literally laid the modern groundwork for the imperial presidency. see also bush v gore. see also iraq war. see also "reality-based community." literally the trump blueprint. despicable

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves

if eternal sunshine was an amc premium cable dramady this is where jim carrey would be going to get it done

day one in mamdani’s new york

Look we are already on the right track

It’s worth saying out loud that this is Nazi propaganda. They’re not winking and nodding. It’s pure unadulterated lebensraum.

THATS RIGHT with a brand new @sparklingurbana.bsky.social record on the horizon the sky is the limit for 2026!! also it looks like the horrible old man is on deaths door so thats fun!!!

tonight, after the set, the singer for one of my favorite bands paid me a very genuine compliment that will be ringing in my head for the entirety of 2026 so sorry if anyone wanted to tell me anything as i am firmly in "cant tell me NOTHING" mode

DC Statehood needs to be a Day 1 priority, the one place the Guard aren't being withdrawn is where there is no federalism to protect citizens from presidential overreach. This can never happen again.

The MN GOP, including all candidates for governor, support masked men being able to walk into your kids daycare without identifying themselves while lying about enrolling fake children.

yo twenty-twenty-SICKS??? things might just be okay...

This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.

“The Untold Story of How the U.S. Government Assassinated a Young Leader Who Taught the Poor to Organize” medium.com/@gxldsociety...

Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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whats the worst thing i could say? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCy...

lasagnyan my god its so elegant lasagnyan's party. incredible. ai translation tools could never.

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

really uh. quite a problem that the only appetite for anti-tech law in the entirety of our government is for the endless push of "censor everything as broadly as possible to Protect The Children" and literally nothing else at all ever

these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside

[bad guys suddenly realize he’s been in the room the whole time, knocking over a table and they draw their guns and look scared] [a voice that sounds like Forest Whitakers first ever table read for Saw Guerra] Nice party you sky people got here, guess my invite got lost in the mail

[assuredly racist but impossible to place accent] whatchoo talkin about jakesully you aint know SHIT [suddenly extremely serious and serene] your spirit is too weak to connect to eywa

there is precisely one way you could get me to go see an avatar movie,

like i was saying last night, no filter pall malls for the brain

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

more wrestling companies where the authority figure is a pathetic pushover sad sack guy going "fellas, please, please we just got things back on track here now why are you two out here yellin at each other, weve all gotta coexist peacefully" unironically

Your favorite kayfabe wrestling magazine's 1996 Year End Awards? All trash. What about the newsletters? The Wrestling Observer Year End Awards? GARBAGE. The feud of the year for 1996 was Justin St John vs Colorado Kid and no one can tell me otherwise.

Just saw a trivia question asking “What was Jack Nicholson’s famous line from A Few Good Men,” and my brain immediately replied “I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.”

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It's stuff like this that makes it so amazing whenever somebody yells at Pete Hegseth or whoever in a restaurant and the entire news media superstructure spends 10 days fretting over civility and comity.

Like for Mr. Sweetness Repost for Mr. Sweetness

we can still have debate culture but it must be restricted to topics such as "what is the best cigarette" debated by ppl who quit cigarettes >5 years ago. if i hear you kids getting beyond petty preferences its getting shut down i swear to god

once i was driving home from a party w the worst hangover of my life (honestly think i may have been drugged, not going further on it on here) and bought a pack of pall mall menthols on the way home. i could taste the chemicals in it, made me vomit, quit cigs for like a week. but then camel menthols

if youre looking for a last minute resolution may i suggest giving up short form video apps, especially tiktok or instagram reels? if your brain was your lungs that shit would be like buying a pack of pall malls and ripping off the filters

***dracula voice*** "ah ah ah I think whatever the website you are getting this jargon from is hurting you ah ah ah"

its so cool that there are studies coming out showing that ai chatbots have a similar effect on your brain as huffing lead gasoline fumes while playing middle linebacker for the indianapolis colts, and also like a billion people are using them thats so great

I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?

whoa mama

there is precisely one way you could get me to go see an avatar movie,

So tired of these cowardly racists trying to turn the country against itself

(Extremely Normal Guy voice) Hi, uh, I don't have any kids, but can I get inside your daycare and film the children for totally normal reasons? Just want to reiterate that I'm a normal guy who just wants to film other people's kids without their consent.

Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?

Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.

libsoftiktok is now the third most powerful branch of government after the president and supreme court

"why arent americans having more kids" "also if you have a kid and send them to a daycare center a guy who takes 3 showers a month because washing his ass is 'gay' is going to show up unannounced and demand to see your child because of fraud or whatever"

the republican party has been anti democracy since at the very least the 00 election and pretending otherwise is shooting yourself in the dick repeatedly, hth :)

Using the phrase "culture of immediate gratification" to describe the concept of not waiting a week to report on the president's public claim to have bombed another nation