Riffs so dense that they Should be regulated by The government? Dude

Might fuck around and Turn a blade of grass into A golden Buddha

Not trying to brag But my patriotism Is non-existent

Dude, if you’re looking For Bob Seger? First place I Would check is Main Street

Might fuck around and Stare into the void with a Grim intensity

This coffee tastes like It was brewed through the beard of Dom DeLuise, dude

“Holding on always comes at a cost: primarily disappointment, and peripherally, exhaustion, because things are neither lasting nor dependable. Getting what we want is hard enough, but to keep what we have is impossible.” — Vanessa Zuisei Goddard

Don’t bring me a joint The size of a Snickers bar — I would *hate* that, dude

Dude, let’s take a look At our mental state on a Monday afternoon

ONLY YOU CAN ROCK ME ROCK ME

Dude, if you don't like UFO? Get the fuck out Of my shitty car

Might fuck around and Disassociate from the Current culture, dude

This coffee tastes like It went to see “Willow” with Wendy O. Williams

“Cultivating an awareness of the gifts of adversity can help us to not only weather the difficult storms of our lives but also come out wiser and more compassionate than ever before.” — Carolyn Gregoire

Dude, let’s see if I Can stay awake long enough For the hardcore gig

“As our spiritual ancestor, the Buddha taught us to turn our minds away from violence and hatred, to refrain from harmful talk, to use our words wisely, and to ensure our deeds are rooted in peace and goodwill.” — Rev. Blayne Higa

Oil the jaws of The war machine and feed it With our babies, dude

Dude, gotta endorse The healing power of a Long walk with your dog

“Grief can lead us to a profound understanding that reaches beyond our individual loss. It opens us to the most essential truth of our lives: the truth of impermanence, the causes of suffering, and the illusion of separateness.” — Mark Matousek

Metal as hell to Stay home Friday night, reading Ancient zen koans

Dude, let’s get higher Than Tommy Chong was circa ‘77

Might fuck around and Refuse to fall under the Thrall of ignorance

This coffee tastes like Charlene Tilton on a date With Charlie Manson

“The good thing about mind training is that it can be practiced in all kinds of situations. You do not have to wait for the right conditions to arrive to work with mind training. The only rearrangement that needs to be made is to your own attitude.” — Judy Lief

I’m not saying that This record is good, but this Record is great, dude

Might fuck around and See the 10,000 teachings Within the mind, dude

Put a UFO, Skull or bong on your album — Then I’ll buy it, dude

Might fuck around and Stand in opposition to Stupid bullshit, dude

This coffee tastes like “Runnin’ with the Devil” sung By Bernie Mac, dude

“As we transform our own experience and relationship to our realities, we cannot help but affect those around us in radiating circles into the larger culture. These transformations begin to change and elevate the consciousness and awareness of the world.” — Larry Yang

Dude, I was worried That my reading habits were Getting too highbrow

Might fuck around and Gallop through the forest of Thorns and then chill, dude

I’m sorry that I Bought your mom that new bong for Valentines Day, dude

Might fuck around and Be generally perturbed By the world, dude

This coffee tastes like Evel Knievel starting A black metal band

“We cannot ignore this life, especially the painful, embarrassing, and frustrating parts of it. But through practice, we can transform these experiences into fuel for awakening—and not beyond the rough edges of modern human life—but right here in the middle of it.”—River Shannon

Black metal bridging The gap between the fungus And the fury? Dude

Might fuck around and Chop wood and carry water And then just chill, dude

Blasting Depeche Mode’s “Black Celebration” during Your Zoom call? It’s lit

Might fuck around and Practice something that looks like Patience if you squint

This coffee tastes like Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide” sung by “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

“Finding composure and acting with clarity and resolve, right in the midst of your fears, is a form of generosity that in Buddhism is sometimes referred to as ‘giving the gift of fearlessness.’” — Marc Lesser

Dude, when spring arrives? I stop wearing all black and Start wearing all black

Dude, let’s take a peek At our mental state after Monday afternoon

You know what, Nigel? Maybe it’s time you made some Plans for *yourself*, dude

I only listen To The Style Council and Carcass these days, dude

Might fuck around and Not be ordered around by Stale delusions, dude

This coffee tastes like It brought Don Rickles to see Sepultura, dude

“The present moment is not defined solely by letting go of past and future, nor by accepting and appreciating what arises right now, but by choosing in this very moment how we make sense of the world.” — Jack Petranker

Does anyone know How many pounds of saltines It’s healthy to eat?