Call her tricep the way she give me that long head ‼️

Someone did the "honk the instant the light turns green" meme to me the other day and that shit just pissed me off fuck you

Cocktober

Clocked in at the piss factory

I could handle a diamond gym workout

I personally love getting a credit in 1-2 billing cycles

Keeping it fridaypilled

Just saw an IG reel where a guy referred to the GameCube as retro and it made me feel 97 years old

Noticed a "Berenstein bears" thing going on with the recalled temperature of Hawaiian punch

We really just gotta ban realistic AI videos lol

Most men can't even find the labubu

smoking a big one to 99 luftballoons

The jerking and the tugging of the wenis

Smash burgers are the labubus of food

Fuck Israel

This tidal shift of nazi shit online has made me dislike the internet so much. Hateful dorks playing pretend all day long. I would rather stare at a wall.

if your credit score is below 500 in america they just fucking kill you

The MegaMan 2 soundtrack rips

Hit a labubu with my car last night and had a panic attack

Getting the zone. AutoZone.

Mass labubu grave

No one ever says "RIP headphone users" anymore. Because they've all been dead.

Asking the guy at the guitar store if they carrier Squire and he calls me broke over the intercom system

I BEEN SAILIN SHIPS FOR A LONG TIME 🗣️🏴‍☠️

(in the fiery pits of hell) bro tap in

Donald Hussein Trump

Halloween lands on a Friday this year. There are no excuses for celebrating it on a different day.

Fuck people who are from the city they live in #TransplantSupremacy

The Chalant Dreadhead

Whatever brotown

KKKrunch $hitneSS

Comparisoncels when a real joychad steps in

FEN MAGUS - LIVE SABBATH three tracks recorded live at gasa gasa new orleans in tribute to ozzy osbourne available for streaming only on bandcamp fenmagus.bandcamp.com/album/live-s...

Roofer named Yahweh

There should be a way to replicate the feeling of buying another guitar that costs like $5

I keep forgetting "by the wick of a candle" is not a real saying it's just some shit I hallucinated I guess

Wick of a candle type shit

Breaking into my old workplace to take a ten minute piss one last time.

Glad to have a safe haven like Bluesky sometimes. Have been getting harassed non-stop by bullies on Twitter for suggesting that so-called "adults" should grow up, and stop celebrating Halloween for two weeks straight.

We listening to Immolation

How it feels to hit a curb

Been trying to figure out the subtle vibe differences between here and Twitter and this place is just way more employed I think

You can eat as many vitamins as you want as a yummy snack

In The And Of Jones