Dude, all I need is A good night’s sleep and about 19 lbs. of weed

Might fuck around and Advise against imbibing More self-loathing, dude

This coffee tastes like Glenn Danzig watching “Mother” With Albert Brooks, dude

“Not only are we all completely capable of hurting one another but we are also capable of a profound empathy, even for those who have hurt us or for those we disdain.” — Mark Epstein

Might fuck around and Have some therapy of the Industrial kind

Might fuck around and See that Buddha-nature is Brighter than the moon

Getting unconfirmed Reports of shiny, happy People holding hands

Might fuck around and Feel pretty low about the State of the world

This coffee tastes like It played a game of Uno With Yoko Ono

“Most of our suffering comes from habitual thinking. If we try to stop it out of aversion to thinking, we can’t; we just go on and on and on. So the important thing is not to get rid of thought but to understand it.” — Ajahn Sumedho

I’ve been thinking a Little bit about joining The army soon, dude

Might fuck around and See every form as the Buddha-form and chill

Dude, thinking about Going *two* tokes over the Line in the future

Might fuck around and Celebrate the beauty of Not giving a fuck

This coffee tastes like It once saw Gary Coleman Watch The Strokes perform

“When we stop, we can create space. When we stop, we can settle the mind and then think from a place of clarity.” — Rev. Grace Song

Dude, might fuck around And find myself immersed in Ancient luminance

Might fuck around and Spread the Dharma and then just Pretty much chill, dude

Dude, sorry I asked Your dad if he was into “Manowar cosplay”

Might fuck around and Fail to be surprised by the Stupidity, dude

This coffee tastes like It once offered a Big Mac To Mick Fleetwood, dude

“From the point of view of collective karma, everything that is happening in the world is no longer someone else’s karma. It’s our karma. In the end, your karma is my karma, and my karma is your karma. We all share the same fate.” — Anam Thubten

Can’t believe that I Still don’t have my 4/20 Costume picked out, dude

Dude, let’s take a look At our mental state following Monday afternoon

I imagine this is what hanging out with @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social is like, only with more haiku.

Dude, I wonder if We could smoke a little weed On 4/21?

Might fuck around and Seek out pathways to avoid Self-delusion, dude

This coffee tastes like Frankie Goes to Hollywood Opening for Kiss

“If we had no disagreements with the world, we would have little reason to grow and less opportunity to become more compassionate, wakeful human beings.” —Diane Musho Hamilton

Please bring me a joint Bigger than the drum sound on “Moving Pictures,” dude

Making coffee to Drink coffee to be awake To make more coffee

Death metal that’s as Strangely elegant as it Is disgusting? Dude

“Let go of control and find refuge in the body’s immediate present sensory field. When the mind relaxes its grip, the body models sustained attention. The body leads the way. It’s a great relief for the mind, in fact.” — Willa Blythe Baker

Two grape gummies and “The Colour of Spring” by the Band named Talk Talk? Dude

Dude, there’s more to life Than walking your dog but that Doesn’t make it right

“Regardless of how far we think we’ve strayed or how many times we’ve fallen on the ground, in each and every moment we have the opportunity to use that same ground to stand.” — Vanessa Zuisei Goddard

Metal as hell to Stay home Friday night, reading Ancient zen koans

Dude, need a cologne That smells like clove cigarettes Back in ‘88

Might fuck around and Reject the craven conduct Of the ruling class

This coffee tastes like It once sold some topsoil To Soundgarden, dude

“The sun—whether or not it is recognized, appreciated, or even seen—is accessible to whomever might benefit from it. In the same way, determine to be constantly gentle and giving to others, without a strategy, without a plan, and without ambition.” — Jetsün Khandro Rinpoche

I must inform you I’ve been infected by the Disket disease, dude

Might fuck around and Take a full accounting of What’s within me, dude

Dude, I’m starting a Pyramid-themed stoner rock Band — “GIZA BUTLER”

Might fuck around and Try not to get overwhelmed On the daily, dude

This coffee tastes like It once went to Burger King With King Diamond, dude

“Falling down is what we humans do. If we can acknowledge that fact, judgment softens and we allow the world to be as it is, forgiving ourselves and others for our humanity.” — Lin Jensen

“Oh, not too much, dude — Just doing a little bit Of Raven research”

Might fuck around and Stand free and quiet between Heaven and earth, dude

Not to brag but I’ve Had more coffee than the cast Of “Barney Miller”