idc if you’re bleedin baby lets make the room stink like dog surgery

My Teenage Struggle With Masturbation

He was just a kid, a fucking kid

Fuckin til the room stink like Amazon | UrbanCoCo Women’s Versatile Stretchy Flared Casual Mini Skater Skirt in Black

Fuckin til the room stink like Amazon | UrbanCoCo Women’s Versatile Stretchy Flared Casual Mini Skater Skirt in Black

Everybody Wants to Rule the World is definitely the best grocery store song. One of the few songs you can basically hear any time any place and not mind

Work is alright but I really do it to fund my gf, basketball and fashion addictions

this is standard in other social but you know what else is? turning reposts off

I would love to hang out with Spongebob and Patrick

Larry Bird!

Ja Morant YOU are a Pelican

@bsky.app please let me turn off people’s reposts please

Great year I gotta say. Got a decent job, got better at basketball, had an amazing summer including visiting my family and friends, started dating a gorgeous talented smart woman who loves me, made connections that’ll last, interacted with good art and bad art, saw lots of critters

You basically have to look in a mirror, you can’t really live otherwise

there's no such thing as a mouse problem if you consider their point of view

furries draw them feet big as fuck

there's no such thing as a mouse problem if you consider their point of view

getting a #vasectomy

Rack city was promised to us 3000 years ago

nut video with screaming (multicam): $40

furries draw them feet big as fuck

so yeah

I think reporting should be banned. ALL Information is evil. No more journalism!

I think reporting should be banned. ALL Information is evil. No more journalism!

An apple a day Is mother and slay

Gay Joe Rogan: Jamie, pull your dick out

Who the hell is asking this stupid ass question

why did I drink that big a cup of coffee

Might have gotten properly employed, on accident

theyfab theymab I’m a theyhab. my peg leg is made of whale bone. I want that whale dead and I love pronouns

stone-age extreme kinkster: hold rock over me head her boyfriend Grrrg (anxiously): Grrrg not feel very sure about this

vanilla-ish stone-age kinkster, Grrg: Grrg think Grrg want to try new thing on cave floor extreme stone-age kinkster gf, Hrrrug: what this time? sharp rock not work out Grrg: Grrg just think- Well, Grrg want Hrrrug pretend picking berry while Grrg look Hrrrug (sheepishly): Hrrrug think about it

Celtics are so ass this year that people are paying more attention to Jaylen Brown's hairline rubbing off on his defenders than they are to his game

I’m Eris

someone's missing here 😞

Fuck this stupid chungus world

Leaving my water bottle unwashed so I can unlock my mold induced powers quicker and more directly

travel planning without knowing anyone in the area is so hard like how am I supposed to know if a hotel is gonna suck absolute shit or not

so basically the idea is anytime I see some account start discoursing about how they’re being persecuted or dogpiled unfairly I unfollow them and my timeline gets instantly better

FRIEND: Long week? MY WEEK:

we are NOT trading Jimmy Butler

dububu chochcolate

I’m on google maps looking up 5 things I can see 4 things I can touch 3 things I can hear and so on

I’m on google maps looking up 5 things I can see 4 things I can touch 3 things I can hear and so on

I think if a job I’m going to interview for involves me being an active participant in animal euthanasia, then they should probably list it in the description

one of the best chapters

on some shit that isn’t even out the butt