if i'm in the deli alone again tonight i'm going to explode into hundreds of little megan chunks

i think hrt has been redirecting its efforts towards my feet. tiresome.

hm.

The Water Lily Pond - 1914/1926 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/3110544

oh he's a folk singer is he can't sing (annoying) or can't sing (annoying (charming))

wow why do i feel so tired and bad all i've been doing is lying in bed sleeping and scrolling and sleeping and lying in bed and napping and scrolling and lying in bed and scrolling

I got a degree in math so you don't have to. Ease your tender hands off the abacus my dear, I will do it for you

girl i straight up cannot weave

idk i've rly chilled out the past few years and i try to be so kind and patient with people and it sucks having to decide some of them are just not worth my time

am i the only person in this building who thinks you should use hot water for dishes or what

it's called poetic license, playboy

reservoir

work has me so stressed out today that i can't even read on my break just listen to them page me back up to the counter on the loudspeakers like I'M ON BREAK NO.

not a single person who works in this deli could possibly come in and save me from the long lines of angry customers after the other closer called off and yk what i don't blame them this job sucks ass

excellent idea so far

weeeird fuckin dreams tonight

started taking zinc for unrelated reasons when do i start shooting ropes

Fish have committed credit card fraud

or markets. Thus it's essentially dispersive, with factories giving way to businesses. Family, school, army, and factory are no longer so many analogous but different sites converging in an owner, whether the state or some private power, but transmutable or transformable coded configurations

It no longer buys raw materials and no longer sells finished products: it buys finished products or assembles them from parts. What it seeks to sell is services, and what it seeks to buy, activities. It's a capitalism no longer directed toward production but toward products, that is, toward sales

me after living with my ex: i'm never dating someone who smokes ever again me out on a date and she lights a cigarette: haha woww she's so hot this is fine actually :)

we used to be a real country

"They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people." Excerpt below from "The Continuing Appeal of Nationalism" by Fredy Perlman.

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal thoughts?

apparently this is called a "purse", i will be investigating further

my favorite part of this job is when i finish my shift and go outside and my girlfriend is there to take me away from this godforsaken place

a screenshot of a tweet is one thing, a screenshot of an instagram post of a screenshot of a tweet is getting distasteful

welcome to the club, wolves

i need something between a huge bag overfilled with stuff that hurts my shoulder and just having my wallet and keys

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

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It’s WASTEISOLATION Wednesday babes

Holy fucking hell. Just handing all your personal financial info to the data scraping thieves seems insane.

hheyyyyy can i cling to your arm or would you rather possessively put your hand on my waist or the small of my back

asked my doctor abt switching back to oral estradiol and it's likely that after 2 1/2 yrs on injections i won't need an anti-androgen anymore 😌

hair's getting too long chop it off chop it off

"what are they called, pants, the short ones??" "..shorts?"

it should be pronounced üncle

AI could never create something this beautiful

every time i say bitch i have to go sorry women sorry women sorry women

shoutout to exhausted and disheveled women. i love you exhausted and disheveled women