This coffee tastes like An unreleased Buck Owens Hardcore album, dude

“The Buddha’s mindfulness has one purpose—the end of suffering. It encompasses all of life in order to purify the mind and bring wisdom, love, and equanimity to the center of our lives.” — Phillip Moffitt

If you find a joint As big as a Snickers bar? I think it’s mine, dude

Dude, let’s check out our Mental state after the first Monday of the year

When Robert Palmer Sang, “Your mind is not your own?” I felt that shit, dude

Might fuck around and Avoid a dedication To ignorance, dude

This coffee tastes like It saw Charles Grodin wear A Black Flag t-shirt

“When we stop clinging to a fixed sense of ‘I,’ we become freer to respond to each moment with presence and compassion. Our roles and relationships become lighter—less about performance, more about genuine connection.” — Santiago Santai Jiménez

I was recently Diagnosed with a case of The “Sunday scaries”

Dude, if you don’t like Terrorizer played loudly? Leave my living room

“Some things just hurt. And no matter what, we are not alone. Take one small step to allow whatever helping hands are coming toward you to reach you or to extend a helping hand to someone else in some way.” — Sharon Salzberg

Three grape gummies and The album “Flesh + Blood” by Roxy Music? Dude

Dude, you may find this Hard to believe but I took My dog for a walk

“The only way to uproot the torments of the heart—greed, hatred, and delusion—is by facing ourselves, facing conditions, and facing life as it is. The only way we can ‘escape’ is via real wisdom.” — Narayan Helen Liebenson

Metal as hell to Stay home Friday, reading D.T. Suzuki

The healing power Of Sabbath’s “Sabotage” at Absurd volume? Dude

“Self-forgiveness is the willingness to stop trying to fix our past or make it better. It is giving up all hope of improving that which has already happened. What is done is done.” — Mark Coleman

Kicked off the new year Taking my dog to the top Of a mountain, dude

“Just stop for a moment and breathe. Breathe without knowing anything. You might find that it’s not so easy to drop the mind that knows, but it can free us and reveal to us far deeper truths than those we thought possible.” — Roshi Pat Enkyo O’Hara

Dude, we’re having a Mahavishnu Orchestra Rockin’ New Years’ Eve

Does anyone know If we’re allowed to smoke a Spliff on New Years’ Eve?

“Holding on always comes at a cost: primarily disappointment, and peripherally, exhaustion, because things are neither lasting nor dependable. Getting what we want is hard enough, but to keep what we have is impossible.” — Vanessa Zuisei Goddard

Dude, I don’t believe In “Album of the Year,” but I think this is mine

Dude, I didn’t do Jack-shit today and I am Getting good at it

“Sitting quietly in a serene environment, letting go of various petty disturbances that roil and diminish consciousness, and experiencing the poignancy of this fleeting moment—this is an enterprise of deep intrinsic value, an aesthetic experience beyond words.” — Andrew Olendzki

I didn’t do much But read poetry today — That’s a good day, dude

I have the day off, A couch, and new books to read — You do the math, dude

“Love and understanding can ease the suffering of all beings. The truth is the truth, whether or not it is accepted by the majority. Therefore, I tell you children, it takes great courage to stand up for and protect what is right.” — Thich Nhat Hanh

Dude, if you don’t like Peter Gabriel “Plays Live”? Leave my living room

“The search for happiness is not about blinding oneself to the pain and imperfections of the world. Nor is happiness a state to be perpetuated at all costs; it is the purging of mental toxins such as hatred and obsession that literally poison the mind.” — Matthieu Ricard

Ever get real high And listen to Jethro Tull? No, dude — me neither

Might fuck around and Eternally endorse a Walk with your dog, dude

“Continuity of mindfulness allows us to course-correct throughout our day. We become familiar with the places where we get caught, and over time, we start to pause more naturally.” — Kathy Cherry

Metal as hell to Stay home Friday night, reading Ancient zen koans

Does anyone know If Santa might have left a Joint behind last night?

“Our suffering is not mysterious and inexplicable; it’s grounded in the bare facts of human existence. To understand it, we must unflinchingly accept the nature of the human condition, its finiteness, limitation, and circumscription by the metaphysical particulars of the world.”—Samir Chopra

Might fuck around and Hope that everyone has a Merry Christmas, dude

“The gift of embracing formlessness and impermanence is a profound sense of freedom and the potential to meet each day afresh and roll with the changes.” —Gregory Seizan Clark

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Dude, I gave myself The gift of a long-ass walk With my awesome dog

This coffee tastes like It received a gift card from Arthur Treacher’s, dude

“Letting go of expectations and recognizing the nature of cyclic existence do not entail becoming cynical. Derisively thinking ‘I can’t expect anything of anyone’ is not a virtuous or realistic attitude that helps us on the path to enlightenment.” — Thubten Chodron

A hypnotic and Serene ambient journey? Now that’s what’s up, dude

Might fuck around and Study the dharma of the Buddhas and chill, dude

Dude, tell Santa he Doesn’t have to wrap my bong— A ribbon is fine

Might fuck around and Attempt to disassemble Karmic confusion

This coffee tastes like Seeing Iggy Pop under Your Christmas tree, dude

“Compassion is that which hears the suffering of others. In fearful conditions, our own noise can drown that out. Wisdom is in part a recognition of our interdependence; fear can hide that from us.” — Sallie Jiko Tisdale

Two of the planet’s Best death metal bands are from Alabama, dude

Might fuck around and Merrily eliminate My delusions, dude