Honestly in terms of straight up fruit consumption I'm picking pears over apples any day

We're in the crib bumping the red brinstar theme from Super Metroid

My wicked chud life

Every time I have a tangerine I'm just like yeah I could eat 12 of these guys right now

Robusta Nut

I'm going to be so for real I'm so out of the news loop that I thought Rob Reiner had died of natural causes until just now

I'm smoking on that shit

We need to do better than The Airport

Is Best Buy just Lindy atp

They don't list the calories on beer because you can't put a price on magic

Drag queen named Tucker Carlson

Friday

This is what going to the dentist feels like

Im just so not interested in Internet arguments. I understand the urge to participate in them but it is worth it exactly 0% of the time

Barack Hussein Obama is dead

If you're aware of anything that came out before 2009 teenagers will say you have elite ball knowledge

Eating Sebulba for dinner

Varg Vikernes? The tabletop RPG creator?

Got a thc soda thinking it'd get me high for 3 days but I'm just kinda tired

Jello is probably the worst food of all time

Going full DIY with healthcare. MRI machine in the garage and shit.

Now why the fuck CVS busy

at the gym feeling sick and touching everything

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Be Sky

And for myself, I'll have the mental illness

This is what masculinity is all about

RYM running Zionist ads lmao

Talking about jacking off like Tom Platz

Do you guys think executioners ever had imposter syndrome

Keep on loving in the free world ☮️✌️

Spilled coffee on my executioner robes

Pitted medjool dates addict

That album The Cure put out last year is pretty good just got around to listening to it lol

Neurosis - Coke At Zero

Never related to the "bleeding out in the snow" maleslop posting. I just wanna chill

November 🔄

So many Instagram reels are just "here's some incredibly boring information about my life"

This app is always logging me out #LiberalismFail

Girl named Brachialis

Autopsy - Mental Funeral is the greatest album of all time

It is pretty funny that cats have their own version of weed

Tesla with a Maryland license plate

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Oat Bran is gonna be the next big thing I think