find the lunch joint in your town that's offering a new hoagie called the Sean Dunn. those are your people

once I cleared the front lounge of the bus just by watching the original version of SNDN1 for half an hour or so. utterly ruinous vibes

I'm sorry I'll get back to my own jokes & talking about music shortly but I

HELL YES CHICAGO KICKS ASS AND HATERS KICK ROCKS

seldom has one man's face more effectively conveyed the exact phrase "I gotta get the fuck outta here"

when I say "everybody else" of course that doesn't include the president, who stands there like a lump

the leader of the department of health literally runs away everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here" let a hundred gifs bloom

heritage foundation sounds like a great place to work and I hear there's openings

we have an album coming out tomorrow and there's a song called "Fishing Boat" and we made a fishing boat shirt and I love it www.hellomerch.com/products/sea...

This is the teacher federal agents grabbed yesterday at Rayito De Sol daycare in front of children. Attorneys for Diana Santillana have filed a petition in federal court to have her freed from ICE custody.

heard y’all like Eugene V. Debs www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2347-e...

when this works it is maybe the most irritating deck I have ever built

it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...

at this point it’s kind of a behavioral tic

you really owe it to yourself to see how hard they go in with those pies. the whipped cream dispenser is just extra

"a literary successor to Sade, Bataille, and Genet" is really not where my head's at these days but this does look good for all that

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

it was he who posted, and then deleted, the alf hog that unites us all

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Vance et al adore the notion of schism. They misapprehend, at core, the entire notion of the Church

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

yes speaker mike please do that. run on your record. great idea

I flew twice in the last two weeks and both times they were airing videos at security of Kristi Noem talking about the "Democrat shutdown." Please keep airing these videos through the midterms, they really help your cause, they are doing exactly what you hope don't let anyone tell you otherwise

whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks

They broke the republican supermajority in the Mississippi state senate respect to the organizers and power to the people

Oh!

be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it

God it's good to see some shit that doesn't suck for a change

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

magnificent

so it turns out that fascism is unpopular

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

@themountaingoats.bsky.social playing a benefit for Jamaica this Thursday, w Superchunk. Double Wurster. motorcomusic.com/event/storm-...

This is a thread from a person better qualified than I to speak on this subject, though it’s getting into the weeds at this point, which is what I like

this post has minutes to live, nu-sky is what it is

Vance and other converts will wanna op-ed page the Holy Father, thereby demonstrating that they don't actually get how to be a Catholic; f you can't hold your tongue when you don't agree with the Holy Father then you're play-acting at being Catholic. He's the boss, not you. That's the structure

the folks who'd do this to a working mother of four are evil and anybody who won't say so can't be trusted.

gee I wonder if leaving them in the distinct buildings that people recognized and dug instead of turning them into generic corner-of-the-mall despair kiosks might have staved off the decline

Sandwich at the Gates of Dawn / Incense and Salad Cream

Onion and Mustard Suite, Third Movement

this is correct

there has to be a courtroom reenactment of the sandwich toss plus at least 100 YouTube channels dedicated to various theories of the toss, all with their own reenactments and robust criticisms of slowed-down footage of the courtroom sandwich toss. we have been good & we deserve this

SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY THOUGH

absorbing the smaller and weaker members of my polycule

Review | @themountaingoats.bsky.social - Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan by @zivljub1.bsky.social "Darnelle and co have enough imagination and capabilities to take their music in any direction that they wish." echoesanddust.com/2025/11/the-... @jonwurster.bsky.social

Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

all the staffers at teen vogue who just got laid off I hope yall feel how appreciated your work has been by so many.

for the love of God & for your own endless pleasure put aside all your other stuff and watch the George Duke trio in 2010 being surface-of-the-lake smooth for eight and half minutes youtu.be/uHFJ9qhR0VM?...

parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”