I wish the skeet didn’t give away the final 2 seconds because the interview is pretty perfect if you don’t know the punchline

An autistic woman searching Netflix for something new to watch will likely settle on her usual showreel of mortifying life moments that make her wish she’d never been born, it has been rumoured.

Mariners 17-1 in the Etsy Witch era

Sales associate at AutoZone or one of the greatest to ever do it?

Mariners win the division for the first time since 2001!!!!!!!!

Just because your crazy doesn't mean your wrong.

Shoutout to the asshole who went into the restaurant I was in to order takeout without a mask because he was sick and gave me and my wife covid. Wear a fucking mask if you're sick

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

Your 2025 Seattle Mariners are going to the playoffs!!!

If that (bullshit) autism announcement had happened under Kamala, MAGA would be taking fistfuls of acetaminophen to own the libs right now. They would be posting AI memes of Trump riding a Tylenol tablet like a motorcycle

Reading the article you’d never know that the gun range in question is operated by the Katy Police Dept.

The Tigers have lost 9 or their last 10 games since this

Still thinking about that catch last night

I would strongly argue that you will understand what the New York Times has become much better if you understand that they soft launched the new NYT with their trans coverage, and have been building and expanding from there. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

they don't want you to joke about a man's death but then they're out there saying things like this

Cal Raleigh most HRs in a season by a Mariner ever AAAHHHHH

Fascism is never full. It eats laws, neighbors, memory, until there’s nothing left but the chewing. It will never stop on its own—only when enough people say “no” together, loudly, stubbornly, even stupidly, refusing to be swallowed. Mass noncompliance is the only diet fascism can’t stomach.

It was very telling that for three days, none of the major TV anchors would have me on air one-on-one to talk about my firing from the Washington Post over Charlie Kirk. The first offers were from Black media, independent media, Substackers, and podcasters.

“This can’t be interpreted…as anything else but an attack directly on trans kids.” In my first byline for @teenvogue.com, I spoke with trans students, with Texas teachers, and those who support them about this troubling law that's singling out trans, enby and gender nonconforming young folks:

One week after a Nazi shot up a high school, Elissa Slotkin tells a pre-High Holidays "security briefing" she's worried about "left-wing antisemitism"

It’s much worse than the President taking a show off. It’s the capitulation of business anticipating what the President would want. It’s what I imagine happened to Colbert too. Trump doesn’t have to ask, that’s way worse

This is the point that is missing from the Kimmel discourse - the levers that Trump has for this are oversight of deals like Nexstar and TEGNA

Starting to think going to Seattle for vacation was a mistake. Now I'm comparing everywhere else to Seattle, which is better 😔

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

The tower of soft toys on an autistic woman’s bed are actually protecting a grotty little nest of unspeakable acts, it has been rumoured. Read this and other exclusive articles on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/mounta...

Mariners up 10-0 in the 4th. The Etsy Witch has no chill

Mariners on an 8 game win streak. Kirby is on the mound on Super Mario Day. Astros currently losing. Dumper just tied a Mickey Mantle home run record. The vibes are sublime

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

Found a cursed Batman/Harry Potter mashup pin. Things Batman has in common with JKR: ⚫ Has a billion dollars ⚫ Afraid of bats(?)

“The Golden Girls” premiered 40 years ago today.

The Etsy witch with 8 consecutive wins for the Mariners. Un fucking real

👋hi hi @wsj.com 😗 - KH

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

Went to sleep and woke up with Mariners leading the division. Conclusion: died in sleep

haven't seen any leading democrats respond to this by tripping over one another to announce that political violence is never acceptable

I guess the main thing I’m learning this week is that lots of elite media people knew charlie kirk personally and didn’t know any minnesota state legislators

live from new york

Charlie Kirk wasn't from New York. He didn't live in New York. The shooting didn't happen in New York. In July he Tweeted "Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who don’t belong." Why did the New York Yankees have a moment of silence for him?

the thing about playing by rules that the other team doesn't have to play by is that you fucking lose and you're also stupid and you're also getting everyone else killed

Oh my god that joke is so specific to me and my interests holy shit

I'm not an accelerationist, but we can't keep letting people experience a disconnect between electing psychopaths and feeling the effects psychopathic policies. There is one and only one way to stop fascism -- make the cost of fascism higher than fascists are willing to pay.

Dylan Moore officially has as much bWAR over 12 plate appearances with the Rangers as he had over his previous 213 with the Mariners. If you don't know what that means, this is how I feel about it as a Mariners fan:

Sam Altman. September, 2025. "Seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts" He cannot fucking be for real

In development hell; release date TBA

So Trump is going to tell us he's dead today, do I have that right

Does putting cream in your coffee make it a mixed drink

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

Another player (Miguel Vargas) injured at first base because the league won't put in a safety bag, which would cost them nothing.

Can someone please give me like $100,000 so I can move to Seattle please. Please bro

Let's make it a clean 50! WHY NOT!