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it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Has it been determined which flavor Flavor Flav is? I mean, he’s gotta be human-flavored… …right?

John Zieger is the Chair of the Board of Trustees at Ohio State University.

Radio edits of song that say “shit” should just replace it with the word “poop.” Gwen Stefani singing “oooh, this my poop, this my poop” would be perfectly acceptable for broadcast.

when admin spokesppl follow the Hegseth directive to refer to soldiers as "warfighters" it's nearly impossible to not picture a three year old in a sandbox. whaddaya got there little buddy? oh these are my warfighters! aww that's swell. honey did you hear, he called them "warfighters"

@bcartwright.bsky.social LFG! Watching MLS360 and shout out to Haribo for scoring your first goalbear of the season!

Can anyone explain to me what a moderate is in this political climate? Is it “I don’t like them shooting white people in the streets, but I do enjoy the fact that the rich don’t have to pay taxes?” Or “while I don’t care for all of this medical debt I’m in, I do like brown people being in camps?”

“It’s not you, it’s me. I just plain don’t like you.”

Hashtag vole goals 2026

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Same.

I wonder if Busta and Shonda have any other family members who are gonna make it big.

The second single Lorde ever released featured a song by a Minneapolis songwriter.

@kcfennessy.bsky.social you might enjoy this www.instagram.com/p/DURCLOrD5w...

My favorite part about being @vermontgmg.bsky.social’s casual friend is not knowing what book he’s working on next. I use audiobooks to fall asleep to (which helps keep the bad thoughts out) and I have been through a number of his books MANY times. And whatever comes next is gonna be solid gold.

How about “Carly Rae Jepsen’s Malört.” Is that a thing? That’s a good joke, right?

It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.

Union, Kentucky Pop: 6,034 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union,_Kentucky Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=85574276 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=91140390 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21974266

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

This is your periodic reminder that it’s ok not to mourn people who put hate into the world.

@mcgritterson.industries I have a specialty bread

The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen if ever signs and wonders were, here is one atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result” uh no my dude, that’s called practicing.

I love the little cultural things that have happened in my city. For example, Elvis Costello used a bad word here that lead him to make the Get Happy!! album. Essentially meaningless, but it’s just kinda neat.

When it's cold outside, does Woody Harrelson Hoodie Wear(elson?)

I know saying “happy birthday, you old piece of shit” to a friend seems rude to some, but at least it’s not that “Lordy Lordy look who’s 40” or “you need a walker because you’re over 50” shit they did in the 90’s.

“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Treeve!” - opponents of arborsexuals

Both last year and this year, I’ve gotten coffee table books about wars for Christmas. If there ever was a rite of passage into middle age, this is it.

The “Stranger Things” font was also used for The Smiths album Strangeways Here We Come. I’m sure that it’s also been used in media that doesn’t have the word Strange in it. It was just a thing I noticed.

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

I’ve never quite understood why people complain about paper straws so much. I drink out of the side of glasses. Y’know, like an adult.

Sometimes I look at the Cameo listings and see how much the going market for a minute or two of a celebrity’s time is worth. I don’t really have any opinion on it. If Ice-T can charge $600 for a lil’ video, good for him. It’s show business, after all. Not show art.

“Move, Bitch! Get out the Sleigh!” is a Ludacristmas song

Getting angry when putting up Christmas lights is the funniest thing. “Argh! I’m just trying to BRING SOME FUCKING CHEER and GOOD WILL to this goddamned neighborhood! Why won’t these stupid fucking things bring WARMTH INTO PEOPLE’S HEARTS!”

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?... #doomedbaby

Can we please stop using the word “slop?”

Saw a license plate that said DATRUTH. I know they mean “Da Truth” but I really want it to mean “Dat Ruth.”

I don’t understand why all these audiobooks say “This is Audible” at the beginning. Like, duh, if it wasn’t, it’d just be a bunch of silence.

Get out of my face (and into my face’s car)

It occurs to me that I could probably start or join a band. Nothing’s stopping me, except never having done it before.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

In retrospect, I may have been a bit too cavalier when some guys were waving a gun around at the bar during my best friend’s bachelor party.

YouTube has me questioning things I thought I knew.

*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.