scene 1 of curse/kiss/cute "name of the helper, part ii" is like inches away from posting on patreon. the other scenes are just slightly more inches away from that (this is because i have mostly made them). thank you for your patience, and sorry also: The Times Have Been Trying.

genuinely i think the problem with pornography is the problem with trans people: until recently they were generally seen as fringe topics beneath the attention of The Freaks Upstairs, allowing them to silently become Normal. only now that they are Normal have they very suddenly become an Emergency

there are some in this world who can only feel self-actualized by denying joy to those beneath them. sometimes capitalism is able to keep these people in check, because joy is highly marketable: unfortunately there are only three companies left now, and all of them are run exclusively by mutants

#SaveSpeech with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec

but doctor! my gay son IS my thot daughter!!!

i had a dream i was playing music at a hotel but the hotel was falling apart and if you ventured through the crumbling walls you would find yourself in an infinite moonlit desert outside the bounds of time and space inhabited only by giant mosquitos who would drink you forever "like a smoothie"

some day scientists will work out exactly how many milligrams of caffeine are in a "cup of premium brewed coffee". until then there is simply no way to accurately label these off-brand energy supplements

as states become more and more divided by a patchwork of mutually-conflicting age-verification laws, surely at some point we’re going to have to grapple with the fact that it literally is not technologically possible for a website to know what state a user is from... right?

i left two boys in a room overnight and when i came back they had molded together and hardened into a terrible helix of jagged crystal. completely inseparable, couldn’t tell where one ended and the other began. ruined my nice maid uniforms too

the problem with boys is that they are always kissing each other. you look away for two seconds and boys are making out with tongue, disheveling their maid uniforms etc

nobody says “this is the stance” anymore. so i never know when something is the stance

low key eating a baked sweet potato #‌SweetPotatoUpdates

the thing about infodumping is that it’s fine sometimes, imo. when readers complain about “infodumping” usually what they mean is “i have no investment in learning this.” but some info is inherently interesting and the most parsimonious way to convey it is to just explain it to the reader

Off course,some of them thinks they gotto get out of the life,and dreaming about getting a big fortune. To realize that dream,there’s only one way left in that world,needless to say,its, some how,to find out the mysterious fortune,hidden by the ancient people.

personally if you put me in charge of inventing a talking companion for samus i would come up with some type of fairy. i think she could have a fairy. and frankly the sexual tension would be through the roof

no excuse for smallcaps text that's at the same weight as the surrounding text & therefore looks weirdly thin anymore in 2025. if you're planning to have smallcaps simply use a variable font and match the weights. thanks for coming to my typography opinion

my game of the year is void stranger, even though it’s from a couple years ago. i’ve never met a game less afraid that the player might not see all of it, or where the Moment of Finally Seeing All Of It is so deliriously, whiplash-inducingly joyous

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consider this, mealheads: fresh rice, with a cheeky splash of that cruel ichor known only as soy sauce...

i know this is subtle, but i think it’s important: the problem with the way we’re teaching kids to read isn’t “they’re guessing the meaning of unfamiliar words from context”. this is normal, and in fact that’s how you learned the meaning of almost every word you know (1/2)

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what do you mean the caffeine in this energy drink is “from green tea”. there’s no green tea in here. you just got the caffeine from green tea? the caffeine only? caffeine which is trivial to synthesize in industrial quantities in a lab and is exactly the same chemical whichever way you get it??????

crapitalism, if i am being honest with you

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OC idea: some type of little smarty-pants peepee girl

men don’t forget: it is once again Don’t Nutn’t November, where if you stop nutting at any point the nut fairy confiscates all your ineffable masculine essence or whatever, whereupon you are obliged to don the legendary Garb of the Nutless (hot pink minidress available in several fashionable cuts)

friend: "hey youre not about to breast expansion right now are you, cuz you said you wouldnt do it this time" me with a suspicious amount of negative space in front of my chest: "what? no, of course not"

remember when people were using deep dream to turn normal videos into being made out of dogs. the sorta skin crawling feeling those videos gave me then is exactly the feeling i still get when watching ai video now, even though it’s not made out of dogs anymore. it’s like visual infrasound

scientists have recently discovered that “the horse raced past the barn fell” is not a garden-path sentence after all; “fell” is an adjective describing the barn, which is evil

chicken thighs chickenthize chickenth eyes

i cooked a big stew and i sewed up a big tear in my bedsheet. i'm basically a mompilled matronmaxxer

i can and will describe anything at all that has become soft through the application of heat "fall-off-the-bone tender"

the thing is that nathan would look great in a midi- or maxi-skirt too it's just that the omnipresent specter of panchira is a necessary part of his character development

💭 for a computer, a cone takes the same number of polygons to render as a bicone

if i was the president of math i would make 1 an honorary even number. for all of the good work it’s put in over the years

we have GOT to invent a cuter name than "taint" for that body part. it's a place of honor!!!!! love is stored in there!!!!!

what if there was a sexy angel boy guy ... but he was a lil alternative with it ..

ok i found a halloween costume last minute, do you like it?

Altered Breast

all my ball joints are inside my body, which is the normal way for humans

WE ONLY NEED ABOUT $8K TO REACH THE GOAL!!! We're so close, but we still need a big push to make it there!!

They Said Boys Weren't Supposed To Play With Dolls. They Never Said Anything About Would It Be Okay If A Boy Became To Be A Doll. Not That I Becamed A Doll Or Anything (Due To For Example Touching A Ancient Bewitched Doll In The Haunted Doll Shop (I'm A Boy So Obviously I Wasn't In There))

fuk!!! i thought this was the spell that turns you into a fairy but actually it was the spell that turns you into a lil doll with beautiful ruffled maid dress (removable). and before you even ask obviously it also cursed me to serve and protect my owner (to me a kitchen knife is like a buster sword)

now that i don't take spironolactone anymore i'm having to develop an actual adult's palate because i'm not just constantly craving salt

making red beans and rice. this shit is easy. the beans come out the bag already red. i barely even have to do anything

feeling sexy. might release several clones of myself that run around for a few days before exploding into cum

babe are you a harmful algal bloom ? because you have a way of lighitng up the water, aand killing all the fish with your toxins. ↑ post i apparently started writing at 3 am before falling asleep

pac-man 2 the new adventures all fatalities. pac-man 2 all bad end cgs. pac-man 2 blood code

one of the ways in which i’m oppressed is that i’m the only person i know who played “pac-man 2: the new adventures” on snes. everyone else played it on genesis with the OBJECTIVELY inferior pac-man warbles