every time i think i'm better covid laughs and punches me in the sinuses

The United States drawn entirely from memory

scientists have birthed a very large bee. but they keep it hidden

this emoji 🫵 is so scary

idk who gives worse vibes ppl who like alcohol but not weed or ppl who take religion seriously but not philosophy

i love showing my girlfriend the things i like :)

fellas ask your girl if shed take you to get your worms removed

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

thinking abt my girlfriend and how she makes everything better

do u think if nietzsche had boobies he'd have written all that

getting paid to take it easy today so ig? i'm ok with being back?

making mad inroads in the transgender community

i need like. a nest.

heres how bernie can still win

why are drinking glasses transparent but not bowls?

a WHAT jury

she had my phone up her butt >:/

we have a disease called living together

"I want to record another ghost" "Okay that's going to be difficult because ghosts don't ex- hold on what do you mean another"

13 Pieces were sold overnight! 29 left! Here are some that are still available!

wish my bsky had the forcefem presence my tumblr does

men: if you want a ‘traditional’ woman, do it yourself

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

monitor me if you want, ill send that twink back pregnant

i have covid 😞

*maid stomping down on her mistresses dick with her stocking-clad foot* how Gross. it's so big and, ugh, *veiny*. VERY unladylike. won't do at all...

Holy shit, this is a huge deal

History, according to Foucault, circumscribes us and sets limits, it doesn't determine what we are, but what we're in the process of differing from; it doesn't fix our identity, but disperses it into our essential otherness. That's why Foucault deals with recent short historical series

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

A personal favorite: The Blanket Octopus. #LetsChangeThat

Edwin Black called this "Nazi data lust" newintermag.com/ai-as-class-...

it's kinda funny when descriptions of cat's cradle or slaughterhouse five call them "sci-fi"

i think if i were a mouse i'd have been caught in a glue trap by now so lots of respect for the little guys still scuttling about my place of work

This is a very appropriate response to cephalopods

the "autism problem"?

i can't believe i have to work in this state

Self-Portrait https://www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/self-portrait-1978

just watched end of evangelion again i forgot that i love this movie

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

(to the tune of don't stop believin') 🎶don't touch🎶 🎶my penis🎶

can you imagine this being your fate?

what if he was neil sissyrega and he was just for the dolls

they took my blood!