal government is composed of shrieking whining tittybaby pussies

ok I've heard hyperbole before, but is there a word for extremely exaggerated hyperbole for psychotic effect

the other side to this coin is how many movies would be absolutely ruined if one punch didn't magically knock a bad guy out and remove him from the equation

*after waiting an hour for a meal I was told was on the way* Oh cool, had no idea this was their call

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

if your name is Brilyn Hollyhand you probably graduated high school while still stuffed in the locker

Imagine being such a dedicated asshole that you show up before dawn to cheer FOR the Nazis

the audacity of this administration bringing a "making a false statement" charge against literally anyone

"I've dreamed about introducing America to a plain white sweatshirt all my life"

anyway, there's a new Slow Horses

this is someone talking about how our Very Special Boy was on an escalator that briefly became stairs

CB Bucknor having a hilarious inning

The last weekday day game

Robert De Niro killing it even more

Jimmy Kimmel killed it. Much respect.

I watch Jimmy Kimmel maybe once every two or three months but I'm super interested in what'll happen tonight

I kinda hate that the first real Braves Bluesky season is ending so poorly bc I feel that we could've been truly obnoxious had we been about 10 games better

missed the whole robot umps announcement earlier but I'm def on the side of "if we have this technology, let's use it on every damn pitch and not let Marcell Ozuna burn both challenges in the first inning every game" as if we already didn't have enough reasons to scream at managers (and players)

FRENCH CANADIAN QUEEN NOW WE'RE SHARING SOME POUTINE

feeling like I'm going [even more] insane when ABC News is running a piece where they ask people who they trust more on Tylenol--their doctor or Trump--and never once saying something like "also the thing Trump is saying is fucking stupid" like "just one of them life questions, I guess"

"the most persecuted religion, Christianity"

somebody needs to throw a shoe at this guy pronto

it really hits home how insane and embarrassing that motherfucker is when he's bragging about himself in front of the goddamn UN

ladies and gentlemen...THE RAPTURE www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCd...

as I saw this unfold today, I remember my ex-friend, whose friendship I genuinely miss, telling me that I was succumbing to propaganda because I didn't see how amazing the people were that Trump surrounded himself with

obviously this sucks but I think the Braves owe him an option-pickup He has time to be worth $7MM before spring training

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists