Jared πΏπ΅πΈ
@b1gdamage.bsky.social
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This is me this is actually my real life
18 days ago
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Call her tricep the way she give me that long head βΌοΈ
about 8 hours ago
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Someone did the "honk the instant the light turns green" meme to me the other day and that shit just pissed me off fuck you
about 23 hours ago
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Cocktober
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#SomeNutNovember
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Clocked in at the piss factory
1 day ago
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I could handle a diamond gym workout
1 day ago
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I personally love getting a credit in 1-2 billing cycles
2 days ago
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Keeping it fridaypilled
2 days ago
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Just saw an IG reel where a guy referred to the GameCube as retro and it made me feel 97 years old
3 days ago
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Noticed a "Berenstein bears" thing going on with the recalled temperature of Hawaiian punch
4 days ago
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We really just gotta ban realistic AI videos lol
5 days ago
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Most men can't even find the labubu
5 days ago
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jax
5 days ago
smoking a big one to 99 luftballoons
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5 days ago
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The jerking and the tugging of the wenis
5 days ago
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journeyman folklorist
5 days ago
Smash burgers are the labubus of food
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glow moss
5 days ago
Fuck Israel
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glow moss
6 days ago
This tidal shift of nazi shit online has made me dislike the internet so much. Hateful dorks playing pretend all day long. I would rather stare at a wall.
add a skeleton here at some point
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farner
6 days ago
if your credit score is below 500 in america they just fucking kill you
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The MegaMan 2 soundtrack rips
6 days ago
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Hit a labubu with my car last night and had a panic attack
6 days ago
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Getting the zone. AutoZone.
6 days ago
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Mass labubu grave
6 days ago
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God of Emptiness (I. The Accuser, II. The Tempter)
https://open.spotify.com/track/6sLLktVGKIXXGxvJ0pmhOw?si=7AjmBVOqQWenDea3MmNVPw
7 days ago
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No one ever says "RIP headphone users" anymore. Because they've all been dead.
7 days ago
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Asking the guy at the guitar store if they carrier Squire and he calls me broke over the intercom system
8 days ago
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I BEEN SAILIN SHIPS FOR A LONG TIME π£οΈπ΄ββ οΈ
9 days ago
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(in the fiery pits of hell) bro tap in
9 days ago
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JLP
10 days ago
Donald Hussein Trump
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9 days ago
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Halloween lands on a Friday this year. There are no excuses for celebrating it on a different day.
10 days ago
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Fuck people who are from the city they live in
#TransplantSupremacy
10 days ago
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The Chalant Dreadhead
10 days ago
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Whatever brotown
11 days ago
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KKKrunch $hitneSS
11 days ago
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Bob Fortuna
11 days ago
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Comparisoncels when a real joychad steps in
11 days ago
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richard
11 days ago
FEN MAGUS - LIVE SABBATH three tracks recorded live at gasa gasa new orleans in tribute to ozzy osbourne available for streaming only on bandcamp
fenmagus.bandcamp.com/album/live-s...
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Live Sabbath, by Fen Magus
3 track album
https://fenmagus.bandcamp.com/album/live-sabbath
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Roofer named Yahweh
11 days ago
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There should be a way to replicate the feeling of buying another guitar that costs like $5
12 days ago
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I keep forgetting "by the wick of a candle" is not a real saying it's just some shit I hallucinated I guess
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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Wick of a candle type shit
12 days ago
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glow moss
12 days ago
Breaking into my old workplace to take a ten minute piss one last time.
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@debianxfce.bsky.social
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Joe Weisenthal
13 days ago
Glad to have a safe haven like Bluesky sometimes. Have been getting harassed non-stop by bullies on Twitter for suggesting that so-called "adults" should grow up, and stop celebrating Halloween for two weeks straight.
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We listening to Immolation
13 days ago
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How it feels to hit a curb
13 days ago
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Been trying to figure out the subtle vibe differences between here and Twitter and this place is just way more employed I think
13 days ago
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You can eat as many vitamins as you want as a yummy snack
13 days ago
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JLP
about 1 year ago
In The And Of Jones
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