You know it, I know it, we all know it.

Susanna Hoffs singing In Your Room with Yo La Tengo? Susanna Hoffs singing In Your Room with Yo La Tengo.

Susanna Hoffs singing In Your Room with Yo La Tengo? Susanna Hoffs singing In Your Room with Yo La Tengo.

A year-end roundup of your professional accomplishments means nothing to me, I only want to know if you've eaten any good sandwiches.

Proof of both life and the exceptional lighting in the Bowery Ballroom bathroom

People throw the phrase around a lot, but in the case of Yo La Tengo, it is, actually, objectively, true: They’re the best to ever do it.

It is entirely possible that Tilda Swinton has been playing Thom Yorke this whole time.

You know it, I know it, we all know it.

Just once I’d like to experience the kind of Christmas miracle in which a gift wrapped Porsche finds itself parked in my driveway.

Still thinking about the woman working the register at Aritzia yesterday, who, when starting to ring up a gift card for a man, said, “You don’t want to at least *try* to pick something out?” Incredible and necessary energy.

Built to Spill showing at up night 2 of Yo La Tengo’s Hanukkah run has my hopes very high for the rest of the week.

Orders placed today still have a pretty good chance of arriving by Christmas! Store.brandonbird.com

I would do almost anything to make natural fibers the standard again.

To leave a legacy of incredible silliness and joy is all anyone should ever hope to aspire to. Start them on that path young.

What do you even say but thank you?

🎄Monday is the absolute LAST DAY for holiday shipping!!🎄 www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products

What do you even say but thank you?

I love you so much, Providence. Fuck.

🎄Monday is the absolute LAST DAY for holiday shipping!!🎄 www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products

The particular pleasure of finding a copy of Stephen Malkmus’ self-titled on cd at your local record store, feeding the disc into the slot in your car, and simply never ejecting it.

Hey, anybody want to give me $10,000?

LAST CALL FOR HOLIDAY ORDERS! (For real!) I won't be shipping any prints after Friday, so if there's someone you still need to check off your list, now's the time!

Listen as I attempt to embarrass every professor I ever had at RISD by trying to put my color theory knowledge into actual words! But listen mostly because Justin and Laura know how to have a great conversation about a great movie.

A sweet little gem of a commission: The late, great, Shelley Duvall in the role she was born to play.

Listen as I attempt to embarrass every professor I ever had at RISD by trying to put my color theory knowledge into actual words! But listen mostly because Justin and Laura know how to have a great conversation about a great movie.

Every time I remember I’m seeing two nights of Yo La Tengo this month an angel gets its wings.

A sweet little gem of a commission: The late, great, Shelley Duvall in the role she was born to play.

🎄🎁 Now is the perfect time to say, as I bundle up and head to the post office, that this is the last week to place your holiday orders! See what's in stock and start referring to yourself as "a patron of the arts" at every holiday cocktail party! 🎁🎄 www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products

My fella’s old band had 25 million streams on Spotify this year, which should translate to everyone in our house sleeping on a pile of ermine coats, but what it really translates to makes no discernible material difference in anyone’s lives. That’s how I feel about Spotify wrapped.

A popped a couple more of these in there for any Gould heads in your life: www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...

My fella’s old band had 25 million streams on Spotify this year, which should translate to everyone in our house sleeping on a pile of ermine coats, but what it really translates to makes no discernible material difference in anyone’s lives. That’s how I feel about Spotify wrapped.

😭😭😭

“I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”

It finally happened- I resent that a song is trending because I was there first.

This song fucking rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWjz...

I’m honored that my friends @thefilmstage.com included my prints in their 2025 gift guide! The company they keep is surpassingly great, so make sure you check out all of their recommendations because I know the kind of wonderful nerds you are ❤️💚 thefilmstage.com/the-film-sta...

🎄🎁 Now is the perfect time to say, as I bundle up and head to the post office, that this is the last week to place your holiday orders! See what's in stock and start referring to yourself as "a patron of the arts" at every holiday cocktail party! 🎁🎄 www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou."

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou."

It’s #ShaneBlackFriday — time to gather round the Yuletide screen for a double feature of beloved holiday classics KISS KISS BANG BANG and THE NICE GUYS. (Thx to @briannaduggan.bsky.social for the illustration)

I’ve gotten so used to hosting that only making 3 pies, a tray of apple pie bars, and a green bean casserole (all from scratch), feels like cheating.

🍗🥧🍎

When the birthday gifts from your fella make it abundantly clear that you have, in fact, been perceived. The world’s tallest birthday card*, cinephile cred, Milton Glaser cover. *You may be asking yourself was that 5’ tall Patrick McGoohan standee mounted to the wall while I slept? Yes, yes it was.

Rainbow Connection

Well, it happened. I’m 43.

Rainbow Connection

The new T-mas cards... are here. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

The world’s most wholesome commission in progress.

The world’s most wholesome commission in progress.