this is so lovely

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from the first notes you know it's gonna be spectacular

I hear and obey

plus blocking feels great. you wanna argue with me when we essentially share the same views? bud I'm a 58 year old man eating SweeTarts out of a box. lying on his stomach on a bed. here I will relieve you of having to see my posts. I've done a kindness! back to my candy!

1. this is beautiful 2. morale was better when we blocked takes we hated. instablock. I hate what you said? block you! that's it! right away! it's worse, and will continue to get worse, under any other strategy twitter sucked let's not be twitter, be like this dog. free and jumping

before weighing in on anything ask yourself: could I be talking about Audi Crooks instead? then talk about Audi Crooks instead, unless you were planning on talking shit, in which case don't do that either

vibes are so bad rn and it's not surprising so let me just tell you about a fun fragrance experience! Olympic Orchids is a cool indie fragrance house and last year I ordered a sampler from them, really lovely, but one called "woodcut" when I first sprayed it on -- last summer I think --

up next, an AI tool that can fuck your wife

Sorry posted in a hurry without alt text — it’s a picture of an old computer manual. Japanese characters and the word “Casio” at lower right.

Please take it from a guy who is spending a lot of time trying to make an obsolete word processor work using only this manual when he doesn’t speak Japanese: actual translators good, computer translators lol no

The vaccine schedule change is "one of the most opaque & destabilizing public health decisions I’ve seen," says @kkjetelina.bsky.social "The result is painfully predictable: fewer children will be vaccinated, and children will be harmed" yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/a-unilater...

me about fandoms an hour ago: don’t stan anything. how do you think things got so bad me when I hear the new Amy Grant song: SEE WHAT MY QUEEN HAS DONE FOR US. DID I NOT TELL YOU SHE REIGNS. GROVEL YOU INSOLENT WORMS

the new Amy Grant single is so good omg thank you AG I needed this so much

proper and good use of IP

I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.

I didn’t see any of the movies but this title is really not trying. “The Fellowship of the Ring,” that’s trying. “The Two Towers,” man cmon. “The Return of the King.” Elite titling game. “The Hunt for Gollum” you basic ass bitches. Not a Tolkien stan but that dude should haunt your asses for this

this is the second most insulting package i have ever read in my life. fuck you, ritz. who do you take me for? i will house a sleeve in one sitting or not at all

look I don't always mill the opponent. sometimes, like a gentleman, I mill myself

very little is more fun than horrifying somebody who didn't know what mill was who then learns about my preferred MTG archetype

I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to

Cassidy is responsible for all the sickness and death that RFK Jr inflicts on the American people.

you owe it to yourself to read what this clown said in support of confirming rfk, who is ignorant and whose actions are destroying the public health www.cassidy.senate.gov/newsroom/pre...

...fuck

smirking the most condescending smirk I can muster with a thought bubble above my head that says "well I'm not as online as THAT guy"

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.

been thinking about what it meant that BotH came to us with this story I think it points to how alt-weeklies and small music venues used to be part of the same independent culture ecosystem. Arts infrastructure as a public utility — but totally separate from city govt. We so desperately need it

I shared an Abercrombie/Scofield show from this channel last week but honestly the whole channel is gold. Live jazz from NYC clubs '84-'95. Scofield, Metheny, Sonny Sharrock, Zorn, Frisell, Paul Motian, Sunny Murray, Mike Stern...wealth beyond imagining www.youtube.com/@StephenBuck...

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

me: life has been so hard lately my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body

it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over

this is my friend Steve Bailey. We met at one of the YoYo festivals, we were lodged at the same place, and we've been friends since. I am really stoked that he is sharing this stuff because "not all disabilities are visible" is something people say, 1/3 deadline.com/2026/01/grey...

well this has completely made my Sunday afternoon easier and better youtu.be/LqoNrt7YTec?...

not to put too fine a point on it, but this is what the internet is actually for

people if you missed the mox collab at the merch table this past tour, or you weren't able to make the shows...we came home with a few for those who couldn't make it you

this is kinda it. I'm posting and flailing and irl just havin a fuckin Saturday I guess because what is there? but it sucks. the US destabilizing governments wantonly for a century plus sucks.

Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.

The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:

every single one of you being like “it doesnt matter how I feel about maduro, they shouldnt have done it like this” it actually matters a lot! your culpability is not tempered by your cowardice. when Venezuela goes the way of Libya the blood will be on your hands too

starting to question the efficacy of posting. just a hunch

the thing is that all the people telling me "the Democrats aren't gonna do anything" are demonstrably right but what have you got? if it's "you, a person, should 'do something'" you're not serious.

Sort of the inverse of this

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

I mean I think the whole "the framers of the constitution were prophetic geniuses whose notion of government is de facto sacred and must be consulted like scrying stones" is a completely absurd way to run a country, but, that objection aside, it's good that there's a guy saying some good stuff

wait, you scooped? why?

situation on the ground is bad* but I just got owned by the demonic pact / harmless offering combo and I think I'm in love *people saying "the US has been doing this for a century" are correct & also it's not really a great point make rn if we're trying to unite in resistance though rly?

none of this is legal. none of this is normal. feel free to tell anyone who says otherwise to fuck off.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

"The WFTU calls upon its members, the class-oriented and militant unions all over the globe to express the unwavering support to the people of Venezuela..." Statement from the World Federation of Trade Unions www.wftucentral.org/wftu-condemn...