Ed also said that Jeffrey Dahmer was innocent. just a hungry boy

DO IT

loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

woke up today and decided to kill my ego now my id and super ego are fighting

austin city council is gonna buy this from ryan for 10 million dollars

yall wouldn't respect me if you knew how much coffee creamer i use

10-7!? lmao

i wonder what the cold call lenders consider a good conversation rate on those offers? i guess it doesn't really matter anymore cause they're all bots now but it's absurd how many calls i get

i hate editing my own writing. either it's like i'm reading with rose colored glasses and everything looks perfect (and it's not) or i hate every word i wrote and basically just rewrite it as i go.

whoa who forgot to run the heat last night

surely Lucy will let us kick the football this time

stop me if you've heard this one before but this football game in Europe is headed for a tie

the pressure we put on animals to perform is just ridiculous

what i learned at the zoo is the stroller/wagon market is much wider and more diverse than i ever could have imagined

ah well nevertheless

psu winning is objectively the funniest outcome this weekend

what i learned at the zoo is the stroller/wagon market is much wider and more diverse than i ever could have imagined

the pressure we put on animals to perform is just ridiculous

on the one hand i am glad yttv is standing up to Disney cause not many other companies could. on the other hand i hate this and it sucks

on the one hand i am glad yttv is standing up to Disney cause not many other companies could. on the other hand i hate this and it sucks

i just don't know why people claim the NYTs is out of touch

i just don't know why people claim the NYTs is out of touch

whose tears are you tasting again ?

lmao at starbucks being the culture he misses

heard Put It On Me today and ja rule really was that guy for a while

it's amazing how important inbox zero becomes for me when i have actual work to do.

whose tears are you tasting again ?

still funny tbh

hahaha dick Cheney

Koa Peat is gonna be a problem

the reverse mortgage scam emails have started up again. can someone remind me if that's good or bad for the economic outlook of the country

like with all the problems on this app why make more for no reason ?

the new color on the bluesky icon is jarring af

lmao

i feel for toronto fans today but it is funny that drake took another L

i feel for toronto fans today but it is funny that drake took another L

maybe gonna have to take this back because big12 football is bad

it seems kinda anti trust-y for Disney to merge its owned streaming services on the same week that they pull their channels from youtubetv

big noon kickoff is almost unwatchable even without gameday to turn to

it seems kinda anti trust-y for Disney to merge its owned streaming services on the same week that they pull their channels from youtubetv

i used to wonder who the sticker feature of iOS was for but it's for parents who kids who make funny expressions

lol not taking a year to do 7 million new accounts

help my buddy out if you have an extra dollar or two. every little bit helps

it was time for kidrew to go to bed yesterday and naturally put on the kendrick halftime show. this kid didn't even make it to man at the garden

there's a special level of "fuck you" from southwest sending me an offer for a credit card and including that bags fly free with it as if they didn't fly free without it not 10 months ago.

there's a special level of "fuck you" from southwest sending me an offer for a credit card and including that bags fly free with it as if they didn't fly free without it not 10 months ago.

check on your friends. hug them while you can.

oh dang i guess i am a blue jays fan

"you see, i am one of the good Nazis!"

someone went through my car and took my old cleats and shinguards???