At Waugh Bridge in Houston, Texas an urban colony of 200,000 free-tailed bats 🦇 attract Black Crowned Night Heron. The local Herons have learned to fly up into the grooves under the bridge to dislodge and grab a fresh bat meal 🦇🥢 . Adapt to Thrive!

I feel like if I didnt cut off replies from total randos that going discover feed on a kitten pic would be awful

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 34 - A Fateful Encounter 03:23.194

Randolph County mentioned

his. °=° his little. 😭 face 😭😭😭

Been losing my shit at the back of this guy's head

⚠️CAUTION #birds

I hate the thing they do in reels where they're making some stupid craft or selling some stupid product and have to clack their nails on everything

Jeep driver wrecking and having to get rubber duckys surgically extracted from various locations on their body

"It's all about the he/they she/they bullshit" I just thought this, googled it. And I said shut the fuck up out loud

They have the same hair color

Changed the kitten nest bedding while Daisy ate, but returning the kittens set off their SOS squeal and she torpedoed back

I hate being a nervous sweater. Send an email as The Fungus start sweating. Get a ping on teams start sweating. Turn down a one way street wrong start sweating. Fall down the stairs start sweating

Ordering the concrete battered shrimp meal at Culvert's

It is recommended to start a playthrough of Paper Mario: The Origami King by dying 17 times in a row. The game has a hidden pity system that applies discounts to accessories. Dying 17 times allows Mario to reach Maximum Pity for a 90% discount, saving a lot of money over the course of the game.

AI is so fucking stupid man

I ACCIDENTALLY SENT AN EMAIL TO SOMEONE AT THE BANK AS "THE FUNGUS"

#birdbot

There were like 12 house finches at the feeder 😒

Fruit and Bug Administration

I can't even lie, the blue jays have been a little too loud right at my house recently

How much I post does directly correlate to how much I'm losing my shit at any given time but I am actually holding it together pretty well 👍 I wish this was not as difficult as it is for me

Pea themed wizard using the spell Podcast

absolutely amazing. just straight up lying and then immediately doubling down on the lying bc it Really Makes You Think

those alt national parks/whatever accounts are so damn annoying

Need to turn off that "rain likely soon" push notification because I'm tired of the lies

Wearing a little sash that says Miss Agrobacterium

My coworker just called me Carry

Animal "collective" and only one guy is a panda

Daisy will suddenly remember she has babies and start moving different so now I have carpet burned knees

This entire comedy of errors unfolded such that I ended up seeing a really nice coupe DeVille

Scrub master

Slithering out of bed

Shawty crepuscular

Separate the wheatear from the chiffchaff

(don't want this on their feeds) what is the east c0ast k1n thing. I see it in bird photo hashtags...

I need to cosplay this picture

PLAY IT!!!!

We are keeping upstairs very warm for the kittens and it isn't pleasant

House was such a mess from the kitten chaos but it's been consolidated to a single room now

gray and tortie gained 13+14 grams. Tabby and orange both gained a whopping 20 grams

Insert samyang "tangle" creamy mushroom pasta here 🫦👈

More like mineral wrongs

Haven't been downtown in awhile and turned the wrong way down a one way street. Instantly started pouring sweat. Then my parking deck entrance was closed. I'm so sorry for being this way

Fat spotted tummy