Laura
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Previously famed scriptural exegete
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Why do we bash the sons for the killing of the totemic father but we never question if the totemic father had bad vibes?
5 months ago
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"Ease your tender hands off the abacus my dear, I will do it for you" was kinda crazy, what was I cooking with that
add a skeleton here at some point
about 20 hours ago
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this is not a post that i ever thought i would be able to make but i think i need to get it out now. i'm only 50% italian. i'm sorry if i tricked any of you. i'm actually 20% polish. on my dad's side. 30% gay. on my mom's side.
about 23 hours ago
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mirror daily affirmations: you ARE Laura Dern
1 day ago
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my grandmother who i'm not out to has pivoted over the years from "he's so handsome" to "you are more beautiful than even your mother" and i am very amused by it
1 day ago
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sometimes i feel dysphoric about my ink sack
1 day ago
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BearPascal
2 days ago
Guy who’s a little too into playing Shylock in the Merchant of Venice
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wikihow how to adopt a koi fish
2 days ago
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little known fact: when Freud said "the polar bear and the whale can't wage war, as they say" he was actually referring to Marduk's battle against the sea
3 days ago
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BearPascal
3 days ago
When you’re trying to tell your friend about this cool article on black bear behavior but she keeps shouting some stuff about her water breaking
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that one friend that's too pregnant
3 days ago
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PSA: erectile dysfunction is a spectrum
6 months ago
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hell's spires hath pierced me
3 days ago
are you a REAL pisser or not
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PSA: constipation is a spectrum
3 days ago
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hell's spires hath pierced me
3 days ago
pelvic floor dysfunction is a spectrum
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it feels good as fuck to add words to your muted words list
4 days ago
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Hide your girlfriend, I'm going outside for the first time in two months
4 days ago
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female friendship sometimes means throwing yourself in the grinder in solidarity
5 days ago
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Hatsune Miku..... what are you doing here?....
5 days ago
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STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CAKE FOR NO REASON. THAT CAKE IS YOUR CAKE
5 days ago
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In addition to being a watermelon and cast-iron mother, I am the mother of a agnostic tboy named Anselm. Please be respectful to him
5 days ago
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do not bring your tenderqueer friends to the haunted asylum birthday party
5 days ago
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You can feed your smaller laura a litttttle lead
5 days ago
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the scene where fred is stuck in the sand in fred the movie is a primal scene fantasy in the same way that the elevator scene in silent hill 2 is. not accepting questions.
6 days ago
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it's kind of a narcissistic thing to say but normalize breaking up with SOs who don't appreciate your super affectionate romantic gestures
6 days ago
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"I wonder if you did this for me in our mother's womb" ok, i'm retiring from fiction for a while
6 days ago
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would you still love me if i was an octopus.... lauractopus....
6 days ago
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hell's spires hath pierced me
6 days ago
1v1 me on uno bro
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You have no swag, little schizo child
6 days ago
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normalize peeing your pants a little bit, just a little
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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Check this guy out
5 months ago
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BearPascal
3 months ago
Roger Ebert said audiences weren’t safe anymore cause of slashers, but he didn’t consider that I WANT to be stabbed
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You think Ben Affleck is a Jennifer chaser?
7 days ago
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BearPascal
8 days ago
Type of guy who listens to Lorna Shore but only while having sex
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i am to TSA agents what Hatsune Miku is to white people
7 days ago
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stretching at the end of the day, another successful shift at the defending freud factory
7 days ago
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tips on getting into Lacan: 1. read freud 2. read freud again 3. read freud again 4. read freud again 5. now read one of lacan's seminars 6. read freud again
7 days ago
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if salo was produced nowadays, the director would be a gay man
7 days ago
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my horny ass could not????????????? ?????? ??????? what?????
7 days ago
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Everyone shut up, they're playing Change
7 days ago
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Cooler went beast mode and sniped Goku's womb, I'm shaking
7 days ago
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hell's spires hath pierced me
7 days ago
im the bean daddy
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IM THE BEAN DADDY THIS TIME
7 days ago
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Every little boy wants a dragon
7 days ago
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Oh bliss of the tiny creature which remains/forever inside the womb that was it's shelter; joy of the gnat which, still within, leaps up/ even at its marriage: for everything is womb.
7 days ago
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8 days ago
theyfab theymab I’m a theyhab. my peg leg is made of whale bone. I want that whale dead and I love pronouns
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i get zero sexual attention and sometimes i think to myself that i want even less than that
8 days ago
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signing off my letters with "smaller laura" for when i am the smaller laura
8 days ago
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va! va! va!
8 days ago
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